Pull all your money out of the bank of Beware

Lord Dave · March 14

Beware the Ikes of March.

rhylith · March 14

SHIT

Brolo · March 14

get got

Baidol · March 14

NOT AGAIN

PiptheFair · March 14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-Vsuhlsfw

Julius Caesar and Calpurnia ca 44bce colorized

Houk the Namebringer · March 14

all of the OP images are broken for me so now I don't know what to beware of

I am doomed

Peen · March 14

I gave all my money to Ike years ago and have no real regrets tbh

KalTorak · March 14

HOT DOGS

Houk the Namebringer · March 14

is that a Kate Beaton creation?

I should really go back through her old catalogue

KalTorak · March 14

every once in while I remember to go look through her archives and they're just as delightful as I remember

if I had kids they'd have a set of those big floppy paperback Calvin & Hobbes books and all the Hark A Vagrant books

BahamutZERO · March 14

FUCK
NO
NOOO

Naphtali · March 14

I was waiting for this

BahamutZERO · March 14

!stab

mrpaku · March 14

KalTorak wrote: »

every once in while I remember to go look through her archives and they're just as delightful as I remember

if I had kids they'd have a set of those big floppy paperback Calvin & Hobbes books and all the Hark A Vagrant books

We did this! The real trick is in buying two copies, so once they've "loved" the first into a broken spine, badly-crayoned in black and white strips, and forty randomly loose pages, you still have the backup to pull out once they appreciate it more...a lesson I wish I'd learned before they got ahold of my Venture Brothers DVDs

Lord Dave · March 14

I have the big fancy hardbound Calvin & Hobbes set and I'm afraid to let my son touch it

KalTorak · March 14

exactly, that's why you also get the floppy paperback ones - they're easier to carry around and it won't matter if they get spilled or slept on.

edit: also, I like the idea of there being a "fancy, important thing that we have to be careful not to mess up" in the house that isn't something boring and adult, like jewelry or china or clothing, but just a treasured version of the cartoons that everyone likes, including the kid.

mrpaku · March 14

Lord Dave wrote: »

I have the big fancy hardbound Calvin & Hobbes set and I'm afraid to let my son touch it

My oldest son found a hardcopy Perry Bible Fellowship when he was seven once, and still whispers forbidden tales to his little brothers like he's describing a "forbidden Sunday-morning funnies" Necronomicon

cursedking · March 14

i think the OP works better with the pictures broken

Naphtali · March 14

cursedking wrote: »

i think the OP works better with the pictures broken

lorddave.com rip

McHoger · March 15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLwxEqUa_gg

Lord Dave · March 15

I swear the damn pictures worked when I posted it

BahamutZERO · March 15

I can't believe Elon Musk has sabotaged the Ides of March

BahamutZERO · March 15

I mean the Ikes of March

Lord Dave · March 15

I tricked Elon into buying my website for $420.69 and he ruined it

Tonkka · March 15

Ike Ike baby too cold too cold

BahamutZERO · March 15

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1635856535619530753

BahamutZERO · March 15

it's bewearing time over on the east coast, watch out! especially if you're pissed off some ikes, and/or are a roman dictator!

Polaritie · March 15

BahamutZERO wrote: »

it's bewearing time over on the east coast, watch out! especially if you're pissed off some ikes, and/or are a roman dictator!

Oh, Bewear? That sounds nice and cuddly.

Lord Dave · March 15

Beware We Bare Bears

Houk the Namebringer · March 15

Beware where bears wear bare wares

BlackDragon480 · March 15

KalTorak wrote: »

HOT DOGS

https://youtu.be/SgNgAiGQ_IM

Brainleech · March 15

Since I don't use twitter I don't get what the Ides of March and Musk did to them?

Tox · March 15

Excuse me, waiter?

Why are there 23 knives in my salad?

Brainleech · March 15

Tox wrote: »

Excuse me, waiter?

Why are there 23 knives in my salad?

The dishwasher uses a bowl to soak the knives before washing them

BahamutZERO · March 15

I dunno what it has to do with musk, I just enjoyed the cardboard image of the pizza pizza gnome failing to sufficiently beware the photographer with a kitchen knife