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Ah! After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to...

PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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Ah! After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to... 102 votes

conquer earth!
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go pee
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do something else:
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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    take a nap

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    go pee
    Pssssssssssss

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    do something else:
    Go poop

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    do something else:
    The fact that Rita did not erupt from that container atop a geyser of 10,000 years of accumulated urine suggests that she probably doesn't need to pee at all, ever.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Did they have teens with attitude 10,000 years ago or is that the modern development that undoes her plans

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Did they have teens with attitude 10,000 years ago or is that the modern development that undoes her plans

    Teens themselves are actually a modern invention, in her day children simply went from the physical age of 12 to 20 on the day of what we would now call their "thirteenth" birthday. It was a long and hard struggle to establish this entirely new state of existence, hence why her plans are so radically derailed by the presence of these spunky attitude filled people.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    So, the reason Zordon wants to save the Earth is that his tube is actually a giant pringles can?
    Checks out.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I mean I don't think she could do worse if she did conquer Earth. I dunno maybe give it a shot, see how it goes? She'll probably give up eventually and fuck off to some other planet that's not such a pain in the ass.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    conquer earth!
    yeah the only reason there is to conquer Earth is if that's the only option you have

    if you can get to the Moon, fuckin...go to the Moon

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I'd need concrete evidence that what we have now is worse than rita ripulsa

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    She also lives, and rules with total authority on the moon. The moon rules. Why does she need the earth as well?

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    go pee
    Austin Powers piss gag on loop for three thousand hours.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    do something else:
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    She really likes Pringles though, the can reminds her of the space dumpster though

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    do something else:
    There's a lot that's happened in the last 10,000 years

    I'd probably check the new titles on Netflix, first

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'd see how my investments were doing.

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    "The moon didn’t always have bathrooms. Before adopting human plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, evil space witches simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence.”

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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  • DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    conquer earth!
    Blake T wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    She also lives, and rules with total authority on the moon. The moon rules. Why does she need the earth as well?

    What, being satisfied with more riches and power than she could ever use when there are things she doesn't own and rule?

    You clearly don't quite get the ceo mindset.

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    Rhesus Positive
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    do something else:
    clearly she also wants those Krispy Kreme donuts

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    go pee
    How is it possible that I’m attracted to Rita Repulsa

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    go pee
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    How is it possible that I’m attracted to Rita Repulsa

    Only because you can't smell her through a TV.

    Elvenshae
  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    conquer earth!
    From my point of view the power rangers are evil.

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    She's part of a giant empire of evil aliens bent on capturing all the planets.

    She was sent to this shithole ten thousand years ago, and Zordon fucked up her plans by putting her in a a literal dumpster until Earth developed space travel and opened the trash can she was stuck in. She's pretty peeved about the whole thing and conquering Earth is a matter of pride now, even if humans turned it into an even worse shithole while she was trapped.

    Also, the Battle for the Grid fighting game is really good and you should check it out if you like tag fighters.

    Reynolds
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'm convinced Rita would run for the distant stars once she learned that humans are completely insane and a not insubstantial number would ask her to step on them or call her mommy.

  • Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    conquer earth!
    Madican wrote: »
    I'm convinced Rita would run for the distant stars once she learned that humans are completely insane and a not insubstantial number would ask her to step on them or call her mommy.

    Nah, you hold off on that sort of thing for later villains. Divatox at minimum I'd say.

  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.

    Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
    I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.

    Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
    I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?

    Humanity has enough horny to go around for every extraterrestrial visitor

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2022
    go pee
    Go...go...Power Rangers! Seriously. I really gotta go.

    Been listening to GB's fancast and it's been good. Not quite the energy of DBZ, but they obviously enjoy freaking about the show.

    edit: Nope, going to leave it.

    MichaelLC on
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    go pee
    Madican wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.

    Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
    I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?

    Humanity has enough horny to go around for every extraterrestrial visitor

    Especially the really trashy ones

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    do something else:
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.

    Don't take it up with me, take it up with humanity

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    do something else:
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.

    Don't take it up with me, take it up with humanity

    I would I want to do that, the highlight is Pringles.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.

    we got dogs and internet pornography and riverdale

    we're doin alright

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    go pee
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.

    we got dogs and internet pornography and riverdale

    we're doin alright

    Yeah but we also have Killinger and DeSantis and

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    go pee
    aliens will invade to take dogs and then glass the planet and they won't even be wrong

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    aliens will invade to take dogs and then glass the planet and they won't even be wrong

    Hey, c'mon

    there's so many other species out there that are worth it!

    Like this dude!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U

    You can't glass that dude!

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    go pee
    There's also elephants, elephants fuckin' rule.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    They'll take all the animals because humans don't appreciate them

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