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why does my phone screen light up at exactly 4 pm

3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered User regular
like fuckin' clockwork

why does my phone screen light up at exactly 4 pm 95 votes

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aliens trying to communicate
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the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    Well are you gonna let them do it or what

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ghosts
    we are pro labor in this household if they would only produce a list of demands

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2023
    demons
    Probably malware sending your info back to home base

    Everyone knows what you've been looking at

    mcp on
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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    demons
    What kind of phone is it?

    My aunt has a Samsung (?) I think that has a phantom alarm set for 4:00 pm. It goes off every day at 4, but in the alarm settings there is no alarm set. You can see the alarm notification in the status bar at the top but when you tell the phone to turn off all alarms, there aren't any at all.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ghosts
    it's one of the older galaxies

    it doesn't have any phantom notifications or alarms, it just lights up for like 5 seconds

    my money's on ghosts

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    it's one of the older galaxies

    it doesn't have any phantom notifications or alarms, it just lights up for like 5 seconds

    my money's on ghosts

    Oh so it’s like a Jimmy Hoffa situation

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    If your electronics don't do something you authorized the only solution is to shoot it. At least that's what I got from Terminator.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    20 minute heads up

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    lardroom

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    Reminder to post

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2023
    demons
    anything - anything - that happens unexpectedly in any kind of computer or computer-adjacent device is due to demons, just like how anything that goes wrong in a traditionally mechanical device is due to gremlins

    things like modern cars are a truly cursed target of both factions

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    ghosts
    Its ghosts.

    Trust me. I'm an expert. Give us a call now, we have a current sale on proton charging and storage of the beast.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    ghosts
    Its ghosts.

    Trust me. I'm an expert. Give us a call now, we have a current sale on proton charging and storage of the beast.

    No job is too big, no fee is too big!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    6G wireless technology automagically updating your phone for you into a secure one that can decipher Patriotic signals

    but to keep it safe and be part of the Revolution you will need these special copper pyramids to keep the 5G cancer signals from reverting it back

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    ghosts
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Its ghosts.

    Trust me. I'm an expert. Give us a call now, we have a current sale on proton charging and storage of the beast.

    No job is too big, no fee is too big!

    Plus a free cup and balloons for the kids!

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    ghosts
    Its always ghosts.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    You had to set up a stealth alarm to remind you of the thing they made you forget.

    You...do remember it now, right? Did they make you forget again? Ah, oh well. Hey, why's your phone lighting up again?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ghosts
    You had to set up a stealth alarm to remind you of the thing they made you forget.

    You...do remember it now, right? Did they make you forget again? Ah, oh well. Hey, why's your phone lighting up again?

    oh god oh fuck

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    That's me sorry

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Aren't Android updates Tuesday? Did you set up auto update?

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    ghosts
    It’s the ghost of a sailor. They’re using morse code.

    They’re waiting for you to start the conversation.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    Hey y’all, I found a light switch in my house but I can’t tell what it does

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    ghosts
    Hey y’all, I found a light switch in my house but I can’t tell what it does

    All of the information is on the task.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited January 2023
    demons
    Hey y’all, I found a light switch in my house but I can’t tell what it does

    Have you been flipping it at exactly 4pm every day?

    Because we might be about to solve 2 mysteries at once!

    Chall on
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    Chall wrote: »
    Hey y’all, I found a light switch in my house but I can’t tell what it does

    Have you been flipping it at exactly 4pm every day?

    Yes, I have a break from work so I flip it at 4, look around the house to see if anything turn on, then about 10 seconds later flip it back off

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    I haven’t seen what it’s connected to, but I swear I sometimes hear what are distant/pained moans of a miserable creature

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    ghosts
    I blame most things on ghosts, just in general

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    Can you believe there are assholes that used to employ me that think ghosts aren’t real and aren’t causing all my fuckups?

    It’s unamerican

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    You're going to need an old techpriest and a young techpriest.

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    I blame any tech misbehaving on gremlins.

    SteamID - Fig-D :: PSN - Fig-D
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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    demons
    The quick answer for a haunted phone is to submerge it in holy water. Eventually it will stop lighting up at 4, or at all really

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    22 minutes before I knock off work and try to figure this dang ol light switch out

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    Nothing

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    demons
    Hey y’all, I found a light switch in my house but I can’t tell what it does

    It likely controls an outlet you don't use. Potentially even at outlet that's been covered up!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You should try again at night and make sure it doesn't turn the moon off.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ghosts
    ...Chico are you a timelord?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    B)

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    lar...lar?
    My parents' land line recently stopped working, and now they can hear whatever is on TV very faintly through the telephone receiver.

    I told them it's definitely ghosts

    Dad thinks rainwater got in a phone junction box outside, but that sounds like bullshit, it's definitely ghosts

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ghosts
    hundo p ghosts, that's classic electrogeist shit

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    the tiny people who live in my phone and make it work are demanding a union
    My grandma used to have an old ass like late mid century chrome plated as hell gaudy ass am/fm battery powered radio with one of those big long telescopic antenna

    Anyway if you turned the fm dial all the way up and pointed it in a specific direction out her window you'd hear weird faint voices

    It was really creepy until one day we tuned the TV to the local fox station at the same time we played with the radio and realized the voices were just the audio part of the broadcast somehow getting picked up via FM

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