Nice one, when we sit down tonight and my partner says, "You'll never guess who Pete Davidson is dating now!" I'll cut the sweet thrill of revelation right out from under her
My wife gets very upset with me when I do this, so I've stopped doing it.
As I am about to go to the store I wonder, how many beers would be too many
And how many would be not enough
It's recertification for us because our original course is old enough that we need the new one so naturally we are all experienced enough to be bored to tears by it
amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
I've had a co-worker and a friend of mine come to me in the last month to discuss the idea of getting into the PI business and what is in the fucking water here? That's some random shit for two people bring up to me. Is it a trending thing somewhere?
I told both of them unless they like taking lewd photos of possibly unattractive people at 2AM it's probably not worth it.
are YOU on the beer list?
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
Nice one, when we sit down tonight and my partner says, "You'll never guess who Pete Davidson is dating now!" I'll cut the sweet thrill of revelation right out from under her
My wife gets very upset with me when I do this, so I've stopped doing it.
Have you tried revealing it to her immediately when you find out
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Nice one, when we sit down tonight and my partner says, "You'll never guess who Pete Davidson is dating now!" I'll cut the sweet thrill of revelation right out from under her
My wife gets very upset with me when I do this, so I've stopped doing it.
Have you tried revealing it to her immediately when you find out
no because I forget, and then she brings it up later and I'm all "oh yeah I heard that!" and then she's upset faced.
I've had a co-worker and a friend of mine come to me in the last month to discuss the idea of getting into the PI business and what is in the fucking water here? That's some random shit for two people bring up to me. Is it a trending thing somewhere?
I told both of them unless they like taking lewd photos of possibly unattractive people at 2AM it's probably not worth it.
Possibly unattractive you say...
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CaptainBeyondI've been out walkingRegistered Userregular
Nice one, when we sit down tonight and my partner says, "You'll never guess who Pete Davidson is dating now!" I'll cut the sweet thrill of revelation right out from under her
My wife gets very upset with me when I do this, so I've stopped doing it.
I talk big on the forums, but I will definitely be like "No who? Oh wow!!"
Tumsboo will troll me if I bring up these Hollywood celebs and if theres anything I cant stand its being corn cobbed
"Pete and Who"
"Who is this woman, do you think shes hotter than me?"
She...shes the number one supermodel....I dont...*smoke bomb*
In this house we call that the Pink Accords of 2014
Is this about the artist Pink?
Yes
are YOU on the beer list?
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
edited November 2022
Re one million years ago in chat—I’m also team unsweetened peanut butter. I got into it in college for what were admittedly cultural reasons (reinventing myself as having a crunchy granola health-conscious lifestyle etc) despite initially finding it unappealing. Because yeah, mixing in the oil is kinda gross and frequently messy, and it’s pretty bitter, which is a big surprise when you’re used to getting it heavily sweetened. But over time I got used to it and now I think it’s great, whereas the sweetened stuff now registers in my mental world as essentially frosting.
For sandwiches, sweetened peanut butter with jelly or honey is way too much, just sweet on sweet. But unsweetened peanut butter and a drizzle of honey?—rich savory and bitter notes just balanced by that extra sweetness. Delicious, no notes.
Tumsboo will troll me if I bring up these Hollywood celebs and if theres anything I cant stand its being corn cobbed
"Pete and Who"
"Who is this woman, do you think shes hotter than me?"
She...shes the number one supermodel....I dont...*smoke bomb*
I mentioned once years ago that I thought Anna Kendrick was really hot to my wife. Which was fine and didn't bother her, because duh, celebrity crush and all that. It was something that just got mentioned occasionally when something she was in was on but otherwise no big deal.
Then I got put on a project where I was working closely with a young woman who looked very similar to Anna Kendrick.
If there was ever one awkward introduction where I would have thrown a smoke bomb, that would have been it.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
I have been eating unsweetened peanut butter for years
Sweetened peanut butter is okay but it's a bit much. I prefer unsweetened with a dash of salt.
Mixing in the oil is kinda annoying but we keep it in the fridge so it doesn't separate as much
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
edited November 2022
Also the appropriate amount of peanut butter to eat in a sitting is indeed an entire cup, donk’s two tablespoons is positively restrained, and being all-natural hippie shit definitely doesn’t mean you aren’t eating approximately three million calories worth of food.
Tumsboo will troll me if I bring up these Hollywood celebs and if theres anything I cant stand its being corn cobbed
"Pete and Who"
"Who is this woman, do you think shes hotter than me?"
She...shes the number one supermodel....I dont...*smoke bomb*
I've never heard this slang before, but googling it is producing results that seem decidedly more sexual than it would seem to be being used for in this context...
