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SECRET SAINTS! It’s BACK!!! 2021 style! Extra cheese

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited November 1 in Social Entropy++
Here we are again…it’s that time of year when people band together to make other people’s holidays a little bit brighter!

Hey Steve, I’m new…what is Secret Saints?

Well, Secret Saints is a fun little ditty I organize every year where people who aren’t in a situation to provide their own Christmas cheer can have others help them…with gifts!

Hey Steve, can anyone sign up?

Unfortunately, no. Because this is a charitable gifting it does fall victim to possible scamming. Fortunately though, the only real requirements are that we know you or someone specific can vouch for you, and that you don’t sign up for Secret Satans. If you can do Satans you’re probably not in need of Saints

Hey Steve, how do I sign up?

Well that’s as simple as a pie cooling on a windowsill! Just send me a PM indicating you need Christmas Cheer. You MUST have an Amazon wishlist to make it easier for Saints but also understand that you may get homemade cookies or art.

Hey Steve, what if I’m not happy with what I get?

Tough shit. You better make a post that does nothing but thank the Saints for being awesome and keep your crud to yourself. I don’t want to have put any ungrateful Garys into a sleeper hold but I will.

Hey Steve, can I be outside of the US?

This will be a case by case situation. Feel free to sign up but also know that I might not be able to find someone that’s wants to do anything international…it’s HIGHLY unlikely but just a small warning because I never know.

Hey Steve, Saint here…I want to give! I’m an incredible human being! What do I do?

First of all, thank you for your generosity and kindness and know that I love you. Secondly. Just shoot me a PM letting me know you want to give and how many people you want to give to. You can choose to give to 1 or all or any number in between.

Steve, I have another question…what if I sign up to gift but something happens and I can’t?

No worries my friend. You are absolutely not obligated to gift if you sign up. I only ask that you let me know as soon as possible so I can do some rearranging to make sure everyone gets something.

Hey Steve, thanks for setting this up! Can I buy you something?

Every year I say not to buy me stuff and every year people do…you’re all very mean and can’t seem to listen.

Oh I thought of another question, Steve…may I remain anonymous?

A Saint may choose to remain completely anonymous if they want to. A Saintee may not. Because this is charitable and awesomely done out of the kindness of their hearts I do need to see a post thanking them for the gifts. You don’t HAVE to have pics or anything, just thanks to the Saint.

Dammit, I’m forgetful. I have one more, Steve. Can I sign up for someone else?

Absolutely! If you have kids or a partner or other family member that you want to help get some cheer just let me know. Same rules apply, you are signing up, not them, you’re just asking for gifts for them. There needs to be an Amazon wishlist, and you, as the person signing up, cannot be in Secret Satans

HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh, and beyond a wishlist please let me know what kind of gaming platforms you have, if you have any specific allergies to worry about, or any other pertinent information like clothing sizes and show sizes.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Deadline to sign up is November 14th if you’re needing cheer. You can still ask after that and I will do my best to get you something but I guarantee anything if you sign up after the 14th

    Same for Saints. After the 14th I’ll be matching Saints with saintees but if you decide late you want to give I will 100% find someone for you to gift to!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular

    Hey Steve, can I be outside of the US?

    This will be a case by case situation. Feel free to sign up but also know that I might not be able to find someone that’s wants to do anything international…it’s HIGHLY unlikely but just a small warning because I never know.

    Hey Steve, are Canadians considered international?

    Derp derp still a smurf
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Elaro wrote: »

    Hey Steve, can I be outside of the US?

    This will be a case by case situation. Feel free to sign up but also know that I might not be able to find someone that’s wants to do anything international…it’s HIGHLY unlikely but just a small warning because I never know.

    Hey Steve, are Canadians considered international?

    Not really. I more mean if you live somewhere that might accrue a lot of extra shipping costs…it’s almost certainly not going to be a problem to find someone willing to pay the extra and I THINK you can buy off an international wishlist without paying extra shipping?

    I just wanted to put that in JUST IN CASE

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Holy fuck it’s saints time already

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Also IMPS! As always I could use a couple of imps to act as go between s if necessary. That way if a Saint wants to remain anonymous but maybe requires some info they can have the imp hop over to get the information.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Holy fuck it’s saints time already

    This is the correct reaction

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Registered User regular
    Another year, another gifting cannon to arm.
    Saints Orbital Gift Cannon Status: ONLINE
    Target: UNSET
    Systems: NOMINAL

    Xaquin
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    In for sainting!

  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    Hey Steve,


    :heartbeat:

    Derp derp still a smurf
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Got Saints!

    Need Saintees!!!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m going to bed! Let’s see some action when i wake up!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Blackhawk1313
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This isn’t a BAD thing but so far I have Saints and no official saintees!!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I feel like I'm in a weird spot where I would feel weird taking a saintee spot, but not in a great place to do Satans either :/. This has been a blessing and a total source of joy for me during the last two rough years and I look forward to following both threads to see cool stuff and have my heart melted.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I will sign up for this again this year.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    I feel like I'm in a weird spot where I would feel weird taking a saintee spot, but not in a great place to do Satans either :/. This has been a blessing and a total source of joy for me during the last two rough years and I look forward to following both threads to see cool stuff and have my heart melted.

