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APRIL FOOLS!

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited April 2022 in Social Entropy++
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i also would like to explode every april

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    A Tier: Goofy stuff that isn’t believable
    S Tier: Goofy stuff that isn’t believable…and is NOT a joke.

    F Tier: everything else

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Hi April Fools I'm dad

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    My little brother was born this day, 28 years ago.

    He just showed me one of his internet birthday present: an illustration of well-thought-out lady knights.

    I think we raised him all right.

    He's taking a shower now because he has a dentist appointment at noon (Eastern Time)

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhuNRWskgNQ

    LockPickingLawyer bringing his A game for today's April 1st.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    god bless the lpl

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    My God. How does he keep topping himself every year?!

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    god bless the lpl

    And Mrs. LPL.
    I can't imagine the majority of wives would be comfortable with their husbands showing off their beavers on YouTube.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    god bless the lpl

    And Mrs. LPL.
    I can't imagine the majority of wives would be comfortable with their husbands showing off their beavers on YouTube.

    i've always assumed she's imaginary

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhuNRWskgNQ

    LockPickingLawyer bringing his A game for today's April 1st.

    Well, this year, he brought his B game.

    (The B stands for Beaver)

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    I hate April Fool's. Bah, humbug!

    Among Us horse mode is kinda funny, though.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    god bless the lpl

    And Mrs. LPL.
    I can't imagine the majority of wives would be comfortable with their husbands showing off their beavers on YouTube.

    i've always assumed she's imaginary

    My understanding is that he has kids.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Reddit is doing the giant pixel art board again this year

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    god bless the lpl

    And Mrs. LPL.
    I can't imagine the majority of wives would be comfortable with their husbands showing off their beavers on YouTube.

    i've always assumed she's imaginary

    My understanding is that he has kids.

    imaginary kids, yes

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Hi April Fools I'm dad

    my youngest son is still not immune to this joke, and he has even walked into several layers deep on it

    dad i'm hungry

    hi hungry, i'm dad

    no dad i'm starving

    oh sorry about that, hi starving, I'm dad

    DAD, I AM HUNGRY-STARVING

    ohhhhhh right, first name hungry last name starving, i'm just dad though

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Hi April Fools I'm dad

    my youngest son is still not immune to this joke, and he has even walked into several layers deep on it

    dad i'm hungry

    hi hungry, i'm dad

    no dad i'm starving

    oh sorry about that, hi starving, I'm dad

    DAD, I AM HUNGRY-STARVING

    ohhhhhh right, first name hungry last name starving, i'm just dad though

    hold tight to the old traditions

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    Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    My favorite april fools are the Air and Space Museum's display of Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet and Unicorn Spam from Think Geek

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »

    The MoPop museum here in Seattle has a display for a local wrestler and burlesque performer's air guitar.

    BLM - ACAB
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Oh damn, the guy I like for pickups has a new line of hambuckers!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Of damn, the guy I like for pickups has a new line of hambuckers!

    are these even words tho

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad

    you stole my joke, dad

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad

    you stole my joke, dad

    hell yeah i did

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad

    you stole my joke, dad

    hell yeah i did

    must it always be such with fathers

    stealing the fruits of the labors of their sons

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad

    you stole my joke, dad

    hell yeah i did

    must it always be such with fathers

    stealing the fruits of the labors of their sons

    mmmm delicious son fruit om nom nom

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad

    you stole my joke, dad

    hell yeah i did

    must it always be such with fathers

    stealing the fruits of the labors of their sons

    mmmm delicious son fruit om nom nom

    Now that's just rude :C

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Hi April Fools I'm dad

    my youngest son is still not immune to this joke, and he has even walked into several layers deep on it

    dad i'm hungry

    hi hungry, i'm dad

    no dad i'm starving

    oh sorry about that, hi starving, I'm dad

    DAD, I AM HUNGRY-STARVING

    ohhhhhh right, first name hungry last name starving, i'm just dad though

    You mean to say that your youngest son came to you with his problem, and you saw fit to laugh about it? Even after he made clear that he thought his problem was serious? Life-threatening, even?

    Jeez, et on se demande pourquoi le monde tourne pas rond...

    I hope you apologized and gave him a serious answer, 'cause otherwise, he might draw the wrong lessons from this little incident. Lessons that range from the reasonable like "I can't go to my dad for my serious problems without getting laughed at" to the health-threatening like "If someone laughs at my problems, they [the problems] aren't important enough to deal with", or, the likelier interpretation, "I'm not worth taking seriously".

    Luckily, the francophones have deftly avoided this problem for generations by using the expression "I have hunger" (direct translation of the French "j'ai faim") rather than "I am hungry", which leads to the "joke" recalled above. Yet another reason why English is a trash language that makes trash people.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Elaro wrote: »
    cursedking wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Hi April Fools I'm dad

    my youngest son is still not immune to this joke, and he has even walked into several layers deep on it

    dad i'm hungry

    hi hungry, i'm dad

    no dad i'm starving

    oh sorry about that, hi starving, I'm dad

    DAD, I AM HUNGRY-STARVING

    ohhhhhh right, first name hungry last name starving, i'm just dad though

    You mean to say that your youngest son came to you with his problem, and you saw fit to laugh about it? Even after he made clear that he thought his problem was serious? Life-threatening, even?

    Jeez, et on se demande pourquoi le monde tourne pas rond...

    I hope you apologized and gave him a serious answer, 'cause otherwise, he might draw the wrong lessons from this little incident. Lessons that range from the reasonable like "I can't go to my dad for my serious problems without getting laughed at" to the health-threatening like "If someone laughs at my problems, they [the problems] aren't important enough to deal with", or, the likelier interpretation, "I'm not worth taking seriously".

    Luckily, the francophones have deftly avoided this problem for generations by using the expression "I have hunger" (direct translation of the French "j'ai faim") rather than "I am hungry", which leads to the "joke" recalled above. Yet another reason why English is a trash language that makes trash people.

    D :

    Magic Pink on
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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    I haven't seen any April Fools jokes this year.



    Haha, April Fools, I've seen plenty.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Today on "April Fool's jokes that are VERY funny if you're into the hobby, might elicit a groan or a chuckle otherwise": Giant Loop's Keg Kaddy for off-road motorcycle tailgating

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    https://giant-loop.com/product/keg-kaddy-party-panniers-motorcycle-soft-luggage/

    Last year's was a rooftop tent for motorcycles, which is extra-funny to me

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2022
    my april fools thing today was to text personalized text messages but to a random person on my contacts, it ended up being a guy I met while in lock-up and haven't talked to in like 3 years

    Hey Dave, I need to borrow your truck
    who tf is dave
    haha nice try dave april foolsin' me, get out here with your truck.
    no who is dave

    etc. etc.

    it went on for a while, but to be fair, if he had said "dave's not here, man." I would have stopped

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Reddit is doing the giant pixel art board again this year

    Is that why the Reddit icon is pixel art on my phone now?

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    a good April Fool would be like, one of the big boy networks went and replaced every castmember of every show, every news anchor, everybody, with muppets, and it is not remarked upon at all.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
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    Magic Pink wrote: »

    mmmm delicious son fruit om nom nom

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Oh wow, the BBC decided to reveal the new Doctor Who today!
    2:11 Introducing The New Doctor
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3vDL2lU_9I

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    I'd watch it.

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