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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Good evening protagonists of life

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Is there a way you can put an iPhone on do-not-disturb without calls going straight to voicemail, therefore letting the caller know the phone is on do-not-disturb?

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hey athenor, maybe you should try one of those lamps for seasonal affective disorder. I heard it helps.

    Do they help with fatigue? Cause I am fucking EXHAUSTED

    I heard yes? My friend who was having trouble with sleep regulation got it, and they said that helps.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a way you can put an iPhone on do-not-disturb without calls going straight to voicemail, therefore letting the caller know the phone is on do-not-disturb?

    just mute the phone.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a way you can put an iPhone on do-not-disturb without calls going straight to voicemail, therefore letting the caller know the phone is on do-not-disturb?

    If you need the phone to not vibrate on ring while on silent, in Sound and Haptics you can turn that feature off.

    I do that for work. Of course coworkers who text me while i’m doing my job get mad and I be like “I AM LITERALLY DOING WHAT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.”

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Winky wrote: »
    Good evening protagonists of life

    I’m a plucky side character at best

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Nadja (mockumentary style)
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a way you can put an iPhone on do-not-disturb without calls going straight to voicemail, therefore letting the caller know the phone is on do-not-disturb?

    There is a physical switch on the top left of the iPhone. Toggle it down. It’ll put your phone in silent mode.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Dracula (the classic)
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Good evening protagonists of life

    I’m a plucky side character at best

    Don't be modest. All the clues say you're the villain.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNjkuHQGa2w

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Good evening protagonists of life

    I’m a plucky side character at best

    Don't be modest. All the clues say you're the villain.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNjkuHQGa2w

    Only if I get Ursula’s boobs and bitching singing number.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Dracula (the classic)
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Good evening protagonists of life

    I’m a plucky side character at best

    Don't be modest. All the clues say you're the villain.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNjkuHQGa2w

    Only if I get Ursula’s boobs and bitching singing number.

    Granted.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Zavian wrote: »
    ryan gosling, nerds, milkshakes
    https://youtu.be/a6I9u3wjn-A

    I really love that SNL does the cut for time sketches on youtube. That's light the highlight of my Sunday mornings.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Also hey chat. I'm pretty relaxed right now. Good day.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    ryan gosling, nerds, milkshakes
    snip

    I really love that SNL does the cut for time sketches on youtube. That's light the highlight of my Sunday mornings.

    https://youtu.be/rkCbZsnsHOU

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    @“evil multifarious” OMG YOU’RE ENGAGED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    are you both just giddy with excitement

    have you told the rest of your family yet

    i know it’s all very bittersweet. so sorry to hear about your dad’s declining health. if you think he will enjoy hearing this you can share that i stole his thing and still have my kids run the length of the house for a full speed hug whenever i leave for an overnight trip

    also ps for any chat newcomers it is a rule that you must tag me on all exciting life matters including but not limited to proposals, weddings, babies, promising first dates, etc

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Catching up on the last couple pages and it's gonna be real hard to call Mim Meem.

    But I'mma try.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Nadja (mockumentary style)
    Catching up on the last couple pages and it's gonna be real hard to call Mim Meem.

    But I'mma try.
    Apple keeps trying to call her mom.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
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    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Cok floats are better

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    e

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Wait, I don’t adhere to the rules of the patriarchal overlords!

    MEEM FOREVER

    DOWN WITH SNIPERGUY

    You know what, fair

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Nadja (mockumentary style)
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
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    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Coke floats are better
    Coke floats are good, but I like Root Beer more than Coke.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    mN8QVyQ.jpg

    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Coke floats are better
    Coke floats are good, but I like Root Beer more than Coke.

    This is an impasse.

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Alucard (totally NOT the first guy)
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    Tumin on
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Carmilla (vampires can be lesbians too)
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    mN8QVyQ.jpg

    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Cok floats are better
    Drez wrote: »
    e

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ0_3fKEQP0

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    So did she say “cowabunga”?

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Alucard (totally NOT the first guy)
    Drez wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    So did she say “cowabunga”?

