So, [chat].

moniker

Wooooooooo!

Irond Will

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

So, NYU, Harvard for law school?

EDIT: Turns out my friend here's girlfriend's uncle is a senior faculty member and has heavy weight at Harvard. i.e. I have a much better chance at getting in there now.

My brother did NYU law and thought it was a pretty good program but didn't like the students.

I'd say Harvard. Plus, Cambridge is awesome. And since Shinto damn his eyes is fleeing back to New Hampshire I could use another local D&Der.

Gooey

This is bullshit. I should make my own [chat] thread, and swallow this one whole.

Zen Vulgarity

Than: My GPA (3.51) is horrible right now though. And I still need the LSAT score, which I'm fucking terrified of.

I'll still be able to get into good law schools, just not great ones.

EDIT: I need, literally, straight A's the next two semesters to pull my grades up to an acceptable level.

Thanatos

Who is Will's alleged alt?

The Green Eyed Monster

Irond Will wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

So, NYU, Harvard for law school?

EDIT: Turns out my friend here's girlfriend's uncle is a senior faculty member and has heavy weight at Harvard. i.e. I have a much better chance at getting in there now.

My brother did NYU law and thought it was a pretty good program but didn't like the students.

I'd say Harvard. Plus, Cambridge is awesome. And since Shinto damn his eyes is fleeing back to New Hampshire I could use another local D&Der.

Such a sense of entitlement.

You think the mod badge let's you tell forumers where to live in real life now? The power is really getting to your head, man.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

"Stand-up comedy is an art form—it's not just writing and telling jokes," Cook said. "It requires your whole body and soul to gesticulate wildly and yell the same things about sesame seeds and mustard over and over at the audience in different voices until they laugh."

"And if there's a camera present, stand-up is an art form that's about putting your face as close as possible to that camera and screaming at it," Cook continued.


Oh, The Onion, I love you so!

stilist

Röyksopp’s ‘Remind Me’ is a perfect song for rainy days.

Yar

I am Will's alt.

Thanatos

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Than: My GPA (3.51) is horrible right now though. And I still need the LSAT score, which I'm fucking terrified of.

I'll still be able to get into good law schools, just not great ones.

Man, your GPA kicks the shit out of mine.

And the LSAT is easy. You're probably smarter than I am, and I did just fine. Just take a few practice tests ahead of time. If you can, take them in the same room which you'll be testing in (that's what I did; of course, not everyone can just grab the keys to a building, and walk into the classroom at 10 o'clock at night on a weekend).

Gooey

I am Will's alt.

Irond Will

celery77 wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

So, NYU, Harvard for law school?

EDIT: Turns out my friend here's girlfriend's uncle is a senior faculty member and has heavy weight at Harvard. i.e. I have a much better chance at getting in there now.

My brother did NYU law and thought it was a pretty good program but didn't like the students.

I'd say Harvard. Plus, Cambridge is awesome. And since Shinto damn his eyes is fleeing back to New Hampshire I could use another local D&Der.

Such a sense of entitlement.

You think the mod badge let's you tell forumers where to live in real life now? The power is really getting to your head, man.

Be careful or I'll throw an infraction on Portland. Do you want to jail your whole city, cel? Well do you?

moniker

Yeah, I don't really get the sensation and exposure of Cook. Then again Ned Mencia has his own show, so I guess the bar is set pretty low for comics these days. Damnit, Mitch why'd you have to go all to pieces over drugs.

Zen Vulgarity

See, I've been getting 179's on my practices now but Than says to not expect the same from the real test.

Than, did I ever mention that scared the shit out of me?

The Green Eyed Monster

Irond Will wrote: »

Be careful or I'll throw an infraction on Portland. Do you want to jail your whole city, cel? Well do you?

I am sorry Will. Although seriously if you threw an infraction on Sami just for shits and giggles, I wouldn't say nothing.

stilist

I am Jack’s alt.

