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Is Chu gonna get a new job in the [chat] industry?
Chu has been killing it lately. Let's acknowledge that.
are YOU on the beer list?
Is Chu gonna get a new job in the [chat] industry? 73 votes
Yes, Chu will find a better job
Yes, Chu will find a better job
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I mean I can believe it, but still.
this happened because i put in a good word for you
the difference is significant enough that i would not be surprised if it was on purpose to get me to spend more money
like when your weed dealer is like hey try this heroin
Dude you had a bad weed dealer.
Adult McCauley Culkin
The elderly wet bandits fall on the wet paint, hip just shatters into a billion pieces
how does that even work in the age of ubiquitous cell phones
That's pretty much the trailer thread's take on it as well. Like even a cult compound is connected to the internet now.
i'm told i'll hear back by next tuesday or wednesday. either big sad or begin negotiations for salary and start date
then thursday- maybe the day after i find out!?- i fly with puppies to portland to hang out with skippy and then we're all going to seattle
this is either gonna be the best end-of-october in my life or else a very mixed-mood, confusing vacation with friends 8-)
Fuck you amazon. Go launch another space dick
Buzz is back, he's a cop?
Home Alone, but done in the style of John Wick
I go to the store.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
at least you'll be with a couple of good eggs
"Officer McAllister, I think my house I live in alone as my home is being cased for burglary."
"That's your problem, butthead."
Either way there is going to be some heavy partying.
I was just watching the new trailer and he shoots a billiard ball at a dude with an airgun and hits him in the head and knocks him out
it doesn't work that way! He's not a Pokémon you're taking to Nurse Joy!
Oooo, tough sell there
Come Overwatch with meeeee
we'll have those in like two years QQ
but are they wrong?
Drinking silently.
The horror is existential.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I don't particularly like psychopath movies but Better Watch Out is a pretty great take on Home Alone if you've never seen it.
It ain't easy being cheesy
Just lean right into the hyper-realistic violence where Kevin straight murders a bunch of small time thugs.
In this instance, yes.
Making pasta from scratch is a young man's game.
Unwashed, Unbrushed, Unbroken
- House Martell, probably
remember not to start short timing just yet
Local BBQ place closed yesterday for the day (I've posted pictures before - they're heavy metal themed and they have a sweet poster of Trooper Eddie going across the whole joint)
Turns out they were closed because Diners Drive ins and Dives visited them a 2nd time to see how they've been
colorado law recently passed a law saying that employers cannot condition paying out vacation time on leaving on good terms or with sufficient notice or anything. it's all protected, guaranteed income
in the pros column:
-not burning a bridge, in case this job didn't work out
-not screwing over my cool coworkers who would have some hard days if i didn't show up and there was no replacement scheduled in time
-my protestant work ethic might guilt trip me since i haven't fully internalized the idea that i'm an unvalued cog and maybe i still owe them something in the big, cosmic dynamic of employer-employee
-presumably i'd get cake on my last day (but i'm diabetic)