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I made a wallet [chat]

knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
I made a wallet but I outsmarted myself trying to do it different so it's too small and the stitches look wrong

How its supposed to look:
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The one I made more recently:

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“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    @tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    @tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    he did many crimes.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    Listen I wouldn't renounce the IRA either

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    Listen I wouldn't renounce the IRA either

    I renounce 401K

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    @tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    he did many crimes.

    That is a reason, but usually they don’t let people travel here if it’s for crimes.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    ssiiiiccckkkkk

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    JebusUD wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    Listen I wouldn't renounce the IRA either

    I renounce 401K

    Warhammer 401K

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Fahrenheit 401K

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    he did many crimes.

    That is a reason, but usually they don’t let people travel here if it’s for crimes.

    right but it' crimes that are only a crime in the us. He doesn't have a criminal record in Ireland.......

    But tav refuses to call it "chow-dah", drinks pepsi as a preference and considers deep dish pizza to be a valid foodstuff.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Chanus wrote: »
    7dxhn6ly9mhy.jpeg

    ssiiiiccckkkkk
    The “beyond nuts” joke is so dumb, but it made me chortle.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    Listen I wouldn't renounce the IRA either

    I renounce 401K

    Warhammer 401K
    I have a necron index fund.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    7dxhn6ly9mhy.jpeg

    ssiiiiccckkkkk
    The “beyond nuts” joke is so dumb, but it made me chortle.

    it did give me a real laugh

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    he did many crimes.

    That is a reason, but usually they don’t let people travel here if it’s for crimes.

    right but it' crimes that are only a crime in the us. He doesn't have a criminal record in Ireland.......

    But tav refuses to call it "chow-dah", drinks pepsi as a preference and considers deep dish pizza to be a valid foodstuff.

    wow i didn't know how illegal i was

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    he did many crimes.

    That is a reason, but usually they don’t let people travel here if it’s for crimes.

    right but it' crimes that are only a crime in the us. He doesn't have a criminal record in Ireland.......

    But tav refuses to call it "chow-dah", drinks pepsi as a preference and considers deep dish pizza to be a valid foodstuff.

    wow i didn't know how illegal i was

    it's ok, you're grandfathered in, you pepsi-liker.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    Listen I wouldn't renounce the IRA either

    I renounce 401K

    Warhammer 401K

    Me and da Boyz got our mail order MBAz we gonna snort some eldar bone and do waaagh in SoHo

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    he did many crimes.

    That is a reason, but usually they don’t let people travel here if it’s for crimes.

    right but it' crimes that are only a crime in the us. He doesn't have a criminal record in Ireland.......

    But tav refuses to call it "chow-dah", drinks pepsi as a preference and considers deep dish pizza to be a valid foodstuff.

    wow i didn't know how illegal i was

    it's ok, you're grandfathered in, you pepsi-liker.

    phew

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Watching a...2017 C tier? movie with Emilia Clarke and it's so wild to.me that the GoT cast had time to film movies, wasnt even a full time gig (I know I know shoots dont take THAT long for C movies),

    though maybe that was the season she wasnt in much. Who could say

    Tumin on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    7dxhn6ly9mhy.jpeg

    ssiiiiccckkkkk
    The “beyond nuts” joke is so dumb, but it made me chortle.

    it did give me a real laugh

    Bad puns are the bestest thing

    fuck gendered marketing
  • tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Tumin wrote: »
    Watching a...2017 C tier? movie with Emilia Clarke and it's so wild to.me that the GoT cast had time to film movies, wasnt even a full time gig (I know I know shoots dont take THAT long for C movies),

    though maybe that was the season she wasnt in much. Who could say

    GoT also had that extra long break when Solo was filming.

    tinwhiskers on
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    @tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    He's barely been here a week and he's already stealing our comedy jobs and successfully seducing our women.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    @tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    i’m not forbidden, I just wouldn’t get a visa

    they’re incredibly difficult to obtain and realistically a dude with ten years of mid-level IT experience is going to be almost bottom of the pile

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Surely nobody finds being funny attractive

    Tumin on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Well

    Eternals was a film

    Events transpired

    I'm not sure what the point was though

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Well

    Eternals was a film

    Events transpired

    I'm not sure what the point was though
    the cool giant golden duder peeking out of the planet.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    @tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    i’m not forbidden, I just wouldn’t get a visa

    they’re incredibly difficult to obtain and realistically a dude with ten years of mid-level IT experience is going to be almost bottom of the pile

    You should just do what I did and have your parents naturalize before your 18th birthday

    fuck gendered marketing
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    tav why are you forbidden from being a United statesian?

    i’m not forbidden, I just wouldn’t get a visa

    they’re incredibly difficult to obtain and realistically a dude with ten years of mid-level IT experience is going to be almost bottom of the pile
    Have you tried getting married to @Organichu?