Echo

Will is my alt.

Look Out it's Sabs!

I am my own alt.

moniker

I am Spartacus.

flamebroiledchicken

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

My father already thinks I shamed my family on the internets, because he found my blog and now thinks I'm gay.

Anyways, I finished this book sooner than I thought I would and I didn't think to bring another one, so now I'm reading the Constitution.

O_o

Why would your father think you were gay from your blog? Unless you are gay...?

Because I wrote about the time I got crazy drunk at a party and woke up with stuff written all over me, like "I love cocks" and "Put in in my ass". My dad doesn't understand this type of "youth culture" so he thought the messages were true statements.

Oh man, that's great in a horrible, horrible way.

I know, right? He sent me a long e-mail about respecting my family's name and how I should never ever write anything on the internet because the government might be spying on me or someone might read it and think badly of our family etc etc etc

He also sent my mom an e-mail asking her if she approves of me moving into an apartment with my "gay lover" (I recently moved in to a place in Brooklyn with a friend of mine)

And for my birthday a few weeks ago, he sent me a book titled "Why Sex is Fun". I asked my mom about it, and she said it was because he was trying to convince me to like girls, despite me having already told him that I'm not gay.

Irond Will

celery77 wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Be careful or I'll throw an infraction on Portland. Do you want to jail your whole city, cel? Well do you?

I am sorry Will. Although seriously if you threw an infraction on Sami just for shits and giggles, I wouldn't say nothing.

If she ever posted in D&D I could always look for an excuse.

Haphazard

This is Wills Alt:

link

Shinto

Spartacus is Will's alt.

stilist

Who will be my second? Who will stand in my place, should my opponent’s aim be true?

Yar

Man did anyone click that link at the bottom of the Reagan page? That guy is a frickin' lunatic.

P.S. Will's alt is Sylar.

Shinto

flamebroiledchicken wrote: »

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

My father already thinks I shamed my family on the internets, because he found my blog and now thinks I'm gay.

Anyways, I finished this book sooner than I thought I would and I didn't think to bring another one, so now I'm reading the Constitution.

O_o

Why would your father think you were gay from your blog? Unless you are gay...?

Because I wrote about the time I got crazy drunk at a party and woke up with stuff written all over me, like "I love cocks" and "Put in in my ass". My dad doesn't understand this type of "youth culture" so he thought the messages were true statements.

Oh man, that's great in a horrible, horrible way.

I know, right? He sent me a long e-mail about respecting my family's name and how I should never ever write anything on the internet because the government might be spying on me or someone might read it and think badly of our family etc etc etc

He also sent my mom an e-mail asking her if she approves of me moving into an apartment with my "gay lover" (I recently moved in to a place in Brooklyn with a friend of mine)

And for my birthday a few weeks ago, he sent me a book titled "Why Sex is Fun". I asked my mom about it, and she said it was because he was trying to convince me to like girls, despite me having already told him that I'm not gay.

Only one thing to do.

Make a tape of you screwing a girl and mail it to him.

Thanatos

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

See, I've been getting 179's on my practices now but Than says to not expect the same from the real test.

Than, did I ever mention that scared the shit out of me?

Zen, the year I took the test was the year they upped the difficulty on the games portion substantially, so the practice tests--based on previous tests--for the games portion weren't very useful. I was scoring 175s on the practice tests, hit, like, a 167-168 on the main test.

Normally, that wouldn't be so good, but that year, I was in the 92nd percentile (which I think is usually around a 172-173). If you're scoring 179s on the practice tests, after they've had a chance to re-make them for the harder games section, you're going to do perfectly fine.

Thanatos

flamebroiledchicken wrote: »

I know, right? He sent me a long e-mail about respecting my family's name and how I should never ever write anything on the internet because the government might be spying on me or someone might read it and think badly of our family etc etc etc

He also sent my mom an e-mail asking her if she approves of me moving into an apartment with my "gay lover" (I recently moved in to a place in Brooklyn with a friend of mine)

And for my birthday a few weeks ago, he sent me a book titled "Why Sex is Fun". I asked my mom about it, and she said it was because he was trying to convince me to like girls, despite me having already told him that I'm not gay.

