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big stupid bonK's big stupid art contest (FINALE - ft. QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES)

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModerator Mod Emeritus
Hi, gang. Long time no chat.

You may or may not recall that in August I started an art contest, the winner of which would receive a prize, and I would tattoo their entry on myself. We also wound up raising nearly $600 for the Native American Rights Foundation. It was a great ol' time.

https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/241578/big-stupid-bonks-big-stupid-art-contest-voting-closed#latest

Unfortunately due to Circumstances, I was away from both the tattoo shop and the forums for an extended period, and have not done the winning tattoo yet. We're gonna fix that today.

The winning entry, by @Poorochondriac
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I'll be streaming the tattoo at 430PM MST on twitch.tv/knobbonk if you want to stop by and mock my life choices.

Anyway. How've you all been?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah HELL YEAH

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Fuck

    and I cannot stress this enough

    Yes

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I was recently wondering the status of this, I'm glad we'll get to see it fulfilled.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Sincerely hope all is well, or at least as well as it can be. I'd be glad to have you back even if you weren't doing the funniest goddamn thing on the planet

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I was just thinking about this the other day and here it is

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hey knob!

    I'm finally learning my guitar a little better, my teacher is a guy from a local metal band that was on headbangers ball back in the day and he said I'm progressing really good. He told me I'm basically good enough to play with a band at this point which I think probably isn't totally true but it felt good to hear.

    The other day I was noodling and accidentally learned to played the into riff from summer breeze, the type o negative version.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Sincerely hope all is well, or at least as well as it can be. I'd be glad to have you back even if you weren't doing the funniest goddamn thing on the planet

    shit was Weird for a bit, but life is pretty much back on track.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Hey knob!

    I'm finally learning my guitar a little better, my teacher is a guy from a local metal band that was on headbangers ball back in the day and he said I'm progressing really good. He told me I'm basically good enough to play with a band at this point which I think probably isn't totally true but it felt good to hear.

    The other day I was noodling and accidentally learned to played the into riff from summer breeze, the type o negative version.

    Dude, that's fuckin' awesome!

    And if you're gonna accidentally write a song, Summer Breeze is a pretty good choice.

    Half the time when I write a guitar part the rest of the band goes, 'Dude, that's actually Glycerin by Bush. Again.'

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Yeah man it was pretty funny I was like what the fuck is this melody I'm playing it sounds so familiar then I fiddled with the gain and switched to the bridge pickup and I was like oh that's what that is

    I thought you'd get a kick hearing about it, good to have you back around.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Very good. 10/10

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Wait. TODAY today? This is amazing.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Wait. TODAY today? This is amazing.

    In an hour and a half!

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    vmbk4isln0v2.jpg

    twitch.tv/knobbonk

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    5hc6phu8i1v7.png

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Put a word bubble around it so Hellboy is saying it, imho.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Time to celebrate the new tattoo. With Ska!

    https://youtu.be/d4i4lCus7Ug

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    n3ef9w0sgm7p.jpg

    Well, that's permanent.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/lWzfnQ_DgqI

    I missed the stream didn't I

    I'm bad at time zones

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    n3ef9w0sgm7p.jpg

    Well, that's permanent.

    It very much looks like Hellboy is proudly announcing his love for Ska

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Damn. I can't believe that someday I'll be able to tell my great nephews that I was once moderated by a Poorochondirac original script.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

    Wait, you did the tattoo yourself?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

    Wait, you did the tattoo yourself?

    Absolutely

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

    Wait, you did the tattoo yourself?

    Do you honestly think any reputable tattoo artist is going to let another person get this done to themself?

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

    Wait, you did the tattoo yourself?

    Absolutely

    Hardcore!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

    Wait, you did the tattoo yourself?

    Do you honestly think any reputable tattoo artist is going to let another person get this done to themself?

    Industry secret: almost universally, tattoo artists love ignorant shit like this. They just don't generally do Potentially Life Changing tattoos for strangers.
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I feel compelled to mention that while I am not the world's best tattoo artist, I am capable of straight, even lines. I wanted to capture the total essence of the original art, wiggles and all.

    Wait, you did the tattoo yourself?

    Absolutely

    Hardcore!

    Nearly all of my leg tattoos are self inflicted. I don't let anyone tattoo my legs in spots I can reach.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    You can go to the Twitch page and watch the VOD!

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I had forgotten about this contest and the outcome, thank you for this gift.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Amazing, great work

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It’s true

    Ska does rule!

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