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[Chat] me up about meat

WeaverWeaver Breakfast WitchHashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
edited April 2023 in Debate and/or Discourse
Geth singling me out like that was very unexpected, so I'm falling back on both my new job, and humanities natural inclination to fucking love talking about food. Choose your form of flesh.


edit: I was going to add in some vegetarian and seafood options and I accidentally hit the enter key.

Weaver on

[Chat] me up about meat 68 votes

Beef/Bison
11%
QuidRear Admiral ChocoHappylilElfemnmnmewazillaElvenshaedaveNYCzagdrob 8 votes
Pork/Boar
13%
RedTideLoserForHireXMagellThawmusEddytinwhiskersknitdanAlexandiercB557 9 votes
Lamb/Veal/Mutton
14%
LowlanderRhesus PositiveBlackDragon480KruitezekebeauSleepSmrtnikcredeikiTuminHavelock2.0 10 votes
Venison
8%
WeaverAtomikazepherinCaptainBeyondSummaryJudgmentTrace 6 votes
Chicken/Turkey
14%
MulysaSemproniusDrezDoodmannNoneoftheaboveel_vicioFiendishrabbitSolomaxwell6KanaChallmaraji 10 votes
Duck/Quail/Grouse
7%
IncenjucarZilla360TcheldorHonkSnicketysnick 5 votes
Chanus
29%
EchoredxNova_CFeralHaphazardMechMantisdurandal4532ArchJPantsHahnsoo1BurnageDemonStaceyPowerpuppiesmysticjuicerLucedesSealKamirothatassemblyguyA Kobold's KoboldGiantGeek2020 20 votes
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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Chanus
    It is okay I think minions technically count as a vegetable.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Venison
    You can also speculate about what kind of food Mulaney monologues at when he's having lunch alone.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Venison
    How much eat could a Weaver eat if a Weaver could eat meat?

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Lamb/Veal/Mutton
    Seal

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    Weaver wrote: »
    You can also speculate about what kind of food Mulaney monologues at when he's having lunch alone.

    Dry pastrami on rye, is what I’m imagining

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Lamb/Veal/Mutton
    Tuna salad on pumpernickel

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Beef/Bison
    I beef or bison rib-eye is without contest my favorite meal.

    Quid on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    I picked venison because I’ve eaten a lot of venison and butchered a lot of venison and there’s a deer on my family crest and also venison is good even if a bit finicky

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Venison
    Trace wrote: »
    How much eat could a Weaver eat if a Weaver could eat meat?

    M*EAT2

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Lamb/Veal/Mutton
    Mutton biryani is one of the best meals Ive ever eaten in my life

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    I was ready to talk about beef but i can't not vote for chanus

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Venison
    Atomika wrote: »
    I picked venison because I’ve eaten a lot of venison and butchered a lot of venison and there’s a deer on my family crest and also venison is good even if a bit finicky

    I had family that hunted growing up so I have a romantic memory of it, but now my shop has it in ground form so I'm totally planning on some venison chili.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Long pig
    Just like the longest pig so you get the biggest hot dogs

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    Long pig
    Just like the longest pig so you get the biggest hot dogs

    I don’t think you know anything about long pig

    Or hot dogs

    Or regular pigs

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    all flesh is beautiful

    the flesh, give me the beautiful flesh

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Beef/Bison
    Fuuuuuuuuuck I should buy steak tomorrow

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Venison
    Tumin wrote: »
    Mutton biryani is one of the best meals Ive ever eaten in my life

    Also since it was mutton, at least that sheep got to live a little first.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Venison
    I was ready to talk about beef but i can't not vote for chanus

    I think at this point, the best you can do with Chanus is like a long simmering stew. Gotta work to get that meat tender.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Beef/Bison
    Oh re: the Mulaney special I think he did a near perfect job about touching on the last couple of years.

    I think he made it clear that he had a serious problem while also managing to make it funny. He even touched upon there being much darker shit by saying this was the stuff he was willing to tell us about.

    It's not a therapy session, it's not a PSA, and he didn't do it to provide a bunch of hot goss that people could then judge or praise him for.

    It was a standup special.

    It was supposed to make people laugh for an hour or so and at least for me it accomplished that 100%.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Venison
    Weaver wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I picked venison because I’ve eaten a lot of venison and butchered a lot of venison and there’s a deer on my family crest and also venison is good even if a bit finicky

    I had family that hunted growing up so I have a romantic memory of it, but now my shop has it in ground form so I'm totally planning on some venison chili.

    I would imagine it’s pretty easy to process with a professional setup, since you rarely separate anything other than the rib primal, or maybe the shank. Everything else goes into the hopper for mince and sausage.

    Atomika on
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Lamb/Veal/Mutton
    Weaver wrote: »
    I was ready to talk about beef but i can't not vote for chanus

    I think at this point, the best you can do with Chanus is like a long simmering stew. Gotta work to get that meat tender.

    If we feed him enough jamon and spicy potato he'll take on some flavor

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    grilled vegetables

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Beef/Bison
    Based on The Original Series and Strange New Worlds I have determined something happened to make everyone way less horny.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    Quid wrote: »
    Based on The Original Series and Strange New Worlds I have determined something happened to make everyone way less horny.

    They got rid of the miniskirts and updos

    Might as well eat dry corn flakes

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Venison
    omg these lamb kebabs are so good

    baked on a roasting pan at 375 for 20min then 5min on broil

    edit: sorry P10, I really was going to add non-meat options!

    Weaver on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Based on The Original Series and Strange New Worlds I have determined something happened to make everyone way less horny.

    Maybe the Genesis device sucked out a little bit of everyone's souls to make that planet

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Venison
    Quid wrote: »
    Based on The Original Series and Strange New Worlds I have determined something happened to make everyone way less horny.

    Tellarite Federation president

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    I just hope Chanus brought me back an Andalusian pig hock like I asked

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    vl6fr03apfk7.jpg

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Beef/Bison
    "Welcome to security, don't ask me how I got this, following procedure would take too long, I need you to translate it."

    Cops gonna cop

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Lamb/Veal/Mutton
    Lamb is so great

    There's a takeaway in York that does vegan lamb-style little kebab thingies, and they're delicious

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Venison
    Is that supposed to be like, an inside round?

    edit: the fingers!

    Weaver on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    vl6fr03apfk7.jpg

    The AI is getting better; she has ten fingers! Just not divided evenly.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Beef/Bison
    Let they who don't have six fingers on one hand cast the first stone with their puny five fingered hands

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I saw the face and was "Man.. something about that feels uncanny, I wonder if it's an AI thing.... Naah."

    Then you pointed out the fingers.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I only like the bad and creepy AI art. Im in a group and harvest all the most horrifying or terrible ones.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    And the teeth

    So many teefs

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    It always reminds me of the villain from The Magicians.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Venison
    It's like a mash-up of Jewel Staite and Kathryn Hahn.

    Weaver on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Venison
    Weaver wrote: »
    It's a like a mash-up of Jewel Staite and Kathryn Hahn.

    I see more Lynda Carter

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