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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    My Australian mom always said she encountered more poisonous animals in North Carolina than she ever did in Australia 😇

    i'm not going to be a pedant (yes I am) but I do actually think that north america has a relatively similar amount of dangerous (in terms of venomous and large and dangerous animals) as Australia tbh

    the part about being a pedant is that you meant venomous, not poisonou - *is strangled by garrote wire*

    My disbelief mounted with each word of the first paragraph, especially when you just said venomous without correcting him

    Don’t do that to me

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    PS I can’t speculate as to whether I’m a breakthrough case because I can’t tell if I can smell because I can only breathe through my mouth 😭

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    What about taste, Chu?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    PS I can’t speculate as to whether I’m a breakthrough case because I can’t tell if I can smell because I can only breathe through my mouth 😭

    wow how come you got covid you don't work at kroger any more!!!!

    *ignores all of 'chu's posts about his roommates*

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Hard choice tonight: do I go to the gym tonight after work and become strong and powerful, or do I not go to the gym and become weak like baby?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Hard choice tonight: do I go to the gym tonight after work and become strong and powerful, or do I not go to the gym and become weak like baby?

    dont make me get tyrannus in here

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    What about taste, Chu?

    can't taste through his nose either

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Hard choice tonight: do I go to the gym tonight after work and become strong and powerful, or do I not go to the gym and become weak like baby?

    counterpoint:

    ez choice

    babies get waited on hand and foot and everyone listens when they scream

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I vote for gym, but to make my bias clear I'm currently in the gym with my heavily bruised knee, arm, and possibly broken hand still working out because I'm an idiot.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Hard choice tonight: do I go to the gym tonight after work and become strong and powerful, or do I not go to the gym and become weak like baby?

    Both are equivalent in the eyes of an uncaring universe.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Arch wrote: »
    My Australian mom always said she encountered more poisonous animals in North Carolina than she ever did in Australia 😇

    i'm not going to be a pedant (yes I am) but I do actually think that north america has a relatively similar amount of dangerous (in terms of venomous and large and dangerous animals) as Australia tbh

    the part about being a pedant is that you meant venomous, not poisonou - *is strangled by garrote wire*

    I’m just bemused when I hear how often it is, apparently, dangerous to live in Australia

    Like it’s often the only thing people know about it!

    Casual Eddy on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    What if your universe only cares about gains?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My taste seems fine

    I still think Chronicles of Riddick is a better space opera than Return of the Jedi, for instance

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yeah I’m still at (some) risk because I live with anti-vaxxers. I don’t really hang out with them, for obvious reasons. But it’s frustrating that even as I wfh, the transmissibility in my environment is somewhat out of my hands.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My taste seems fine

    I still think Chronicles of Riddick is a better space opera than Return of the Jedi, for instance

    The Riddick trilogy are the only films that I own on physical media, got the blu-ray set.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Weaver wrote: »
    What if your universe only cares about gains?

    OTOH who cares what the prick universe thinks, get jacked and dunk on the stupid universe's dumb existence.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I was looking at the (minimal) data on infection rates in boosted people and it was reassuring. Seems incredibly uncommon. Maybe I’m just feeling fatalistic because I’m so unhappy with my living arrangement.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My taste seems fine

    I still think Chronicles of Riddick is a better space opera than Return of the Jedi, for instance

    this got a very hearty chuckle out of me in my office

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hard choice tonight: do I go to the gym tonight after work and become strong and powerful, or do I not go to the gym and become weak like baby?

    counterpoint:

    ez choice

    babies get waited on hand and foot and everyone listens when they scream

    While being weak as a baby, I will continue to lack the other qualities that tend to benefit babies

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    My Australian mom always said she encountered more poisonous animals in North Carolina than she ever did in Australia 😇

    i'm not going to be a pedant (yes I am) but I do actually think that north america has a relatively similar amount of dangerous (in terms of venomous and large and dangerous animals) as Australia tbh

    the part about being a pedant is that you meant venomous, not poisonou - *is strangled by garrote wire*

    I’m just bemused when I hear how often it is, apparently, dangerous to live in Australia

    Like it’s often the only thing people know about it!

    Our big deadly animals are like bears.

    Not giant scary ass spiders.

    Just ignore like all the snakes and stuff.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    My Australian mom always said she encountered more poisonous animals in North Carolina than she ever did in Australia 😇

    i'm not going to be a pedant (yes I am) but I do actually think that north america has a relatively similar amount of dangerous (in terms of venomous and large and dangerous animals) as Australia tbh

    the part about being a pedant is that you meant venomous, not poisonou - *is strangled by garrote wire*

    I’m just bemused when I hear how often it is, apparently, dangerous to live in Australia

    Like it’s often the only thing people know about it!

    i'd just be scared all the time i'd forget to put on my velcro shoes and fall off

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    What if your universe only cares about gains?

    OTOH who cares what the prick universe thinks, get jacked and dunk on the stupid universe's dumb existence.

    By lifting more, therefore converting more matter to energy, you're contributing to net entropy! Lift, lift for the heat death of the universe!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    While it’s true that I don’t know anything about Australia, I think it’s probably similarly true that I know nothing about South America

    I’m an equal opportunity ignoramus

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod


    Makes sense, really. They'd get realistic gravity.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I don't have the energy to do the per-capita transformation but

    between 1991-2001 (10 years) 1,943 people in the USA were killed by some kind of animal

    between 2001-2017 (16 years) 541 people were killed in Australia by some kind of animal

    Feels like the good 'ol US of A might be winning here, even if I adjust for population size

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I stared work at 530a, which sucks, but now I am done for the day??

    *struts around the house blowing noisemakers*

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I don't have the energy to do the per-capita transformation but

    between 1991-2001 (10 years) 1,943 people in the USA were killed by some kind of animal

    between 2001-2017 (16 years) 541 people were killed in Australia by some kind of animal

    Feels like the good 'ol US of A might be winning here, even if I adjust for population size

    Australia is about 25-26 million people.

    US is about 340 million people.

    So incident per 1000 might be a better measure.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I don't have the energy to do the per-capita transformation but

    between 1991-2001 (10 years) 1,943 people in the USA were killed by some kind of animal

    between 2001-2017 (16 years) 541 people were killed in Australia by some kind of animal

    Feels like the good 'ol US of A might be winning here, even if I adjust for population size

    arch...

    The US has over 10x the amount of people that Australia does.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »


    Makes sense, really. They'd get realistic gravity.

    Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    I stared work at 530a, which sucks, but now I am done for the day??

    *struts around the house blowing noisemakers*

    when's dinner, I'm hungry

    this floor needs vacuuming

    where are my new library books

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    what part of "i am too lazy to do the rest of the math" was unclear

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    There's absolutely as much shit in the US that could probably kill you, but the stuff in Australia is a lot scarier

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I stared work at 530a, which sucks, but now I am done for the day??

    *struts around the house blowing noisemakers*

    I am not working today because I’m still miserably sick

    But any of my troublesome holdover-guilt and anxiety from years of retail is minimized by aws being broken and half my company not doing much today

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