That is both hilarious, and incredibly sad.

Dynagrip

Thanatos wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

See, I've been getting 179's on my practices now but Than says to not expect the same from the real test.

Than, did I ever mention that scared the shit out of me?

Zen, the year I took the test was the year they upped the difficulty on the games portion substantially, so the practice tests--based on previous tests--for the games portion weren't very useful. I was scoring 175s on the practice tests, hit, like, a 167-168 on the main test.

Normally, that wouldn't be so good, but that year, I was in the 92nd percentile (which I think is usually around a 172-173). If you're scoring 179s on the practice tests, after they've had a chance to re-make them for the harder games section, you're going to do perfectly fine.

Or he's going to do awful and his life will be ruined. Way to give him false hope.

Casual Eddy

I am already zen's (sex) alt.

moniker

Shinto wrote: »

flamebroiledchicken wrote: »

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

My father already thinks I shamed my family on the internets, because he found my blog and now thinks I'm gay.

Anyways, I finished this book sooner than I thought I would and I didn't think to bring another one, so now I'm reading the Constitution.

O_o

Why would your father think you were gay from your blog? Unless you are gay...?

Because I wrote about the time I got crazy drunk at a party and woke up with stuff written all over me, like "I love cocks" and "Put in in my ass". My dad doesn't understand this type of "youth culture" so he thought the messages were true statements.

Oh man, that's great in a horrible, horrible way.

I know, right? He sent me a long e-mail about respecting my family's name and how I should never ever write anything on the internet because the government might be spying on me or someone might read it and think badly of our family etc etc etc

He also sent my mom an e-mail asking her if she approves of me moving into an apartment with my "gay lover" (I recently moved in to a place in Brooklyn with a friend of mine)

And for my birthday a few weeks ago, he sent me a book titled "Why Sex is Fun". I asked my mom about it, and she said it was because he was trying to convince me to like girls, despite me having already told him that I'm not gay.

Only one thing to do.

Make a tape of you screwing a girl and mail it to him.

But make sure there's no anal. That'd just be a mixed message.

The Green Eyed Monster

Irond Will wrote: »

celery77 wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Be careful or I'll throw an infraction on Portland. Do you want to jail your whole city, cel? Well do you?

I am sorry Will. Although seriously if you threw an infraction on Sami just for shits and giggles, I wouldn't say nothing.

If she ever posted in D&D I could always look for an excuse.

Sami is actually a really cool guy who lives in Beaverton (the 'burbs, although he's moving to Portland soon!), but I mean yeah go red card happy if you see any SE++'ers straggling over to these here parts. That's mod abuse I fully encourage.

flamebroiledchicken

Shinto wrote: »

flamebroiledchicken wrote: »

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

My father already thinks I shamed my family on the internets, because he found my blog and now thinks I'm gay.

Anyways, I finished this book sooner than I thought I would and I didn't think to bring another one, so now I'm reading the Constitution.

O_o

Why would your father think you were gay from your blog? Unless you are gay...?

Because I wrote about the time I got crazy drunk at a party and woke up with stuff written all over me, like "I love cocks" and "Put in in my ass". My dad doesn't understand this type of "youth culture" so he thought the messages were true statements.

Oh man, that's great in a horrible, horrible way.

I know, right? He sent me a long e-mail about respecting my family's name and how I should never ever write anything on the internet because the government might be spying on me or someone might read it and think badly of our family etc etc etc

He also sent my mom an e-mail asking her if she approves of me moving into an apartment with my "gay lover" (I recently moved in to a place in Brooklyn with a friend of mine)

And for my birthday a few weeks ago, he sent me a book titled "Why Sex is Fun". I asked my mom about it, and she said it was because he was trying to convince me to like girls, despite me having already told him that I'm not gay.

