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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ingredients: THE FLESH OF THE LORD JESUS

    Apparently the flesh of the lord Jesus has an expiration date.

    Yeah but a day and a half later it's good as new

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ingredients: THE FLESH OF THE LORD JESUS

    Apparently the flesh of the lord Jesus has an expiration date.

    After the expiration date you just add some yeast so it will rise.

    And that's why there's all that food poisoning during easter.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Hm. MCDM's monster book kickstarter is at just about 1.9 mill.

    The 2 mill stretch goal is that Matt Colville will stream at least one turn of Campaign for North Africa. It was made as a joke, because he didn't believe 2 mill was realistic. There's 36 or so hours to go. It's likely they're gonna get there. He may come to regret his pessimism...

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
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    This child is a hero.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    It does strike me as odd that Jesus died on in the evening of “Good Friday” and on Sunday Morning he was risen, but the creed states that “on the third day he rose again”

    Fkn inflating the numbers to make it look bigger. It’s the double spacing of reports in the Bible to pad shit.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
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    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    It does strike me as odd that Jesus died on in the evening of “Good Friday” and on Sunday Morning he was risen, but the creed states that “on the third day he rose again”

    Fkn inflating the numbers to make it look bigger. It’s the double spacing of reports in the Bible to pad shit.

    Sunday, what?

    Does the US not celebrate Easter Monday? Which is three days after Good Friday?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sub rosa is a top ten star trek episode fite me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Nova_C wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    It does strike me as odd that Jesus died on in the evening of “Good Friday” and on Sunday Morning he was risen, but the creed states that “on the third day he rose again”

    Fkn inflating the numbers to make it look bigger. It’s the double spacing of reports in the Bible to pad shit.

    Sunday, what?

    Does the US not celebrate Easter Monday? Which is three days after Good Friday?

    no because then we'd have to give people the day off

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Today i learned that a brachiosaurus vomited with enough force to kill you

    This was discovered via trying to figure out why a small dinosaur was found fossizlied in a brachiosaurus vomit crater.

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    It does strike me as odd that Jesus died on in the evening of “Good Friday” and on Sunday Morning he was risen, but the creed states that “on the third day he rose again”

    Fkn inflating the numbers to make it look bigger. It’s the double spacing of reports in the Bible to pad shit.

    Sunday, what?

    Does the US not celebrate Easter Monday? Which is three days after Good Friday?

    no because then we'd have to give people the day off

    Yeah. Right. Like you do in civilized places.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    I'm making kindling for my fire with my tiny camp axe

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
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    oh shit

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I'm making kindling for my fire with my tiny camp axe

    are you then using the axe and a stone to make sparks

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    does that actually work? or do I only think that because of YA books

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    if the stone is flint i suppose it would work

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Today i learned that a brachiosaurus vomited with enough force to kill you

    This was discovered via trying to figure out why a small dinosaur was found fossizlied in a brachiosaurus vomit crater.

    you gotta figure just the physics of getting it from stomach to mouth in a reasonable amount of time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited May 2022
    I am making lemon ginger scones because the only amount of ginger available was two pounds. and they sell them at the bakery across from work and they are fabulous.

    VishNub on
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    My house has central vac but we don't use it cause the hoses/attachments it came with are all shit, replacement attachments are more expensive than an actual whole ass vacuum, and aside from that it's vacuum only with no power so kinda just sucks at carpet.

    We want to get all hard floors so i think when we do that we'll put in the little baseboard sweep ports which will be pretty nice.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    wait

    they make houses with central vac

    whaaaaa

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Is this one of those things that was fashionable for like two years in the 80s?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
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    A guy playing Crusader Kings had his 67-year-old Queen decide to engage in a duel personally, and the game glitched so she's packing a ballista bolt.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    A lot of houses are converted high school wood shops

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ingredients: THE FLESH OF THE LORD JESUS

    Apparently the flesh of the lord Jesus has an expiration date.

    It’s not the flesh and blood till you say the magic words and transubstantiate it. till then it’s just a funny snack.

    I have yet for my cracker to turn into some raw people bacon, I've been cheated.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    if the stone is flint i suppose it would work

    I have one of those flint strikers

    It's our butthole paradise

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    My dad had central vac in a couple houses growing up and it was divine.

    Like, just one of those unexpected luxuries like heated bathroom tile floors that you don’t realize is essential until you have it.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    You wanna see 10-20 middle aged moms twerk? play baby got back at a wedding.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    You wanna see 10-20 middle aged moms twerk? play baby got back at a wedding.

    👀

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    someone's 'avin a bit of a giggle a few streets over

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    does that actually work? or do I only think that because of YA books

    Yes, well unless it's windy.

    Or wet.

    Or even just pretty damp.

    tbh just put a bic and a small bottle of lighter fluid in your pack.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    You wanna see 10-20 middle aged moms twerk? play baby got back at a wedding.

    "All I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" works similarly well.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    My house has central vac but we don't use it cause the hoses/attachments it came with are all shit, replacement attachments are more expensive than an actual whole ass vacuum, and aside from that it's vacuum only with no power so kinda just sucks at carpet.

    We want to get all hard floors so i think when we do that we'll put in the little baseboard sweep ports which will be pretty nice.

    If you go all hardwood floors roombas become fantastically useful especially if you have any pets.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    3:22 am

    *highly annoyed at insomnia*

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Why did nonemof you tell me there's a Das Boot TV series

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    knitdan wrote: »
    Why did nonemof you tell me there's a Das Boot TV series

    what's nonemof

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Not much, what's nonemofuck it I'm going back to bed

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Das Boot 2: this time it's a plane

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Das Wingenflappen

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Der Flugboot

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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