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Metzger Meister
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
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S Tier: Goofy stuff that isn’t believable…and is NOT a joke.
F Tier: everything else
He just showed me one of his internet birthday present: an illustration of well-thought-out lady knights.
I think we raised him all right.
He's taking a shower now because he has a dentist appointment at noon (Eastern Time)
LockPickingLawyer bringing his A game for today's April 1st.
And Mrs. LPL.
I can't imagine the majority of wives would be comfortable with their husbands showing off their beavers on YouTube.
i've always assumed she's imaginary
Well, this year, he brought his B game.
(The B stands for Beaver)
Among Us horse mode is kinda funny, though.
My understanding is that he has kids.
imaginary kids, yes
my youngest son is still not immune to this joke, and he has even walked into several layers deep on it
dad i'm hungry
hi hungry, i'm dad
no dad i'm starving
oh sorry about that, hi starving, I'm dad
DAD, I AM HUNGRY-STARVING
ohhhhhh right, first name hungry last name starving, i'm just dad though
hold tight to the old traditions
hi bizzaro stormy i'm dad
https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/wonder-womans-invisible-jet-now-display
The MoPop museum here in Seattle has a display for a local wrestler and burlesque performer's air guitar.
are these even words tho
you stole my joke, dad
hell yeah i did
must it always be such with fathers
stealing the fruits of the labors of their sons
mmmm delicious son fruit om nom nom
Now that's just rude :C
You mean to say that your youngest son came to you with his problem, and you saw fit to laugh about it? Even after he made clear that he thought his problem was serious? Life-threatening, even?
Jeez, et on se demande pourquoi le monde tourne pas rond...
I hope you apologized and gave him a serious answer, 'cause otherwise, he might draw the wrong lessons from this little incident. Lessons that range from the reasonable like "I can't go to my dad for my serious problems without getting laughed at" to the health-threatening like "If someone laughs at my problems, they [the problems] aren't important enough to deal with", or, the likelier interpretation, "I'm not worth taking seriously".
Luckily, the francophones have deftly avoided this problem for generations by using the expression "I have hunger" (direct translation of the French "j'ai faim") rather than "I am hungry", which leads to the "joke" recalled above. Yet another reason why English is a trash language that makes trash people.
D :
Haha, April Fools, I've seen plenty.
https://giant-loop.com/product/keg-kaddy-party-panniers-motorcycle-soft-luggage/
Last year's was a rooftop tent for motorcycles, which is extra-funny to me
Hey Dave, I need to borrow your truck
who tf is dave
haha nice try dave april foolsin' me, get out here with your truck.
no who is dave
etc. etc.
it went on for a while, but to be fair, if he had said "dave's not here, man." I would have stopped
Is that why the Reddit icon is pixel art on my phone now?
2:11 Introducing The New Doctor