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which monster deserves to be enshrined in halloween canon

I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boomRegistered User regular
we got our draculas, our zombies, our wolfmans. but there's a lot of monsters out there. who deserves to be promoted (or demoted) to the ranks of A Halloween Guy

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which monster deserves to be enshrined in halloween canon 108 votes

catgirls are mostly witches now anyway
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MysstKevin CristGarthorAtari Soulph blakeSirToastyJragghenBloodsheedFig-DDaebunzdemonfalldownElvenshaeMysterious FoxKanaPolaritieproxy_hue 16 votes
fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
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DJ EebsSageinaRageTheySlashThemTNTrooperRhesus PositiveSkeithVann DirasJedocKristmas KthulhuJohnny ChopsockyThe Cow KingMagellEnlongmilskiCrippl3AvalonGuardGvzbgulChallcursedking 19 votes
can we condense all the bigfoot stuff into one month
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CantidoDouglasDangerDepressperadoUbikjgeisMr Fuzzbutt 6 votes
that statue from jason and the argonauts. it's time for halloweenhausen
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Houk the NamebringerZeroCowvalhalla130jkylefultonMaddocGrey Ghostdarunia106A Dabble Of TheloniusCelloMcHogerPLA 11 votes
moomin
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BahamutZEROMechMantisHadesEndless_SerpentsSLyMDaypigeonLucedes21stCentury 8 votes
girlboss medusa
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#pipematthias00KalTorakMulysaSemproniusEmperorSethKadithKane Red RobeSonelansarukunRed RaevynJayKaoskriegsStraightziKetBrasponoPhoenix-DWotanAnubisRingoZonugalPinfeldorf 29 votes
Shark Week 2
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DiarmuidElaro 2 votes
spinosaurus, the only dinosaur to score a win on big T
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Zombie GandhiJusticeforPluto 2 votes
(wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
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LegacyRedTideBroloUrielTef 5 votes
the scorpion king
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MachwingNothingRaijin QuickfootSanderJKLindsay LohanMatevCaptain InertiaIronKnuckle's GhostdiscriderEvilCake 10 votes
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you can only fit ten options into a poll so please strongly voice your opinion as to who i missed. it will really drive engagement and views.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
    Minotaur has all the hallmarks of a Halloween beast. Also it would be a fun costume. Easy choice.

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
    Obviously a bunch of cryptids are missing, but outside of Bigfoot I think Chupacabra is the only strong contender.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Yeah, you try to condense a bigfoot.

    Good luck!

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    catgirls are mostly witches now anyway
    Gonna be completely honest, I saw the word "catgirl" and voted instantly without reading anything else

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Obviously a bunch of cryptids are missing, but outside of Bigfoot I think Chupacabra is the only strong contender.

    as a cryptidhead i made a conscious effort to not just make it a bunch of cryptid jokes, because i will if you let me

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    apropos of another discussion, I suggest "sigma males"

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    Hades changed my opinion of The Minotaur and I can’t justify confining celebration of it to just Halloween

    ::3cl3ps3 face::

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    Suqma males

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
    the spinosaurus is non-canon I do not recognize his victory

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    (wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
    What's a moomin

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    there's also a bunch of great monsters in folklore throughout the world but i limited myself to greece because i saw what happened as soon as white people learned about the wendigo

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    can we condense all the bigfoot stuff into one month
    Suqma males

    who's steve jobs?

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    can we condense all the bigfoot stuff into one month
    and let me be clear, do not get it twisted, I love bigfoot, but if I could just have October be Bigfoot Month, I'd be a happy li'l clam

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    My brother got me this patch a little while ago:

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    and I refuse to put it on my jean jacket.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    What's a moomin

    What’s a moomin with you

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2022
    girlboss medusa
    What's a moomin

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    So to answer you question nobody really knows

    #pipe on
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
    Minotaur->shirtless, has horns
    Slutty minotaur->shirtless, has horns, is horny

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    (wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
    The Rock should be the last option

    No man should eat that much cod

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
    They’re like hippo blob people and for some reason they were super popular children’s media. I think from sweden?

