The fact that Rita did not erupt from that container atop a geyser of 10,000 years of accumulated urine suggests that she probably doesn't need to pee at all, ever.
Did they have teens with attitude 10,000 years ago or is that the modern development that undoes her plans
Teens themselves are actually a modern invention, in her day children simply went from the physical age of 12 to 20 on the day of what we would now call their "thirteenth" birthday. It was a long and hard struggle to establish this entirely new state of existence, hence why her plans are so radically derailed by the presence of these spunky attitude filled people.
I mean I don't think she could do worse if she did conquer Earth. I dunno maybe give it a shot, see how it goes? She'll probably give up eventually and fuck off to some other planet that's not such a pain in the ass.
"The moon didn’t always have bathrooms. Before adopting human plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, evil space witches simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence.”
She's part of a giant empire of evil aliens bent on capturing all the planets.
She was sent to this shithole ten thousand years ago, and Zordon fucked up her plans by putting her in a a literal dumpster until Earth developed space travel and opened the trash can she was stuck in. She's pretty peeved about the whole thing and conquering Earth is a matter of pride now, even if humans turned it into an even worse shithole while she was trapped.
Also, the Battle for the Grid fighting game is really good and you should check it out if you like tag fighters.
I'm convinced Rita would run for the distant stars once she learned that humans are completely insane and a not insubstantial number would ask her to step on them or call her mommy.
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I'm convinced Rita would run for the distant stars once she learned that humans are completely insane and a not insubstantial number would ask her to step on them or call her mommy.
Nah, you hold off on that sort of thing for later villains. Divatox at minimum I'd say.
Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.
Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?
Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.
Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?
Humanity has enough horny to go around for every extraterrestrial visitor
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
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go pee
Go...go...Power Rangers! Seriously. I really gotta go.
Been listening to GB's fancast and it's been good. Not quite the energy of DBZ, but they obviously enjoy freaking about the show.
Divatox did do that. She blew up the Command Center and peaced out.
Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?
Humanity has enough horny to go around for every extraterrestrial visitor
Especially the really trashy ones
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit
Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.
Don't take it up with me, take it up with humanity
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Teens themselves are actually a modern invention, in her day children simply went from the physical age of 12 to 20 on the day of what we would now call their "thirteenth" birthday. It was a long and hard struggle to establish this entirely new state of existence, hence why her plans are so radically derailed by the presence of these spunky attitude filled people.
Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit
So, the reason Zordon wants to save the Earth is that his tube is actually a giant pringles can?
Checks out.
if you can get to the Moon, fuckin...go to the Moon
She also lives, and rules with total authority on the moon. The moon rules. Why does she need the earth as well?
Satans..... hints.....
She really likes Pringles though, the can reminds her of the space dumpster though
I'd probably check the new titles on Netflix, first
What, being satisfied with more riches and power than she could ever use when there are things she doesn't own and rule?
You clearly don't quite get the ceo mindset.
Only because you can't smell her through a TV.
She was sent to this shithole ten thousand years ago, and Zordon fucked up her plans by putting her in a a literal dumpster until Earth developed space travel and opened the trash can she was stuck in. She's pretty peeved about the whole thing and conquering Earth is a matter of pride now, even if humans turned it into an even worse shithole while she was trapped.
Also, the Battle for the Grid fighting game is really good and you should check it out if you like tag fighters.
Nah, you hold off on that sort of thing for later villains. Divatox at minimum I'd say.
Oh, I assumed Kayne was referring to the "step on me" or "call her mommy" part.
I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that on your starter villain, would you?
Humanity has enough horny to go around for every extraterrestrial visitor
Been listening to GB's fancast and it's been good. Not quite the energy of DBZ, but they obviously enjoy freaking about the show.
edit: Nope, going to leave it.
Especially the really trashy ones
Man, if the highlight of Terran culture is fuckin Pringles we need to take a few years off and get our shit together.
Don't take it up with me, take it up with humanity
I would I want to do that, the highlight is Pringles.
we got dogs and internet pornography and riverdale
we're doin alright
Yeah but we also have Killinger and DeSantis and
Hey, c'mon
there's so many other species out there that are worth it!
Like this dude!
You can't glass that dude!