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If you could be any kind of fruit what kind of fruit would you be?

JokermanJokerman EverythingEverywhereRegistered User regular

If you could be any kind of fruit what kind of fruit would you be? 20 votes

Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
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Magic PinkJokermanmiscellaneousinsanity 3 votes
Grapes: Full of wraith
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MulysaSemproniusShadowfiresponoPeenVirgil_Leads_You 5 votes
Apples: Best as pie
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Houk the NamebringerastrobstrdBucketmanCraigopogoRingoZilla360IronKnuckle's GhostSLyMGilgaronElvenshaeGvzbgulasofyeun 12 votes
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Pineapple. You can eat me, but I'm eating you right back fucker.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    Accidentally posted before I could add all the options.

    GO BANANA
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Pineapple. You can eat me, but I'm eating you right back fucker.

    ....go on

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The GRAPES OF WRAAAAAAITH

    SPOOOOOOOKY

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I would be a fruit loop

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Grapes: Full of wraith
    Here’s the grapes

    And here’s the wrath! *mallet*

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    This one has purple stuff in it

    Purple is a fruit

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Grapes: Full of wraith
    Fruit thoughts
    A grape is probably the most forgettable, but enjoyable in the brief moment it's consumed.
    A watermelon is great but it's a whole production to get to. Could be someone's thing, no judgement.
    An apple can get stuck in your teeth.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I like a good orange

    Like those weird oranges with the button on top they sell now

    Those are s tier fruit

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
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    come get some fuckers

    you ain't shit

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Buddhas Hand

    Or Corn

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I really want to try a durian

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Stone
    Dragon
    Passion
    Jack

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    WHOA OH, BLACK BETTY

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Mangoween
    Horny melon
    Rambuttan
    Lickchee
    Kumquat

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Botanical or culinary?

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    And by red on the inside I mean

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCTrNb4uC-Y

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    avocado

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Botanical or culinary?

    Yes

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    And by red on the inside I mean
    snip

    It says green on the outside, but red on the outside

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Apples: Best as pie
    kiwi is the most underrated fruit

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    https://youtu.be/1yDXommZwWQ

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    I don't know if I would want to be one necessarily, but I think watermelon is probably my favorite fruit.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    leather daddy

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    tutti

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    A Kiwi

    I just think they're neat

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Watermelon: Green on the outside, but red on the outside.
    Ranlin wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    And by red on the inside I mean
    snip

    It says green on the outside, but red on the outside

    That's I said.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    avocado

    Congrats on your law degree

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Dragonfruit (aka Joke Option Larlar)

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    if what they called me in middle school is any indication, i already am a fruit

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Dragonfruit (aka Joke Option Larlar)

    I was going to post this, even the bracketed part.

    Are you me?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Odin wrote: »
    avocado

    Congrats on your law degree

    wait are you doing the tomato's aren't a fruit thing at me about avocados? which part of avocado disqualifies it from being a culinary fruit? because they're not sweet?

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    No, just a silly joke sorry

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2022
    wow, that's a really good question, but what are we basing our answer on? physical prowess, keen detection skills, the ability to banter well with super villains?

    Xaquin on
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Odin wrote: »
    avocado

    Congrats on your law degree

    wait are you doing the tomato's aren't a fruit thing at me about avocados? which part of avocado disqualifies it from being a culinary fruit? because they're not sweet?

    The French word for "avocado", "avocat", also means "lawyer".

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2022
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    shit I'm writing that fact down

    BahamutZERO on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I would be a cheap, comfortable underwear

    Fruit of the Loom

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Apples: Best as pie
    knitdan wrote: »
    I would be a cheap, comfortable underwear

    Fruit of the Loom

    There are artists who can help depict that for you

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Apples: Best as pie
    You can throw apples at people

    And then I will know peace

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Hey, you.

    Yeah, you.

    You reading this.

    I know what you'd be...
    a dingleberry.
    :D

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