Only one thing to do.

Make a tape of you screwing a girl and mail it to him.

Actually I was thinking of sending him a video I have of my roommate and I dancing around in our boxers, just to mess with his head some more.

The Green Eyed Monster

Yar wrote: »

Man did anyone click that link at the bottom of the Reagan page? That guy is a frickin' lunatic.

WHAT? wrote:

That is when the really inexplicable thing happened. I suddenly knew, in the same way that I know I am sitting on a chair right now, that I was going to reach into the box and pull out a Playboy. I was going to open it, and the centerfold would be the one I had been looking for. Odds were one in sixty against. I reached into the box. I pulled out a magazine. I opened it. It was the centerfold I had felt strangely compelled to see. Tracy Vaccaro, if you must know.

I sat there on the edge of my bed thinking, "What the hell was that all about?"
And to this day, I don't know.

Zen Vulgarity

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I am already zen's (sex) alt.

Truth.

Than, but my GPA is awful though. That's without factoring out my Mathematics/Computer Science GPA, which my school is known to have notoriously hard classes in.

stilist

The background in Feist’s ‘The Water’ sounds like water. That is pretty rad.

Tach

Shinto wrote: »

flamebroiledchicken wrote: »

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

moniker wrote:

flamebroiledchicken wrote:

My father already thinks I shamed my family on the internets, because he found my blog and now thinks I'm gay.

Anyways, I finished this book sooner than I thought I would and I didn't think to bring another one, so now I'm reading the Constitution.

O_o

Why would your father think you were gay from your blog? Unless you are gay...?

Because I wrote about the time I got crazy drunk at a party and woke up with stuff written all over me, like "I love cocks" and "Put in in my ass". My dad doesn't understand this type of "youth culture" so he thought the messages were true statements.

Oh man, that's great in a horrible, horrible way.

I know, right? He sent me a long e-mail about respecting my family's name and how I should never ever write anything on the internet because the government might be spying on me or someone might read it and think badly of our family etc etc etc

He also sent my mom an e-mail asking her if she approves of me moving into an apartment with my "gay lover" (I recently moved in to a place in Brooklyn with a friend of mine)

And for my birthday a few weeks ago, he sent me a book titled "Why Sex is Fun". I asked my mom about it, and she said it was because he was trying to convince me to like girls, despite me having already told him that I'm not gay.

Only one thing to do.

Make a tape of you screwing a girl and mail it to him.

Or post it on your blog. Same deal, really.

Gorilla Salad

Give me money!

Richy

At a wedding, my mom and godmother started talking, in front of my cousins, about setting me up with a nice guy so I'll get married next. Yeah, a nice guy.

Took them a while before they realised what they were saying and changed it to "girl".

flamebroiledchicken

celery77 wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Man did anyone click that link at the bottom of the Reagan page? That guy is a frickin' lunatic.

WHAT? wrote:

That is when the really inexplicable thing happened. I suddenly knew, in the same way that I know I am sitting on a chair right now, that I was going to reach into the box and pull out a Playboy. I was going to open it, and the centerfold would be the one I had been looking for. Odds were one in sixty against. I reached into the box. I pulled out a magazine. I opened it. It was the centerfold I had felt strangely compelled to see. Tracy Vaccaro, if you must know.

I sat there on the edge of my bed thinking, "What the hell was that all about?"
And to this day, I don't know.

I dunno, reading the rest of his site, he actually doesn't seem so crazy. I mean, yeah the coincidence with the Playboys is pretty weird, but the rest of it makes a lot of sense.

Thanatos

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I am already zen's (sex) alt.

Truth.

Than, but my GPA is awful though. That's without factoring out my Mathematics/Computer Science GPA, which my school is known to have notoriously hard classes in.

Were you a comp sci major? Are you planning on going into IP?