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which monster deserves to be enshrined in halloween canon
we got our draculas, our zombies, our wolfmans. but there's a lot of monsters out there. who deserves to be promoted (or demoted) to the ranks of A Halloween Guy
which monster deserves to be enshrined in halloween canon 108 votes
catgirls are mostly witches now anyway
fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
can we condense all the bigfoot stuff into one month
that statue from jason and the argonauts. it's time for halloweenhausen
Shark Week 2
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spinosaurus, the only dinosaur to score a win on big T
2 votes
(wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
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Good luck!
as a cryptidhead i made a conscious effort to not just make it a bunch of cryptid jokes, because i will if you let me
::3cl3ps3 face::
who's steve jobs?
and I refuse to put it on my jean jacket.
What’s a moomin with you
So to answer you question nobody really knows
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Slutty minotaur->shirtless, has horns, is horny
No man should eat that much cod
an important component of a halloween monster is you need to be able to both envision 1) a slutty costume version and a VHS 80s horror movie version
Moomin was, at no point in my childhood, a thing, but I get such a sense of like, well-being whenever I am presented with Moominmedia
We can each take turns giving it one power / special property, physical characteristic, behavior, habitat or weakness.
Eats loose change from the ground if you don't pick it up
catgirls are what you get instead of wolfmen in the Inverted Castle
But the fentanyl
It's incredibly passive-aggressive.
Walks upside down on ceilings
I’m onboard with introducing various vampires of the world. Jiangshi, Mediterranean vampires, etc.
Wait so walks on its hands on the ceiling, isn’t that just hanging from the ceiling
Wall Street executives…
Like, Bigfoot? Cool big monkey whatever. Skunk ape? Just a smelly Bigfoot. Lizard man? Ooooh scary here comes a big mean skink.
But Jersey Devil? Jersey Devil is some raw shit, man. Sired by Satan he was birthed on a stormy night and came out the womb half goat, half man, with a fucked up horse head and bat wings and immediately scuttled up the chimney and out into the night to haunt the Pine Barrens. Hell, the fucking Pine Barrens are spooky as hell before you even factor in a Jersey Devil.
I am all for cryptid jokes at all times.
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Girlboss Medusa is a favorite of mine tho
and is also a cat