    SIGN UPPPPPPPPPPPP

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Blackhawk1313Slacker71
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Yeah sign me up to give some cheer!

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm going to sign up for this again this year myself. Even though I feel kinda bad that I've done so a number of years running now.

    It's been a weird couple of years though still and my health is still bad and shit gets tight this time of year, and I could use the cheer. I do love you guys.

    One of these days after my car is paid off maybe I'll sign up to be a Saint myself to try to pay it forward.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Yeah sign me up to give some cheer!

    …as the person who runs Satans every year I would expect you, of all people, to FOLLOW THE RULES!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I be imp!

    I help maintain anonymity!

    Steve keeps forgetting i exist. But I do!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Yeah sign me up to give some cheer!

    …as the person who runs Satans every year I would expect you, of all people, to FOLLOW THE RULES!

    lol if u think I know how to read

  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Yeah sign me up to give some cheer!

    …as the person who runs Satans every year I would expect you, of all people, to FOLLOW THE RULES!

    *whispers* I think he's signing up for being a Saint!

    Derp derp still a smurf
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Yeah sign me up to give some cheer!

    …as the person who runs Satans every year I would expect you, of all people, to FOLLOW THE RULES!

    *whispers* I think he's signing up for being a Saint!

    Yeah and he’s supposed to PM me as it’s explicitly written in THE RULES

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Blackhawk1313
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i was gonna skip being a saintee this year because i've been one for like a decade now, but

    last month my plan was to see a doctor and get back on antidepressants but instead of getting medication i got covid, so i might sign up because i could use some cheer

    i'm still thinking on it

    Cristoval
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Sign up my droog! Get some cheer!

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Doo it!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I already have you on the list motherfucker!!! How about dem apples?!?

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    A Dabble Of TheloniusXaquinThe Zombie PenguinZilla360Slacker71
  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    I already have you on the list motherfucker!!! How about dem apples?!?

    Damn, threatening saintees, you really do deserve a secret satan, you monster

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    7 Saints

    4 Saintees

    …SO FAR!!!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Blackhawk1313Zilla360Slacker71
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Just a friendly reminder

    1 WEEK TO SIGN UP

    If you wait longer than 1 week I’m still going to do my best but no guarantees.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We’re up to 5 saintees now

    Who is ready to start sending gifts?? Sign up!!!!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Going to just make my sign up official. Doing better financially right now, but have some big purchases coming up and Joe Biden coming to collect school money in January again. Y'all made kiddo's Christmas possible the past few years.

    Currently updating the Amazon list with his stuff, but Luca is a 7 year-old boy who is into 7 year-old boy stuff. We have a PS4 and a Switch.

    Will update here with other stuff once I get home.

    Shoutout to all the awesome saints and @Raijin Quickfoot .

    Selling the Scream Podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeremy-donaldson
    Raijin QuickfootHeffling
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Going to just make my sign up official. Doing better financially right now, but have some big purchases coming up and Joe Biden coming to collect school money in January again. Y'all made kiddo's Christmas possible the past few years.

    Currently updating the Amazon list with his stuff, but Luca is a 7 year-old boy who is into 7 year-old boy stuff. We have a PS4 and a Switch.

    Will update here with other stuff once I get home.

    Shoutout to all the awesome saints and @Raijin Quickfoot .

    Shoot me a PM just so I have it on record!

    Thank you

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    astrobstrd
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Time is running low!!! Get your requests to gift or receive now!!!!!

    Set your wishlist up so you don’t get old crap you don’t want anymore because you never updated! I keep mine perfect curated at all times…I do! No I don’t…

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Zilla360
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh and DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ADDRESS ON YOUR WISHLIST

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    XaquinZilla360ElaroBrolo
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    9 GIFTERS

    6 GIFTEES

    SUNDAY DEADLINE

    If you want to get me anything I’ll take an Xbox Series X…

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    i was gonna skip being a saintee this year because i've been one for like a decade now, but

    last month my plan was to see a doctor and get back on antidepressants but instead of getting medication i got covid, so i might sign up because i could use some cheer

    i'm still thinking on it

    @Garlic Bread I still have your mailing address from last year, so there is no escaping this. Your only choice is whether or not it's official. =)

    Garlic Bread
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    i was gonna skip being a saintee this year because i've been one for like a decade now, but

    last month my plan was to see a doctor and get back on antidepressants but instead of getting medication i got covid, so i might sign up because i could use some cheer

    i'm still thinking on it

    @Garlic Bread I still have your mailing address from last year, so there is no escaping this. Your only choice is whether or not it's official. =)

    (It’s official)

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    HefflingSlacker71
  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    edited November 11
    6 GIFTEES

    9 GIFTERS

    SUNDAY DEADLINE

    If you want to get me anything I’ll take an Xbox Series X…

    Nice

    Elaro on
    Derp derp still a smurf
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    HEY EVERYONE

    I have a good friend who wants to do some gifting that isn’t on the forums.

    I’ve been friends with him since I was 16 so…24 years and I trust him with my life.

    If anyone is leery about their information going out to someone they don’t know and isn’t on the forums please let me know otherwise you may get gifted from him.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    BroloXaquinThe Zombie PenguinTallahasseerielSlacker71
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