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Sexy blue alien [chat]
Hakkekage
Space Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered User regular
Space Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered User regular
I have been appointed by the Entity Geth to inform this wretched planet that the High Galactic Court has entered an Injunction banning Earth for the remainder of its existence from partaking in the sexual pleasures and delights of the planet Aoi Abi, the Brothel Planet of Azure Genitalia
There is no appeal process
enjoy your sexless, dour science fiction, incels
There is no appeal process
enjoy your sexless, dour science fiction, incels
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What's so unhealthy about wanting to fuck a blue slime?
Objection!
The strong-jawed lab coat wearing scientist will now pontificate on man's place in the universe while possibly making veiled observations about the Cold War.
And yes, man's place. Sorry ladies.
I didn't have anything prepared, I'm just not . . . OLD ENOUGH *theme song starts*
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All boobs are alien until you've seen them.
yes this is not [chat] enough wtf
Overruled and you and your entire extended family shall be vaporized
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Apparently tentacle related stuff was an abstract way of depicting more mundane sexuality like holding hands that Japan more strictly censored.
Do you think I wanted 5 pages of smug parenting discourse
(I literally just didn't think about it, I reacted, it was pure id)
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I mean if it's between that or none of that sweet, sweet blue alien poon... then fire away.
Life just isn't worth living anymore.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
The pen is mightier
Yay, a world for me, a world without sex.
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A planet where saying "touch grass" is equivalent to telling someone to commit suicide
Maybe they just think every shiny fascist planet is a paradise because the diplomats are mostly fascists for whatever reason.
If you read your own asexual metaphysiphilosophical space-themed pontifications on the nature of existence, you would come to the same conclusion regardless, so no great loss
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Well, well, well
If it isn't the consequences of our own overly-cerebral, humanity-sterile fictional works
consentacles
We were writing these stories to warn you AWAY from the dystopic elements. Not to lovingly recreate them down to the finest detail. We didn't ACTUALLY want a sexless, dour future.
by caressing this tentacle you waive in perpetuity all rights and privileges and agree to hold harmless and indemnify this elder god and its many manifestations that if described would shatter your fragile mind into raving madness from liability under all laws codified, common, theoretical, physical, and beyond your ken
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Uh, I'm not so sure about some of the earlier sci-fi writers, honestly.
lmaooo
Nah, the dystopia part is that the sex is the only part of it you'll enjoy
says you don juan
The specific detail is that the account was used to send out basic phishing messages and that's how the ooks got nicked.
It's like when you hear about a "virus" on Discord and it's someones account saying "hey click this".
I was gonna say like, what dystopic fiction is this?
the dour future is basically never sexless, what mormon produced sci fi you been reading?