...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
The best peanut butter is the king with the jelly mixed into it
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Tumsboo will troll me if I bring up these Hollywood celebs and if theres anything I cant stand its being corn cobbed
"Pete and Who"
"Who is this woman, do you think shes hotter than me?"
She...shes the number one supermodel....I dont...*smoke bomb*
I've never heard this slang before, but googling it is producing results that seem decidedly more sexual than it would seem to be being used for in this context...
dril thing, I think.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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BethrynUnhappiness is MandatoryRegistered Userregular
I pity the idiom etymologist who has to cite dril as the source of a turn of phrase
I think there is surely a less cryptic / idiotic phrase for the experience of being more and more comically owned as you try to double down on describing a phenomenon as the straight man but Im unable to come up with it (whereas "trolled" is more general), "digging the hole deeper" is perhaps common parlance but suggests a seriousness to the exchange that I wanted to avoid and is evocative of a certain spouse-hating set of comedy that I think the bit skirts but needs to avoid since we arent going full sucking John Mayer's dick.
Is this internet brain poison, is this efficient communication?
Something punchy to describe the harrowing nature of charging headfirst through the minefields of intentional misunderstanding by the listener to secure pyrrhic victory in completing a worthless anecdote
I think there is surely a less cryptic / idiotic phrase for the experience of being more and more comically owned as you try to double down on describing a phenomenon as the straight man but Im unable to come up with it (whereas "trolled" is more general), "digging the hole deeper" is perhaps common parlance but suggests a seriousness to the exchange that I wanted to avoid and is evocative of a certain spouse-hating set of comedy that I think the bit skirts but needs to avoid since we arent going full sucking John Mayer's dick.
Is this internet brain poison, is this efficient communication?
Something punchy to describe the harrowing nature of charging headfirst through the minefields of intentional misunderstanding by the listener to secure pyrrhic victory in completing a worthless anecdote
but intentional misunderstanding will win every time
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SWOL-T on the other hand is something only advertised on the finest podcasts.
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No mr ATF I've never done anything possibly dangerous with black powder.
Same...same...
My wife gets very upset with me when I do this, so I've stopped doing it.
As I am about to go to the store I wonder, how many beers would be too many
And how many would be not enough
It's recertification for us because our original course is old enough that we need the new one so naturally we are all experienced enough to be bored to tears by it
I told both of them unless they like taking lewd photos of possibly unattractive people at 2AM it's probably not worth it.
Have you tried revealing it to her immediately when you find out
no because I forget, and then she brings it up later and I'm all "oh yeah I heard that!" and then she's upset faced.
Possibly unattractive you say...
I talk big on the forums, but I will definitely be like "No who? Oh wow!!"
She is pregnant and I fear her wrath
"Pete and Who"
"Who is this woman, do you think shes hotter than me?"
She...shes the number one supermodel....I dont...*smoke bomb*
In this house we call that the Pink Accords of 2014
Is this about the artist Pink?
I like the light at night when there's moonlight on snow.
Yes
For sandwiches, sweetened peanut butter with jelly or honey is way too much, just sweet on sweet. But unsweetened peanut butter and a drizzle of honey?—rich savory and bitter notes just balanced by that extra sweetness. Delicious, no notes.
I mentioned once years ago that I thought Anna Kendrick was really hot to my wife. Which was fine and didn't bother her, because duh, celebrity crush and all that. It was something that just got mentioned occasionally when something she was in was on but otherwise no big deal.
Then I got put on a project where I was working closely with a young woman who looked very similar to Anna Kendrick.
If there was ever one awkward introduction where I would have thrown a smoke bomb, that would have been it.
Sweetened peanut butter is okay but it's a bit much. I prefer unsweetened with a dash of salt.
Mixing in the oil is kinda annoying but we keep it in the fridge so it doesn't separate as much
If we have the unsweetened stuff it lasts a long time, it's eaten as one desires peanut butter, it is a food for mealtimes
The sweet stuff...youll find me globbing it onto bread in between meals just to feel the thrill of being alive
I hear it's quite decent
I ration it like WW2 supplies, so that I don't eat the jar.
I got it working kind of once. Then it stopped reading my hotas. And I uninstalled.
But it is really pretty. Also really taxed my old computer.
oh, right, that might be a thing
it's kind of funny that the only thing I've tried my too expensive VKB joystick on where it has worked without hassle or issue has been Star Citizen
dril thing, I think.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Is this internet brain poison, is this efficient communication?
Something punchy to describe the harrowing nature of charging headfirst through the minefields of intentional misunderstanding by the listener to secure pyrrhic victory in completing a worthless anecdote
but intentional misunderstanding will win every time
nobody will ever listen, really