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is johnny bravo good at sex 140 votes

yes
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    yes
    Johnny Bravo is a macho dipshit but he is also an attentive lover.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    no
    we don't have any firm evidence that he even has a dick

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    mods please shut down the poll now so that eclipse is the only one who shamefully offered their opinions on johnny bravo's sex capabilities

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    yes
    mods please shut down the poll now so that eclipse is the only one who shamefully offered their opinions on johnny bravo's sex capabilities

    and pin the thread so that I am eternally shamed as I deserve

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    no
    Johnny Bravo is worse at sex than I am.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    When Johnny Bravo gets past himself and listens to women he can get along pretty well with then, even if not always romantically or sexually.

    Also Velma likes him so he must be doing something right

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    After he cums he talks like a normal dude for about twenty minutes.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    no
    Johnny Bravo doesn't know what sex is

    But if he did he would be a very selfish lover

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    WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    no
    Johnny Bravo has no idea what sex is and is too embarrassed to ask. He's just out there desperately parroting whatever bits of lingo he picked up through cultural osmosis hoping he doesn't get found out.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    no
    Johnny Bravo is just Beavis after he grew up and started working out

    He has never scored

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    yes
    This lack of faith in the platonic ideal of a himbo shakes me to my core.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    yes
    Johnny Bravo is a result of his environment, expressing his loneliness through a deeply self-involved form of false confidence; but when given the chance he has always shown to be caring, protective, and proactive in his attention to his potential partners and the particular gender concerns of women in general.

    Johnny Bravo is fantastic at sex, he just can't maintain a relationship

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Johnny goes until he thinks the woman is satisfied, and no further.

    Edit: And never goes down on a woman, because it might mess up his hair.

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    no
    I'm in the camp that believes Johnny doesn't know what sex is, and I don't think he cares, he doesn't need it to be Johnny Bravo

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    yes
    Johnny Bravo is a contemporary take on Duke Nukem that does not buy into his own hype

    it is clear, to the audience, that this guy sucks

    but then he actually starts doing what he's good at, be it sex or killing aliens, and despite yourself you gotta admit, he's got the stuff

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    yes
    Also there was that time he met a dude who was all “fake sincerity and you can score with anyone!” and absolutely hated him by the end of the episode.

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    no
    He's a macho dude bro from the 90s. He doesn't even know what a clit is, let alone where to find it.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yeah nice try, but I am not accepting the presupposition that sex is real, and neither does Johnny!

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    yes
    sex with johnny bravo would be like training a puppy. he seems eager and willing to learn

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    yes
    I actually kinda wonder if Johnny Bravo doesn't want to fuck and just enjoys the chase

    Kinda like a dog finally catching the car and then not knowing what to do from here

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    yes
    If Johnny Bravo had sex he'd be good at it.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2022
    yes
    I think he's a sub, but doesn't want to admit it due to all the broski masculinity. Johnny will absolutely do whatever a woman tells him. And he would probably enjoy it.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    no
    Whippy wrote: »
    sex with johnny bravo would be like training a puppy. he seems eager and willing to learn

    This is where I'm at. Currently Johnny Bravo is not good at sex, not because he's selfish or anything, he just doesn't know what he's doing in there. But give him time, I think he'd be okay.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    yes
    It would be funnier if he was really good at the actual act of sex and just never gets the chance to try it because he has somehow internalized that being narcissistic is very attractive.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    no
    Johnny Bravo has never been intimate with anybody

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Johnny Bravo should meet up with the Body Improvement Club and embrace their philosophy

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    yes
    My way too deep psychosexual profile of Johnny Bravo is that he's anxious about talking to girls and overcompensates by trying to impress them, but in his panic he always forgets to pay attention to the other person, poisoning their impression of him by making it all about himself.

    Velma doesn't mind that he's like that because she just wants an attractive hunk of meat to ride, not a romantic relationship, because she's only romantically interested in the ladies. This would break Johnny's heart if they did ever get together though.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    yes
    But then Velma sees Johnny flirting with other girls and gets weirdly jealous?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    no
    Who?

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    no
    He's a virgin

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    yes
    It is too easy to say he's bad at sex

    I think he would be a surprisingly tender and considerate lover

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    no
    Johnny Bravo is a virgin who deliberately puts on his macho man narcissism routine to drive away anyone that might make him come to terms with the fact he's only copying what he's seen from media and doesn't actually understand what the purpose of seeking an intimate relationship is but society says everyone does it so he'll at least look like he's putting an effort into it to maintain his social standing.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    yes
    Johnny went from skinny to buff because he wanted to be good enough for the girl he was going to prom with. I believe he would make the same effort when it came to sex.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    no
    Johnny Bravo has never had sex what is wrong with you people.

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    CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    yes
    Johnnys a shagger

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    no
    johnny bravo will be very good at sex, someday.

    currently? as depicted? absolutely not.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    yes
    Every real Bravohead will tell you the show confirmed he has had sex atleast once because when the amazons tried to offer him as virgin sacrifice he was spat back out

    Since the whole show is a send up of hyper masculine pick up artist types the joke would follow he is probably bad at sex but since he's also equally bad at flirting that just makes him too realistic so maybe he's good at sex but has small penor, or large prenis but can't get it up, or he's smooth like ken doll but still makes it work

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    yes
    Johnny's kinda sweet though like he's not a bad guy

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