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MLB 2022: Angel Hernandez still bad, CB Bucknor worse

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    crzyango wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I wait for a homer and atlanta to lose 2-1

    Can you just, like, go back to Seattle and be miserable there?

    Look who's Jimmies Preach rustled over here.

    Not going to lie, I wouldn't exactly complain if Preach took the relentless cynicism down a notch.

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    In lighter news, the ever humble Marcus Stroman is thinking of changing his glove:



    He's apparently upset at not being a finalist for a Gold Glove.

    Rawlings, of course, plays no actual role in determining Gold Glove finalists and winners (which are voted on by managers and coaches).

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    does gary payton manufacture mitts?

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    I've been reading way too much on the Tomahawk Chop and have read way too many people saying, "Even if the team wanted to stop it, the fans would do it anyway."

    First off, MLB absolutely could shut it down if they actually wanted to. Other leagues and sports have dealt with offensive fan chants. Make the team play without fans. Make the team forfeit games. Those fans will shut up real quick.

    But before you even get that far, you'd think the league would have the common sense to just tell the Braves to stop actively promoting it. The team may have stopped giving out foam tomahawks, but they still dim the lights and play the drums.

    Incidentally, if want to try to refute anyone claiming this is all about snowflake woke zoomers or whatever, here's a short clip about the chop from 1991:

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    cckerberos wrote: »
    I've been reading way too much on the Tomahawk Chop and have read way too many people saying, "Even if the team wanted to stop it, the fans would do it anyway."

    First off, MLB absolutely could shut it down if they actually wanted to. Other leagues and sports have dealt with offensive fan chants. Make the team play without fans. Make the team forfeit games. Those fans will shut up real quick.

    But before you even get that far, you'd think the league would have the common sense to just tell the Braves to stop actively promoting it. The team may have stopped giving out foam tomahawks, but they still dim the lights and play the drums.

    Incidentally, if want to try to refute anyone claiming this is all about snowflake woke zoomers or whatever, here's a short clip about the chop from 1991:


    In Living Color did a skit back in that era with the premise of Native Americans using casino money to buy the franchises with offensive names and renaming them with some more uh, historically accurate names.

    But it was spurred by the fact that a lot of tribes were making noise about how fucked these names and iconography are, they just didn't get much traction on the pro level. But off the top of my head they did get the St Johns "Red Men" to change to the "Red Storm"

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Also I remember all this despite being 7 at the time because my first Youth Athletic team was called the Red Men

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    And Trump is at the game tonight and doing the chop along with the shit atlanta fan base.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Welp, guess I got to hope that the Astros steal all the signs. Because fuck the Braves now.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    holy shit

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  • ouchiesouchies Registered User regular
    If the World Series is between the cheaters that are mad at you for calling them cheaters and the performative racists that welcome a fascist to do the racist thing during a game, I guess I just stop giving a shit about this World Series. Good job, MLB.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man that's not even that old like he's younger than my da... oh oh.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    That sucks. Crazy that he threw out the starting pitch at the AL wild card game less than a month ago.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    salamiiiii

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man I'll admit I was totally wrong. I thought houston would woop the braves, but I guess racism beats out cheating.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Suddenly everyone is hitting

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    If the Braves win tonight, it'll be the first time a team wins the World Series at home since 2013.

    Doesn't seem likely to happen anymore, though.

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Don't you know the official beverage of all Georgia sports teams is choka cola?

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    I'm just happy that I don't have to hear that fucking chant for the rest of the world series
    Suppose the upside to the AL winning the all star game and stuff

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Suppose the upside to the AL winning the all star game and stuff

    They stopped that a few years back. Home field advantage is based on regular season record now.

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  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    The Mariners have announced that they won't be exercising their club option on Kyle Seager, so he'll be a free agent.

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    I'm just happy that I don't have to hear that fucking chant for the rest of the world series
    Suppose the upside to the AL winning the all star game and stuff

    I doubt it's over. If people will storm the capital, they'll do the stupid chant in Houston.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    ouch fried
    thats how you break your ankles

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    aaand thats probably the series

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah GG braves, like honestly if you had better pitching you could have celebrated at home.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Yeah, I stand by my theory that Acuna Jr. Is getting traded for lots of prospects, etc, because Georgia is MAGA land by Decree of Kemp, and since Acuna was too, "Uppity", "Showboating", or "Not playing the right way! Hurr durr!!!", The Braves are gonna try to ship him out for the right deal.

    Also, please trade him to Toronto, so he and Vald Jr can wreck everyone's shit in the AL next year.

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  • CauldCauld Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Yeah, I stand by my theory that Acuna Jr. Is getting traded for lots of prospects, etc, because Georgia is MAGA land by Decree of Kemp, and since Acuna was too, "Uppity", "Showboating", or "Not playing the right way! Hurr durr!!!", The Braves are gonna try to ship him out for the right deal.

    Also, please trade him to Toronto, so he and Vald Jr can wreck everyone's shit in the AL next year.