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Minotaur->shirtless, has horns
    Slutty minotaur->shirtless, has horns, is horny

    an important component of a halloween monster is you need to be able to both envision 1) a slutty costume version and B) a VHS 80s horror movie version

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    Was it Sweden that also gave us the children’s show about the guy who gets into and then out of trouble constantly because of his prehensile dick

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    can we condense all the bigfoot stuff into one month
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnVS28_KSVc

    Moomin was, at no point in my childhood, a thing, but I get such a sense of like, well-being whenever I am presented with Moominmedia

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    (wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
    What if we all workshop a new monster in this thread

    We can each take turns giving it one power / special property, physical characteristic, behavior, habitat or weakness.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    can we condense all the bigfoot stuff into one month
    has scales but is not a reptile

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    moomin
    FUCKIN' MOOMIN THE NICE AND COMFY KIND OF TROLL

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    (wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
    has scales but is not a reptile

    Eats loose change from the ground if you don't pick it up

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Gonna be completely honest, I saw the word "catgirl" and voted instantly without reading anything else

    catgirls are what you get instead of wolfmen in the Inverted Castle

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    has scales but is not a reptile

    Eats loose change from the ground if you don't pick it up

    But the fentanyl

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    that statue from jason and the argonauts. it's time for halloweenhausen
    has scales but is not a reptile

    Eats loose change from the ground if you don't pick it up

    It's incredibly passive-aggressive.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    (wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
    McHoger wrote: »
    has scales but is not a reptile

    Eats loose change from the ground if you don't pick it up

    It's incredibly passive-aggressive.

    Walks upside down on ceilings

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I like the idea of the Minotaur, the effect on Halloween decorating involving a maze to get to your front porch. Solid social effect. Yet I cannot endorse a costume showing so much skin for an even at night in late October. Shits cold.

    I’m onboard with introducing various vampires of the world. Jiangshi, Mediterranean vampires, etc.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    McHoger wrote: »
    has scales but is not a reptile

    Eats loose change from the ground if you don't pick it up

    It's incredibly passive-aggressive.

    Walks upside down on ceilings

    Wait so walks on its hands on the ceiling, isn’t that just hanging from the ceiling

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the scorpion king
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    I like the idea of the Minotaur, the effect on Halloween decorating involving a maze to get to your front porch. Solid social effect. Yet I cannot endorse a costume showing so much skin for an even at night in late October. Shits cold.

    I’m onboard with introducing various vampires of the world. Jiangshi, Mediterranean vampires, etc.

    Wall Street executives…

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2022
    (wasn't paying attention) i like jabba the hutt he's fun
    Play the game with us captain inertia, like where does our new monster like to live

    Uriel on
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Jersey Devil always freaked me out the most of the various cryptii.

    Like, Bigfoot? Cool big monkey whatever. Skunk ape? Just a smelly Bigfoot. Lizard man? Ooooh scary here comes a big mean skink.

    But Jersey Devil? Jersey Devil is some raw shit, man. Sired by Satan he was birthed on a stormy night and came out the womb half goat, half man, with a fucked up horse head and bat wings and immediately scuttled up the chimney and out into the night to haunt the Pine Barrens. Hell, the fucking Pine Barrens are spooky as hell before you even factor in a Jersey Devil.

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    fight a minotaur. beast of a man.
    Magell wrote: »
    Obviously a bunch of cryptids are missing, but outside of Bigfoot I think Chupacabra is the only strong contender.

    as a cryptidhead i made a conscious effort to not just make it a bunch of cryptid jokes, because i will if you let me

    I am all for cryptid jokes at all times.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    girlboss medusa
    Bigfoot never seemed scary so I can't endorse throwing him into the Halloween mix

    Girlboss Medusa is a favorite of mine tho
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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    catgirls are mostly witches now anyway
    catgirls cause like imagine a monster that incessantly screams at you and knocks on your door and pisses on your walls and throws up on your floor

    and is also a cat

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