What's good in New Orleans

QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
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Taking advice both in and out of date, I'll be down there for work for about a week and just need stuff to do that isn't just drinking and eating (I will be doing a lot of both and will take those recommendations too)

Odd limits! My partner can't eat nitrates (so no cured meats, bye bye muffaletta) and neither of us drink a ton anymore. So a place specializing in cured meats is fine but ideally they'd have something else to eat too. Beyond that most anything is cool, and I've been before and had a hard time finding any bad food. Also cooter browns and the snooty cooter were highlights last time, love a good dive with good food. We'll be based pretty near the french quarter, and won't have a car, but are fine with transit and ubers.

Is a gator tour fun? Swamp boat worth doing? A haunted tour that is fun/spooky/funny ? We'd like to do one "nice" meal night, got a spot you and yours had a good time at?

So gimme them reccs and reminisces about NOLA trips past and present.


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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i hear the flood water's real crunchy

    also absolutely say candyman into a mirror a bunch it leads to adventures

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    The World War 2 Museum is really interesting.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    i hear the girls have gone wild

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    The Audubon Aquarium of the Americas, and the Audubon Zoo, are both in town and good places to go.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Neyow's Creole Cafe is some damn good Cajun food, and I think has enough menu options to satisfy various dietary restrictions. And there's a bigfoot statue outside that has a really robust ass, dude's got cake.

    The New Orleans Museum of Art has some great exhibits - there was one about how a lot of classic paintings of Louisiana were stealth propaganda paid for by logging companies to encourage settlers to come out, there's a room that demonstrates antebellum interior design while also explicitly discussing the slave labor that made such a lifestyle possible, there are some great photography exhibits, some wild furniture exhibits. Lotta good stuff.

    Catching some jazz at Preservation Hall is a classic for a reason.

    A walking tour of the French Quarter is a lot of fun. I don't really give a shit about ghost/haunting tours, but there are plenty of options for those. I prefer a more straightforward history tour. But anything that gets you walking off the beaten path and seeing interesting little corners is good.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    go to Sisko's

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    the Audubon zoo is small but amounts to a pleasant day in the park

    I've never been to Commander's Palace but that is a historically fancy high end restaurant that once had Emeril as its executive chef as well as Paul Prudhomme, who is a local food legend

    Cafe Du Monde is a coffee shop with famous pastry called a Beignet which is basically a donut with powdered sugar on it

    crawfish are in season so that's worth a try

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    When I went with my girlfriend we just wandered around the French Quarter and there are tons of cool shops and museums to go check out. A bunch of local artists setup their art to sell around the park there as well.

    Obviously a beignet from Cafe du Monde has to be done.

    We also went on New Years Eve so a lot of extra stuff was just happening like a parade before a bowl game and Fox has the NYE host there as well so we walked by and listened to the performances from there.

    There's tons of advertising for different tours to take we passed on that this time, but they generally are clear about how long they last and a good idea of what you're going to see.

    The aquarium there is right in that area and is okay. If you haven't gone to an aquarium in a while I'd recommend checking it out.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    the big easy

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Cemetery tour. New Orleans has a long history of above ground interment due to the high water table. A tour is a lot more interesting than it sounds like!

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    We went to some bar where I got three beers for buying one and walked around with 3 Dogfish Head 60 minute IPAs for like 7 dollars. It ruled.

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Cafe Du Monde is a coffee shop with famous pastry called a Beignet which is basically a donut with powdered sugar on it

    I can't believe I forgot this. Yes, absolutely go to Cafe Du Monde. Beignets are incredible, and going to the place that invented them is required.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Cafe du Monde for beignets is a good recommendation. The location in the French Quarter is often very busy, so you might have a better experience at the City Park location.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    We went to some bar where I got three beers for buying one and walked around with 3 Dogfish Head 60 minute IPAs for like 7 dollars. It ruled.