    I very much doubt this. His deal is far too team favorable to trade. And as entertaining as it would be, I like continuity of players so I hope he stays there a long time.

  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Cauld wrote: »
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Yeah, I stand by my theory that Acuna Jr. Is getting traded for lots of prospects, etc, because Georgia is MAGA land by Decree of Kemp, and since Acuna was too, "Uppity", "Showboating", or "Not playing the right way! Hurr durr!!!", The Braves are gonna try to ship him out for the right deal.

    Also, please trade him to Toronto, so he and Vald Jr can wreck everyone's shit in the AL next year.

    I very much doubt this. His deal is far too team favorable to trade. And as entertaining as it would be, I like continuity of players so I hope he stays there a long time.

    I very much hope my theory is dead wrong. I just don't trust the Braves Brass, especially after Fox's love affair with the Orange Shitgibbon doing the goddamned Chop at Truist Field, I just wouldn't put it past the ATL brass to do such a thing when they win tonight.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Cauld wrote: »
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Yeah, I stand by my theory that Acuna Jr. Is getting traded for lots of prospects, etc, because Georgia is MAGA land by Decree of Kemp, and since Acuna was too, "Uppity", "Showboating", or "Not playing the right way! Hurr durr!!!", The Braves are gonna try to ship him out for the right deal.

    Also, please trade him to Toronto, so he and Vald Jr can wreck everyone's shit in the AL next year.

    I very much doubt this. His deal is far too team favorable to trade. And as entertaining as it would be, I like continuity of players so I hope he stays there a long time.

    I very much hope my theory is dead wrong. I just don't trust the Braves Brass, especially after Fox's love affair with the Orange Shitgibbon doing the goddamned Chop at Truist Field, I just wouldn't put it past the ATL brass to do such a thing when they win tonight.

    I dunno without acuna putting the team on his back early in the year they can't come back to where they are. But who knows really, he might come back from the knee injury bad and then they will trade him.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    i'm honestly surprised the stros didn't invite dubya to this game to complete the series of awfulness

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Cauld wrote: »
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    Yeah, I stand by my theory that Acuna Jr. Is getting traded for lots of prospects, etc, because Georgia is MAGA land by Decree of Kemp, and since Acuna was too, "Uppity", "Showboating", or "Not playing the right way! Hurr durr!!!", The Braves are gonna try to ship him out for the right deal.

    Also, please trade him to Toronto, so he and Vald Jr can wreck everyone's shit in the AL next year.

    I very much doubt this. His deal is far too team favorable to trade. And as entertaining as it would be, I like continuity of players so I hope he stays there a long time.

    I very much hope my theory is dead wrong. I just don't trust the Braves Brass, especially after Fox's love affair with the Orange Shitgibbon doing the goddamned Chop at Truist Field, I just wouldn't put it past the ATL brass to do such a thing when they win tonight.

    Even though the braves moved out to the burbs, I don't think they're going to trade someone to own da libz. It's not like management arranged for trump to be there.

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I heard morton broke his leg out there and still got a strike out. Imagine striking out to a dude on one leg.

    I mean when the stros take 4 straight it won't matter, but man that Morton what a gamer.

    Welp

  • crzyangocrzyango Registered User regular
    @Preacher you good?

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Please give him 446 feet of space in these trying times.

    Bless your heart.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    I mean I dislike both teams so I'm fine. The braves have a hugely racist fan base and the astros are cheaters.

    I like a lot of the players on the braves, like Freddie Freeman, Ozzie Albies and Acuna are all good people. Its just again their Trump loving fan base that can get bent.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean I dislike both teams so I'm fine. The braves have a hugely racist fan base and the astros are cheaters.

    I like a lot of the players on the braves, like Freddie Freeman, Ozzie Albies and Acuna are all good people. Its just again their Trump loving fan base that can get bent.

    Not to mention, they made the most amazing stadium fleece of the century. Moving out of less than 30 year old Ted Turner field and building Truist Stadium, because Mr Home Depot and the Falcons moved into "The Butthole".

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean I dislike both teams so I'm fine. The braves have a hugely racist fan base and the astros are cheaters.

    Hugely racist? The team that holds Hank Aaron as a patron Saint is hugely racist? Did they release a braves branded clan robe that I missed?

  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean I dislike both teams so I'm fine. The braves have a hugely racist fan base and the astros are cheaters.

    Hugely racist? The team that holds Hank Aaron as a patron Saint is hugely racist? Did they release a braves branded clan robe that I missed?

    Until they disavow the chop, yes. Hugely racist.

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean I dislike both teams so I'm fine. The braves have a hugely racist fan base and the astros are cheaters.

    Hugely racist? The team that holds Hank Aaron as a patron Saint is hugely racist? Did they release a braves branded clan robe that I missed?

    Until they disavow the chop, yes. Hugely racist.

    So collectively blame every fan because of a stupid chant. Anyone who roots for the braves is a racist. I've never heard anything so reductive in my life and I lived in the district that gave us MTG.

    If only there was someone in charge of the MLB who could punish the braves. If only.

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