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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm 80% sure my sister has had a car bomb of that calibre

    sorry we call those dublin mudslides now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Had to change on the floor of a toilet so dark I had to use the iphone flashlight and she was screaming in terror the whole time because she couldn’t see me.

    Her back completely covered in shit.

    I really wish there was like a 37crags but for where to find changing rooms. Or toilets with tables at least.

    My brother had an experience like this with the neph but it was in the car

    My wife had an experience like this in a hotel chair during a friend's baby shower. She said she didn't feel bad about the shit that was smeared on the chair because the hotel didn't have changing tables in the restrooms. I agree with her, but not like whoever had to clean the chair was the one who made that decision.

    We also had the time she had diarrhea so bad and big one of her diaper velcros gave way and she walked around her room trailing and walking in her shit for a while before we realized it. No joke it was like the worst Family Circus footprint cartoon ever. Wife scooped her into the bathtub, I got the carpet shampoo - took over an hour to get that one cleaned up.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I'm 80% sure my sister has had a car bomb of that calibre

    sorry we call those dublin mudslides now

    Fair

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    peewee herman is on instagram?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    peewee herman is on instagram?

    hell yeah

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    if i'm not mistaken it actually is Paul Reubens

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    qyf1ru4e6ua9.png

    lmao

    Just saw a production department wide email from a client from a restaurant all of you people know (in the US at least). 3 design passes approved and finalized, and the head of the department overseeing the menu saw it and absolutely hated everything.

    Apparently they never showed it to him before approving it from us.

    They do pay us by the hour so sucks to be them.

    It's funny because there are two kinds of managers who both say "I hate everything about it"
    A) Needs a full redesign
    B) You need to change the title text from red to grey

    Both types put their production people into situations where it's better to present a finished product than trying to get them involved earlier...because of the tweet image in this quote tree

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    if i'm not mistaken it actually is Paul Reubens

    his role in the Buffy movie to this day will get a giggle out of me, when he's kicking the floor after the credits

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Should I get chicken yakisoba or sushi rolls for lunch?

    Both is not an option because that would be, like, $40, this place is expensive.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Should I get chicken yakisoba or sushi rolls for lunch?

    Both is not an option because that would be, like, $40, this place is expensive.

    i vote yakisoba

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I vote a teriyaki bento.

    Bless your heart.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    You can't confine me to two choices, Nova

    Bless your heart.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TTODewback wrote: »
    You can't confine me to two choices, Nova

    this is CEO behavior

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Fine, third option is beef yakisoba!

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    You can't confine me to two choices, Nova

    this is CEO behavior

    I'ma have DK design me a system to sort chicken feet out.

    Bless your heart.
  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    Yakisoba is a better lunch

    *bangs bento*

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    tumin please don't copulate with the bento boxes.

    Bless your heart.
  • DrLoserForHireXDrLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Was I supposed to fast before this doctors appointment he wondered with a belly engorged with bagel.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Was I supposed to fast before this doctors appointment he wondered with a belly engorged with bagel.

    which end are the looking in

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    What do doctors know about bagels anyway?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    moar liek

    yuckisoba

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Sitting outside in the sun on my break just snacking a venison stick

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Speaking of babies

    My baby is transverse so we're doing a planned C-section two weeks from today

    So I guess mark your calendars, everyone

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    What do doctors know about bagels anyway?

    Bagels and dox

  • DrLoserForHireXDrLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Was I supposed to fast before this doctors appointment he wondered with a belly engorged with bagel.

    which end are the looking in

    They might be trying to steal my blood for some sort of ritual whereby they divine my “cholesterol” and “glucose”

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    i've never had non instant ramen, soba, or udon.
    some day ill get around to it.

    Bless your heart.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Speaking of babies

    My baby is transverse so we're doing a planned C-section two weeks from today

    So I guess mark your calendars, everyone

    Hope Mrs Arch is alright

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    Speaking of babies

    My baby is transverse so we're doing a planned C-section two weeks from today

    So I guess mark your calendars, everyone

    i'll be there

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    i thought arch babies hatch

    Bless your heart.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    moar liek

    yuckisoba

    In theory yakisoba is a good option but I've always been disappointed with restaurant yakisoba...

  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Speaking of babies

    My baby is transverse so we're doing a planned C-section two weeks from today

    So I guess mark your calendars, everyone

    This is what happens when you dont use the ingregnating sheet!

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Speaking of babies

    My baby is transverse so we're doing a planned C-section two weeks from today

    So I guess mark your calendars, everyone

    Hope Mrs Arch is alright

    She's doing good, basically everything is going great except for the uh, whole sideways thing

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i thought arch babies hatch

    Yeah, isn't there like a pillar of eggs somewhere?

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i thought arch babies hatch

    Many insects go through vivipary, or live birth

    It's why we have things like cockroach and Tsetse milk*

    *Fly milk

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i thought arch babies hatch

    Yeah, isn't there like a pillar of eggs somewhere?

    let's go do not bring weapons

    Bless your heart.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Speaking of babies

    My baby is transverse so we're doing a planned C-section two weeks from today

    So I guess mark your calendars, everyone

    Bugbabby!

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    moar liek

    yuckisoba

    In theory yakisoba is a good option but I've always been disappointed with restaurant yakisoba...

    I had a really good bowl at a ramen place once

    The Bonita flakes were the key

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i thought arch babies hatch

    Many insects go through vivipary, or live birth

    It's why we have things like cockroach and Tsetse milk*

    *Fly milk

    If I see that at the baby shower I’m taking my gifts back

  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Whenever I go to get takeout yakidoba theyre like

    OK so theres chicken

    shrimp

    beef

    And the 3 meat dragon, for little piggies

    Oh i uh

    Ill get the 3 meat. two meals for just $3 more!

    Friends, it was not two meals

    xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? on
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