    When my wife and I went a couple years ago, we wandered around the French Quarter until we saw a dive bar advertising a shot and a PBR tallboy for $5. We decided it simply had to be our first stop. We immediately befriended the dirtbag bartender, who started talking very colorful shit about her terrible ex and his terrible family, and then food she'd ordered from a nearby restaurant arrived. They'd accidentally given her an extra bacon cheeseburger, and she gave it to us. We'd been in the city for like half an hour, and I was immediately made to feel at home. I genuinely can't think of a warmer welcome I've received anywhere, I was so, so happy. Love Dirtbag Paris, it's the finest city in the land

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    damn I gotta visit New Orleans

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    New Orleans rules

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    When we first got to New Orleans we put our name down at the Pink Slipper and had like an hour to kill so we went into an Irish Bar and started drinking at like 11 with nobody else there. The people who work in the bars and service industry seem to like the tourists more than I've seen in a lot of other tourist areas, especially having grown up in a tourist town. New Orleans and Gatlinburg, TN seemed to have people who were happy to work in service, but it might help that people are on real vacations in those areas and are willing to spend and tip more.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I once visited New Orleans in August. It was entirely too hot and humid for my comfort, but I still had a very nice time.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I am also going to New Orleans this weekend with my girlfriend. Staying like a block outside the French quarter.

    We have planned virtually nothing which is probably a mistake. Or we’ll just stumble into restaurants and stuff I dunno

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I dunno, man. Going to a place like that without a plan seems like The Way. I fucking hate the idea of organizing fun.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    When we first got to New Orleans we put our name down at the Pink Slipper and had like an hour to kill so we went into an Irish Bar and started drinking at like 11 with nobody else there. The people who work in the bars and service industry seem to like the tourists more than I've seen in a lot of other tourist areas, especially having grown up in a tourist town. New Orleans and Gatlinburg, TN seemed to have people who were happy to work in service, but it might help that people are on real vacations in those areas and are willing to spend and tip more.

    New Orleans loves a chatty bartender, and so do I.

    We spent one night at a gay bar in the Quarter, where the TVs were all playing a run of music videos for classic gay club tracks from the 70s and 80s. The bartender had recently gone on a roadtrip with a guy he was seeing, and the roadtrip was such a disaster that it broke them up, and he told us all the sordid details. The only light on the trip had been a stop at a novelty candy shop that sold all sorts of old/defunct candy brands, clove gums and that sort of thing, and he had a big bag of weird old candies that he shared with us in between stories and drinks.

    Or there was the bartender at one of the less-busy back bars at a Bourbon Street joint, who educated us on the various sharks/con artists working the floor that night, told us what the angles are in the various cons, told us who had the knack and who just had persistence. Would make his predictions about which marks would spot the con and when, was right three times out of four. Never kicked any of the scammers out, never warned any of the marks, just narrated like a dive bar David Attenborough, it was fascinating.

    Man I gotta get back.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno, man. Going to a place like that without a plan seems like The Way. I fucking hate the idea of organizing fun.

    Having a day or two with dedicated activities (a museum day, or a zoo day, or whatever) can be a nice way to have a little structure, to make sure you get some vegetables along with your candy, but New Orleans is a great fucking place to have no plan at all.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    I think the most I would want to pre plan would be for any specific things that need advance tickets purchased.

    Beyond that, wander and take in what the city puts in front of you.

    Take note of corner cafes during the day, they’ll probably have live music later in the evening.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    "Tomorrow we're going to the zoo" reads to me a lot differently from the type of shit my mom would do where she'd have a fucking day planner set out with shit like

    7:00 wake up
    7:45 breakfast
    9:00 aquarium
    12:00 lunch
    1:30 zoo
    3:45 rollercoaster

    etc. etc.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Oh!

    Keep an eye out for any breweries or other establishments that are doing a crawfish boil out back. This may or may not be something you can find online, just keep an eye out.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    For my last birthday my girlfriend and I took my parents with us to Saint Augustine and we basically showed them a different way to vacation. We didn't really plan stuff we hit some of the tourist spots then just wandered around downtown and stopped at places that seem fun. I think its really the difference between vacationing with or without kids.

    Also the important thing was actually going to local restaurants and bars and not just hitting the franchises that you're familiar with.

  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Cafe du Monde for beignets is a good recommendation. The location in the French Quarter is often very busy, so you might have a better experience at the City Park location.

    Feel free to go to the Cafe Du Monde on the River Walk if the Jackson Square location is packed. Not that far and you get a nice scenic walk down the Mississippi.

    There's a good escape room down town, I recommend the inventors room.

    Do go to the WW2 museum. Its expansion in the 2010s made it much more informative, especially in the Pacific theatre.

