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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    wait are you growing new lips

    Basically, yes. I've taken photos of it every day to chart the progress. I'll post a collage at the end when it's all healed.

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    we're all growing new lips all the time

    it's just very explicit in hacksaw's case

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Pip you will never be able to stop millennials from eating ass.

    Millennials? pshaw

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Regenerating flesh, like some kind of biofreak

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Regenerating flesh, like some kind of biofreak

    He could always turn out like ol' Soulblighter

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Being a Bungee game protagonist is its own special hell, I imagine.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Being a Bungee game protagonist is its own special hell, I imagine.

    I don't think Soulblighter was the protagonist

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    tbh the one on the right is probably the best protagonist candidate of those three

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    hey medical thread who wants to learn that my dad was diagnosed with an 11 mm kidney stone today

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Holy moley. They gonna try to break it up?

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    yeah my understanding right now is that they're gonna do the ultrasound stuff to it

    he had pains last week that lead to the paramedics being called in and they thought he had a heart attack, it was causing him so much trouble

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    God, that sucks. Hope they can keep him comfortable and it passes with relative speed.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    11mm seems big

    Mine was an ordeal, blacking out from pain and all, and it was less than 4mm

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    11mm is huge. Nearly half an inch, which might actually be a size that's impassible without ultrasound.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    My understanding is that past 5mm passing it is pretty rare if not impossible

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    at that size it’s essentially like peeing a standard sized marble.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I hear the ultrasound stuff they do has gotten much better at breaking up stones these days.

    I wish they even could have tried it on me but too small and already stuck in my ureter, they could barely see it on ct scans. Instead I had that whole nephrostomy ordeal because they fucked up trying to take it out.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    hey medical thread who wants to learn that my dad was diagnosed with an 11 mm kidney stone today

    As one of the community medical people let me say that's absurdly large.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    there's a non-zero chance that the people who help him get it gone will get to remember him as their largest

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The surgeon who removed my appendix said it was the biggest she'd ever seen, which is neat I guess.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My urologist said "we're really high paid plumbers"

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    The surgeon who removed my appendix said it was the biggest she'd ever seen, which is neat I guess.

    when I had to go to an ENT he said my uvula is dagger-shaped and 'he'd never seen one like that before'

    thanks doc, for whatever the fuck that means

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i would like to never have kidney stones, please and thank you

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    i would like to never have kidney stones, please and thank you

    if you haven't at this point, you're highly unlikely to

    my old man gets them and has since his teens, but I never have mercifully

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I hate MyChart shit where I get the report from a imaging procedure before my doctor even calls me about it

    Because I just got a report from my echocardiogram and it doesn't sound great to me

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i've had one kidney stone and the doctor casually mentioned that it was "weird" that i felt the pain in the urethra rather than the ureter and simply never elaborated on that so thanks doc

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    i would like to never have kidney stones, please and thank you

    Drink lots of water!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I felt the pain in the front of my right side for mine

    Which is odd apparently because they say kidney stones usually hurt in your back

    They checked me for my heart first then my appendix before they saw the stone in my ureter in the ct scan

    It sat there for months unmoving before they took it out and butchered my ureter and nearly killed my right kidney.

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    I’m drinking water just reading about that shit.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    hey medical thread who wants to learn that my dad was diagnosed with an 11 mm kidney stone today

    Oh nice, my brother in law has a 6mm one working its way through his system right now. Hi5

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
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    The stone on the left came out of the pig on the right.

    Jragghen on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Fuck yeah, being human is so cool. Your body is falling apart all the time and pain is the only constant. Love it.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    My brother had a kidney stone that they needed to break up with ultrasound. Apparently the pain is crazy but it’s very hard to find painkillers that work for it, so instead they have him something with the side effect of short term memory loss so he wouldn’t be traumatized by the pain.

    He remembers going in for the procedure and then sitting on the bus back home.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I have had two kidney stones and would very much like never to have another one.

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Flarne wrote: »
    so instead they have him something with the side effect of short term memory loss so he wouldn’t be traumatized by the pain.

    I think I preferred the time before I knew about the existence of this.

    Which I guess is a "good news, everybody" sort of situation.

    Prolegomena on
  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    A friend of mine dislocated his shoulder in a skiing accident, and when they re-set the joint in the ED that’s the sort of drug they gave him. He says it was quite effective, doesn’t recall the pain from that maneuver at all.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    When there took out my kidney stone and my kidney was blocked because they damaged my ureter they gave me dilaudid and morphine for the pain I was in but it didn't even touch it

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My dad's been scheduled for neck surgery late February. He's been having chronic pain from a compressed spine for the last half year or so and finally went to get an MRI that told him without surgery a single unlucky fall or jolt could make him a quadraplegic. Stenosis I think they called his condition.

    So in the meanwhile he's on really good pain medication which is making him foggy in the head once it kicks in. And the man already had a tendency to be a bit dopy at times so my mother is having fun dealing with that.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    My brother had a kidney stone that they needed to break up with ultrasound. Apparently the pain is crazy but it’s very hard to find painkillers that work for it, so instead they have him something with the side effect of short term memory loss so he wouldn’t be traumatized by the pain.

    He remembers going in for the procedure and then sitting on the bus back home.

    ???

    Are you sure he wasn't simply put under? Like, I don't remember the procedure for getting my wisdom teeth removed, I just remember waking up at home with a ton of gauze in my mouth - but in that case I was transported by my mother, who would gladly tell you about all the delirious stuff I was trying to write down during the missing time.

    Either way, seems irresponsible for the practitioner to utilize such a drug without someone to accompany your brother while he was under the influence.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Last time I had surgery scheduled I spent a lot of time around 2 AM trying to figure out if there was any way to tell the difference between an actual anesthetic and a really effective paralytic+amnestic.

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