is johnny bravo good at sex

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3cl1ps3

yes

Johnny Bravo is a macho dipshit but he is also an attentive lover.

Jasconius

no

we don't have any firm evidence that he even has a dick

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mods please shut down the poll now so that eclipse is the only one who shamefully offered their opinions on johnny bravo's sex capabilities

3cl1ps3

yes

I needed a gnome to post. wrote: »

mods please shut down the poll now so that eclipse is the only one who shamefully offered their opinions on johnny bravo's sex capabilities

and pin the thread so that I am eternally shamed as I deserve

Pinfeldorf

no

Johnny Bravo is worse at sex than I am.

RMS Oceanic

When Johnny Bravo gets past himself and listens to women he can get along pretty well with then, even if not always romantically or sexually.

Also Velma likes him so he must be doing something right

ChicoBlue

After he cums he talks like a normal dude for about twenty minutes.

Olivaw

no

Johnny Bravo doesn't know what sex is

But if he did he would be a very selfish lover

Wyvern

no

Johnny Bravo has no idea what sex is and is too embarrassed to ask. He's just out there desperately parroting whatever bits of lingo he picked up through cultural osmosis hoping he doesn't get found out.

spono

no

Johnny Bravo is just Beavis after he grew up and started working out

He has never scored

3cl1ps3

yes

This lack of faith in the platonic ideal of a himbo shakes me to my core.

Indie Winter

yes

Johnny Bravo is a result of his environment, expressing his loneliness through a deeply self-involved form of false confidence; but when given the chance he has always shown to be caring, protective, and proactive in his attention to his potential partners and the particular gender concerns of women in general.

Johnny Bravo is fantastic at sex, he just can't maintain a relationship

Sorce

Johnny goes until he thinks the woman is satisfied, and no further.

Edit: And never goes down on a woman, because it might mess up his hair.

asofyeun

no

I'm in the camp that believes Johnny doesn't know what sex is, and I don't think he cares, he doesn't need it to be Johnny Bravo

Indie Winter

yes

Johnny Bravo is a contemporary take on Duke Nukem that does not buy into his own hype

it is clear, to the audience, that this guy sucks

but then he actually starts doing what he's good at, be it sex or killing aliens, and despite yourself you gotta admit, he's got the stuff

Enlong

yes

Also there was that time he met a dude who was all “fake sincerity and you can score with anyone!” and absolutely hated him by the end of the episode.

FCD

no

He's a macho dude bro from the 90s. He doesn't even know what a clit is, let alone where to find it.

Sterica

Yeah nice try, but I am not accepting the presupposition that sex is real, and neither does Johnny!

Whippy

yes

sex with johnny bravo would be like training a puppy. he seems eager and willing to learn

Cello

yes

I actually kinda wonder if Johnny Bravo doesn't want to fuck and just enjoys the chase

Kinda like a dog finally catching the car and then not knowing what to do from here

Gvzbgul

yes

If Johnny Bravo had sex he'd be good at it.

Fencingsax

yes

I think he's a sub, but doesn't want to admit it due to all the broski masculinity. Johnny will absolutely do whatever a woman tells him. And he would probably enjoy it.

Brainleech

Houk

no

Whippy wrote: »

sex with johnny bravo would be like training a puppy. he seems eager and willing to learn

This is where I'm at. Currently Johnny Bravo is not good at sex, not because he's selfish or anything, he just doesn't know what he's doing in there. But give him time, I think he'd be okay.

BahamutZERO

yes

It would be funnier if he was really good at the actual act of sex and just never gets the chance to try it because he has somehow internalized that being narcissistic is very attractive.

Ringo

no

Johnny Bravo has never been intimate with anybody

RMS Oceanic

Johnny Bravo should meet up with the Body Improvement Club and embrace their philosophy

BahamutZERO

yes

My way too deep psychosexual profile of Johnny Bravo is that he's anxious about talking to girls and overcompensates by trying to impress them, but in his panic he always forgets to pay attention to the other person, poisoning their impression of him by making it all about himself.

Velma doesn't mind that he's like that because she just wants an attractive hunk of meat to ride, not a romantic relationship, because she's only romantically interested in the ladies. This would break Johnny's heart if they did ever get together though.

Indie Winter

yes

But then Velma sees Johnny flirting with other girls and gets weirdly jealous?

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Brainleech

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Tef

no

Who?

Styrofoam Sammich

no

He's a virgin

Solar

yes

It is too easy to say he's bad at sex

I think he would be a surprisingly tender and considerate lover

Madican

no

Johnny Bravo is a virgin who deliberately puts on his macho man narcissism routine to drive away anyone that might make him come to terms with the fact he's only copying what he's seen from media and doesn't actually understand what the purpose of seeking an intimate relationship is but society says everyone does it so he'll at least look like he's putting an effort into it to maintain his social standing.

Gvzbgul

yes

Johnny went from skinny to buff because he wanted to be good enough for the girl he was going to prom with. I believe he would make the same effort when it came to sex.

Tonkka

no

Johnny Bravo has never had sex what is wrong with you people.

CaptainBeyond

yes

Johnnys a shagger

Lucedes

no

johnny bravo will be very good at sex, someday.

currently? as depicted? absolutely not.

Local H Jay

yes

Every real Bravohead will tell you the show confirmed he has had sex atleast once because when the amazons tried to offer him as virgin sacrifice he was spat back out

Since the whole show is a send up of hyper masculine pick up artist types the joke would follow he is probably bad at sex but since he's also equally bad at flirting that just makes him too realistic so maybe he's good at sex but has small penor, or large prenis but can't get it up, or he's smooth like ken doll but still makes it work

Solar

yes

Johnny's kinda sweet though like he's not a bad guy