    I'd stay off Bourbon St except to go visit Pat O'Brians (home of the hurricane) and Lafitte's (oldest bar on bourbon).

    For live music go to Frenchman St. (northern edge of the French Quarter) You will likely have 6 different types of music venues available to suit your tastes.

    South eastern corner of City Park is the home of the New Orleans Museum of Art as well as a sculpture park. There's also a lovely botanical garden in the center of the park.

    I can give you an exhaustive list of restaurants if need be.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    For my last birthday my girlfriend and I took my parents with us to Saint Augustine and we basically showed them a different way to vacation. We didn't really plan stuff we hit some of the tourist spots then just wandered around downtown and stopped at places that seem fun. I think its really the difference between vacationing with or without kids.

    Also the important thing was actually going to local restaurants and bars and not just hitting the franchises that you're familiar with.

    New Orleans is great for wandering around until you hear music you like and then going in and hanging out

    Maybe it's live, maybe it's a playlist, but a ton of places use music to directly signal their vibe, and that's great. You just have to know what kind of mood you're in, and New Orleans will provide a place for that mood.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Overly scheduled vacations are stressful, especially if you're going to a place that's popular, and there's a lot of crowds and such which slow you down, things you cannot control that mess up The Plans

    A very loosely structured vacation can be great, if you have someone who has ideas and agreeable people, other wise you can four or five people hanging around thinking instead of doing and that's it's own stress

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Oh - this is a great thread for me. We're going to be in New Orleans a few days before a cruise in July. Any tips on good areas for hotels (if we generally aren't going to be partying all night on Bourbon St)?

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Or there was the bartender at one of the less-busy back bars at a Bourbon Street joint, who educated us on the various sharks/con artists working the floor that night, told us what the angles are in the various cons, told us who had the knack and who just had persistence. Would make his predictions about which marks would spot the con and when, was right three times out of four. Never kicked any of the scammers out, never warned any of the marks, just narrated like a dive bar David Attenborough, it was fascinating.

    Did you work out what con he was running on you?

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Or there was the bartender at one of the less-busy back bars at a Bourbon Street joint, who educated us on the various sharks/con artists working the floor that night, told us what the angles are in the various cons, told us who had the knack and who just had persistence. Would make his predictions about which marks would spot the con and when, was right three times out of four. Never kicked any of the scammers out, never warned any of the marks, just narrated like a dive bar David Attenborough, it was fascinating.

    Did you work out what con he was running on you?

    My first guess would be "Just keeping us there running up a tab" but he kept giving us free drinks, so who knows

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Oh - this is a great thread for me. We're going to be in New Orleans a few days before a cruise in July. Any tips on good areas for hotels (if we generally aren't going to be partying all night on Bourbon St)?

    When we stayed their we got an air bnb on Algiers Point which is across the Mississippi from Jackson Square there's a ferry that runs throughout the day and it's like two dollars to get across the river and we could walk to the ferry and didn't have to worry about parking at all, it was nice.

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    I want to post the Hannibal Burress bit about New Orleans, but I seem to recall he did something not great a few years back. But regardless of that, New Orleans is a place where you might see a parade consisting of three people, and that's amazing.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 2022
    I want to post the Hannibal Burress bit about New Orleans, but I seem to recall he did something not great a few years back. But regardless of that, New Orleans is a place where you might see a parade consisting of three people, and that's amazing.

    He became a legit landlord, evicting tenants and everything, and Twitter beefed with Bernie Samders about it. He’s since apologized for it and given money to rental assistance charities.

    …unless there’s another milkshake duck skeleton in his closet…

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Thanks all! I'm super hype to go again. Though I'm surprised at the love for cafe du monde. It's a breakfast funnelcake. No more, no less. And as a funnel cake not lover I give it a solid ehhhh.

  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Thanks all! I'm super hype to go again. Though I'm surprised at the love for cafe du monde. It's a breakfast funnelcake. No more, no less. And as a funnel cake not lover I give it a solid ehhhh.

    It's caf- aye du monde

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Still a step up from cafe du merde.

  • Red RaevynRed Raevyn because I only take Bubble Baths Registered User regular
    I have been eating vegan for a few years now but still often reminisce about the barbeque at The Joint over in Bywater in a way that no other food has made me. It was 7 years ago that we visited New Orleans but was so g-dang good I'm still thinking about it.

    Found their website https://alwayssmokin.com/

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