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Is Chu gonna get a new job in the [chat] industry?

amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
Chu has been killing it lately. Let's acknowledge that.

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Is Chu gonna get a new job in the [chat] industry? 73 votes

Yes, Chu will find a better job
67%
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Yes, Chu will find a better job
32%
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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    It's a chu-lebration

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Let's Chu-knowledge that

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    10/10 op

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    man my grocery delivery gave me planter's premium nut mix (hhhehehe) instead of the regular one by mistake and holy shit these are so much better

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    There's a whole bunch of people rooting for you Chu and there's nothing you can do about itttttttttttttttttt

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Oar gen ee CHUH

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Chanus wrote: »
    man my grocery delivery gave me planter's premium nut mix (hhhehehe) instead of the regular one by mistake and holy shit these are so much better

    this happened because i put in a good word for you

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Oar gen ee CHUH

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    man my grocery delivery gave me planter's premium nut mix (hhhehehe) instead of the regular one by mistake and holy shit these are so much better

    this happened because i put in a good word for you

    the difference is significant enough that i would not be surprised if it was on purpose to get me to spend more money

    like when your weed dealer is like hey try this heroin

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    man my grocery delivery gave me planter's premium nut mix (hhhehehe) instead of the regular one by mistake and holy shit these are so much better

    this happened because i put in a good word for you

    the difference is significant enough that i would not be surprised if it was on purpose to get me to spend more money

    like when your weed dealer is like hey try this heroin

    Dude you had a bad weed dealer.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    They're gonna Chu-Chu- Choose Chu, I know it.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    how does that even work in the age of ubiquitous cell phones

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Like mine would ask me if I wanted to buy a dvd player because he basically also ran a pawn shop out of his house, but that was the hardest upsell I ever got

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Chanus wrote: »
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    how does that even work in the age of ubiquitous cell phones

    That's pretty much the trailer thread's take on it as well. Like even a cult compound is connected to the internet now.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    thanks for gassing me up, friends

    i'm told i'll hear back by next tuesday or wednesday. either big sad or begin negotiations for salary and start date

    then thursday- maybe the day after i find out!?- i fly with puppies to portland to hang out with skippy and then we're all going to seattle

    this is either gonna be the best end-of-october in my life or else a very mixed-mood, confusing vacation with friends 8-)

    Organichu on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Amazon just sent me an e-mail to go hard on my love of carbs and get a pasta maker.

    Fuck you amazon. Go launch another space dick

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    i honestly have no idea how anyone finds drugs if they don't just already have a friend who's slinging

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

    Buzz is back, he's a cop?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

    Home Alone, but done in the style of John Wick

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Chanus wrote: »
    i honestly have no idea how anyone finds drugs if they don't just already have a friend who's slinging

    I go to the store.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Organichu wrote: »
    thanks for gassing me up, friends

    i'm told i'll hear back by next tuesday or wednesday. either big sad or begin negotiations for salary and start date

    then thursday- maybe the day after i find out!?- i fly with puppies to portland to hang out with skippy and then we're all going to seattle

    this is either gonna be the best end-of-october in my life or else a very mixed-mood, confusing vacation with friends 8-)

    at least you'll be with a couple of good eggs

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

    Buzz is back, he's a cop?

    "Officer McAllister, I think my house I live in alone as my home is being cased for burglary."

    "That's your problem, butthead."

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Organichu wrote: »
    thanks for gassing me up, friends

    i'm told i'll hear back by next tuesday or wednesday. either big sad or begin negotiations for salary and start date

    then thursday- maybe the day after i find out!?- i fly with puppies to portland to hang out with skippy and then we're all going to seattle

    this is either gonna be the best end-of-october in my life or else a very mixed-mood, confusing vacation with friends 8-)

    Either way there is going to be some heavy partying.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

    Home Alone, but done in the style of John Wick

    I was just watching the new trailer and he shoots a billiard ball at a dude with an airgun and hits him in the head and knocks him out

    it doesn't work that way! He's not a Pokémon you're taking to Nurse Joy!

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

    Buzz is back, he's a cop?

    Oooo, tough sell there

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Aioua wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i honestly have no idea how anyone finds drugs if they don't just already have a friend who's slinging

    I go to the store.

    we'll have those in like two years QQ

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Amazon just sent me an e-mail to go hard on my love of carbs and get a pasta maker.

    Fuck you amazon. Go launch another space dick

    but are they wrong?

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    New home alone should just be Macaulay Culkin sitting around home alone.

    Drinking silently.

    The horror is existential.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I can't believe they're doing another Home Alone movie, like a sequel, not a reboot.

    I mean I can believe it, but still.

    Adult McCauley Culkin

    The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces

    Home Alone, but done in the style of John Wick

    I was just watching the new trailer and he shoots a billiard ball at a dude with an airgun and hits him in the head and knocks him out

    it doesn't work that way! He's not a Pokémon you're taking to Nurse Joy!

    I don't particularly like psychopath movies but Better Watch Out is a pretty great take on Home Alone if you've never seen it.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    i'm supposed to be at work in 23 minutes and i'm eating mac and cheese in my underwear, unwashed, unbrushed, etc

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm supposed to be at work in 23 minutes and i'm eating mac and cheese in my underwear, unwashed, unbrushed, etc

    It ain't easy being cheesy

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    The new Home Alone better have Sniper-Elite x-ray kill-cam so we can watch paint cans and lead pipes and bricks fracture skulls and pulverize organs in slow-mo.

    Just lean right into the hyper-realistic violence where Kevin straight murders a bunch of small time thugs.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Amazon just sent me an e-mail to go hard on my love of carbs and get a pasta maker.

    Fuck you amazon. Go launch another space dick

    but are they wrong?

    In this instance, yes.

    Making pasta from scratch is a young man's game.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm supposed to be at work in 23 minutes and i'm eating mac and cheese in my underwear, unwashed, unbrushed, etc

    Unwashed, Unbrushed, Unbroken

    - House Martell, probably

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Just make the villains in the new Home Alone cops who want to rob the house using a pretext.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm supposed to be at work in 23 minutes and i'm eating mac and cheese in my underwear, unwashed, unbrushed, etc

    remember not to start short timing just yet

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    Fuckin' sweet

    Local BBQ place closed yesterday for the day (I've posted pictures before - they're heavy metal themed and they have a sweet poster of Trooper Eddie going across the whole joint)

    Turns out they were closed because Diners Drive ins and Dives visited them a 2nd time to see how they've been

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Yes, Chu will find a better job
    also i need a chat poll on whether i should give notice, should i get this job

    colorado law recently passed a law saying that employers cannot condition paying out vacation time on leaving on good terms or with sufficient notice or anything. it's all protected, guaranteed income

    in the pros column:

    -not burning a bridge, in case this job didn't work out
    -not screwing over my cool coworkers who would have some hard days if i didn't show up and there was no replacement scheduled in time
    -my protestant work ethic might guilt trip me since i haven't fully internalized the idea that i'm an unvalued cog and maybe i still owe them something in the big, cosmic dynamic of employer-employee
    -presumably i'd get cake on my last day (but i'm diabetic)

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