    Is that what youbthink I do around here

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    So did she say “cowabunga”?

    Is that what youbthink I do around here

    Ibthink

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Nadja (mockumentary style)
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    mN8QVyQ.jpg

    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Coke floats are better
    Coke floats are good, but I like Root Beer more than Coke.

    This is an impasse.
    I’m not kicking a Coke float out of bed, but I’m going to go out if my way for a root beer float and I’m taking a birch beer float home to meet my parents.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Lestat (good interview subject)
    Tumin wrote: »
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    This is confusing

    1. Are you marrying your best friend
    2. Is it your kid

    But even if the answers to both of those are no, congratulations!

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream with some really good like Whole Foods root beer that some mustached man who owns far too many pairs of bicycle shorts handcrafts

    That's the A+ shit, and put a chocolate straw in it

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    I'M DOCTOR ROCKSO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN BABY!

    I DO COCAINE!

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Nadja (mockumentary style)
    Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream with some really good like Whole Foods root beer that some mustached man who owns far too many pairs of bicycle shorts handcrafts

    That's the A+ shit, and put a chocolate straw in it

    This speaks to me, if homemade vanilla is unavailable, Ben and Jerry’s vanilla is good to throw in.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    And only us olds got that it was David Lee Roth

    #vanhalennotvanhagar

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    zepherin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    mN8QVyQ.jpg

    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Coke floats are better
    Coke floats are good, but I like Root Beer more than Coke.

    What about cok floats

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Nadja (mockumentary style)
    Orca wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    mN8QVyQ.jpg

    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Coke floats are better
    Coke floats are good, but I like Root Beer more than Coke.

    What about cok floats

    gg9r9acya5n2.jpeg

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2021
    Tumin wrote: »
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    consider: EM provided news that was conflicting and emotionally challenging. in effect, he asked me to perform emotional labor. very selfish.

    your joke might not have landed but my congratulations to you are simple and lacking in nuance. i for one thank you.

    Organichu on
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Carmilla (vampires can be lesbians too)
    hey.

    Deep rock galactic is fun, actually.

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Alucard (totally NOT the first guy)
    knitdan wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    I also proposed today and my early morning shitpost wasnt a joke but I misread EM's post and missed the very sad part and walked into the sea over my usual garbo joke being actually very stupid. Like really.

    Anyway

    Ugh. I was kind of on the fence about dates and pop and circumstance and then I talked to my best friend and she talked about her baby just starting to kick and I felt moved and accelerated my timeline of I got ring in hand fuck it we doing this

    This is confusing

    1. Are you marrying your best friend
    2. Is it your kid

    But even if the answers to both of those are no, congratulations!

    :( Sadly I do not live a charmed Riverdale life. I know, this flies in the face of my carefully constructed persona. Me and Tumsboo have merely had a very sweet uneventful 4 years and then I was FORCED to migraye to Seattle and commit

    Just been a long time coming to terms with the idea of having children being a THING that could happen to me. Was causing.me some hesitation and doubt for a long time, mostly because even when I'm not loaded I have brain worms.

    It could happen to anyone, apparently!!!

    Tumin on
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    I got a six pack of Bud Light Orange today and had three of them.

    Surprisingly on par with a shock top.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Some other vampire I don't know there are too many of them
    zepherin wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    mN8QVyQ.jpg

    Eugh

    Make the bottom root beer and it's perfect.

    THAT IS EVEN WORSE
    Root Beer floats are outstanding.

    Coke floats are better
    Coke floats are good, but I like Root Beer more than Coke.

    What about cok floats

    gg9r9acya5n2.jpeg

    1 of 5 possible places I intend to live post 45 is planned so that I meet this bear when I'm 65 and we just see what happens. Wife already has the instructions for after.

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Carmilla (vampires can be lesbians too)
    I got a six pack of Bud Light Orange today and had three of them.

    Surprisingly on par with a shock top.

    I miss when Blue Moon was good

    And Fat Tire now that I think about it

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