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Well

    Eternals was a film

    Events transpired

    I'm not sure what the point was though

    The "point" was this cool trick where you can spend $100 Million to make a movie, then the movie makes $1 Billion, but then you say it lost money so you don't have to pay taxes on your shiny new billion.

    Or do you mean the point of the narrative? No idea about that.

    Chall on
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    So to go into more detail about that wallet...

    It's from a book I've had pretty much as long as I've been knitting, called Knitting With Balls. I know, I know.

    But it has good patterns that are geared toward men which is still kind of a rarity in the fiber arts world.

    It's made with something called "linen stitch", which creates a flat, firm fabric. When done correctly that is.

    See, you're supposed to knit it "flat"...do the first row, turn the needle, do the second row back across.

    But I had the bright idea to knit it "in the round", basically like a toe-up sock. And I forgot that some stitch patterns are completely different when knit in the round versus flat, because you're working in a continuous spiral rather than back-and-forth.

    And in this case, due to how the stitches are formed, I ended up with basically two stockinettepieces, one inside the other, connected only at the top where I cast on and at the bottom where I bound off.

    Luckily I have a decent amount of the yarn so I'll be able to do it right but I'm gonna have to find some use for what I made. It's very stretchy so it may work as a phone case or if I feel ambitious I could try and out a zipper on it to make a little bag or something.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I'm so disappointed that the Eternals was apparently so boring.

    Like say what you will for good old Jack Kirby in the writing department but what he would do without fail was turn out a comic where in a single page someone would do five incredible things each panel and the narration box would get so excited that it would explode. I want to see just a single comic film with the sort of manic energy of a random page of Mr. Miracle.

    We're all in this together
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Gross I almost don’t hate my job anymore

    Disgusting

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Gross I almost don’t hate my job anymore

    Disgusting

    april fools

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    God, Helldivers is such a good game. I unlocked and fully upgraded everything in it dozens of hours of playtime ago, but I just keep coming back because it's just so fun and there's so much variety to it. As a coop shooter with proc-gen missions I'd expect it to be trying to keep me hooked in with a functionally infinite skinner box, but any specific thing I wanted I could always just directly go and get. It's so nice to have a game like this that trusts in the depth and fun of its own gameplay to retain its playerbase.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Oh also @Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud since I only just saw this post from earlier:
    She was on the record several times for saying there are too many vaccines, vaccines should be delayed, and so forth. Vaccine delaying is not a real thing and is on the spectrum of anti-vaxxery. Sorry she's so sad that people remember now what she has been saying for years. Idk. She's not a real neuroscientist either so whatever.

    For the record I don’t know anything about her, I’ve just noticed that the three times Ive used Facebook recently that there’s been weird spam of just post after post in a row all with the exact same headline and all from various business-y sounding names about “ALLEGATIONS ABOUT HER ARE CONFIRMED”

    Anyway it’s really weird

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    God, Helldivers is such a good game. I unlocked and fully upgraded everything in it dozens of hours of playtime ago, but I just keep coming back because it's just so fun and there's so much variety to it. As a coop shooter with proc-gen missions I'd expect it to be trying to keep me hooked in with a functionally infinite skinner box, but any specific thing I wanted I could always just directly go and get. It's so nice to have a game like this that trusts in the depth and fun of its own gameplay to retain its playerbase.

    That does sound nice

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I'm so disappointed that the Eternals was apparently so boring.

    Like say what you will for good old Jack Kirby in the writing department but what he would do without fail was turn out a comic where in a single page someone would do five incredible things each panel and the narration box would get so excited that it would explode. I want to see just a single comic film with the sort of manic energy of a random page of Mr. Miracle.

    the house style the MCU has cultivated has its upsides but it is wildly unfriendly to the kind of unfettered, totally unselfconscious imagination that Kirby's work represents.

    Also, to be fair, Eternals was Kirby at the start of his long decline. He recycled a lot of his ideas from both his Fantastic Four and Fourth World runs and came up with mostly lesser copies, although the Celestials are magnificent.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    God, Helldivers is such a good game. I unlocked and fully upgraded everything in it dozens of hours of playtime ago, but I just keep coming back because it's just so fun and there's so much variety to it. As a coop shooter with proc-gen missions I'd expect it to be trying to keep me hooked in with a functionally infinite skinner box, but any specific thing I wanted I could always just directly go and get. It's so nice to have a game like this that trusts in the depth and fun of its own gameplay to retain its playerbase.

    That does sound nice
    There's a sale for it on Steam right now. Base game for five bucks, or ten bucks for the game and all the DLC.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    I'm at the movie theater waiting to watch the everything movie. Amped.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I liked the Eternals.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    It is a Ferengi episode on DS9.

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