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ITS A [movies] FIRESALE (CRITERON SALE ENDS 7/28, ARROW SALE ENDS 7/31)

JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
edited July 2023 in Social Entropy++
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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/aLodKOB00AU

    New Indiana Jones trailer is lit

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Watching through the Fast&Furious movies and 8 is definitely the weakest movie.

    It’s almost too cartoonish. Like there are some fun scenes and stuff but it’s not that great of a movie.

    The opening scene where Dom becomes the King of Cuba by winning a street race is just…dumb

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    They're playing fastx in the big ol dumb imax. Is it worth watching the series?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    the two things i know about AAF:

    There one hit was a cover.

    They tried to make Movies a hit. Twice. After they became a one hit wonder they remade the music video to give it new legs on TRL. It lasted about a week.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    They're playing fastx in the big ol dumb imax. Is it worth watching the series?

    I mean…I’m going to say yes but I love the franchise.

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    the two things i know about AAF:

    There one hit was a cover.

    They tried to make Movies a hit. Twice. After they became a one hit wonder they remade the music video to give it new legs on TRL. It lasted about a week.

    Their lead singer broke his neck in a bus cradn right after their big break.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Watching through the Fast&Furious movies and 8 is definitely the weakest movie.

    It’s almost too cartoonish. Like there are some fun scenes and stuff but it’s not that great of a movie.

    The opening scene where Dom becomes the King of Cuba by winning a street race is just…dumb

    But the Cuba race sets up the fact that he has gained resistance to Fire damage, which comes back later at the end when he shrugs off being hit by a missile.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    They're playing fastx in the big ol dumb imax. Is it worth watching the series?

    If you haven't seen them, it is one of the most buckwild movie series out there, it's definitely an experience to watch it through so I definitely say yes

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Watching through the Fast&Furious movies and 8 is definitely the weakest movie.

    It’s almost too cartoonish. Like there are some fun scenes and stuff but it’s not that great of a movie.

    The opening scene where Dom becomes the King of Cuba by winning a street race is just…dumb

    But the Cuba race sets up the fact that he has gained resistance to Fire damage, which comes back later at the end when he shrugs off being hit by a missile.

    The Rock redirecting the torpedo is just…*chef’s kiss*

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Police Story: still rules

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited May 2023
    Watching through the Fast&Furious movies and 8 is definitely the weakest movie.

    It’s almost too cartoonish. Like there are some fun scenes and stuff but it’s not that great of a movie.

    The opening scene where Dom becomes the King of Cuba by winning a street race is just…dumb

    It’s wild that this is true despite the very next movie having them drive a Pontiac Fiero into space to ram a satellite.

    Also Dom hulking out and ripping down two giant concrete beams with his bare hands.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Elena still gets fucking SHAFTED

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    It's why I say F&F was headed to sentai stuff

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I don't like imax seats, sadly

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Police Story: still rules

    Do they all three hold up equally? Because I think the first is kind of a masterpiece.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I love the Fast and Furious world rule that states as long as you don’t fall on the ground you can survive a fall from any height.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Watching through the Fast&Furious movies and 8 is definitely the weakest movie.

    It’s almost too cartoonish. Like there are some fun scenes and stuff but it’s not that great of a movie.

    The opening scene where Dom becomes the King of Cuba by winning a street race is just…dumb

    The opening race is the only good part of Fast 8
    Elena still gets fucking SHAFTED

    If she hadn't hooked up with Dom she'd still be alive. Can't have a baby mama and a side girl in this FAMBLY

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    The Fast & Furious series is so much fun and absolutely worth watching, but you need to go into it knowing that there are some really low lows in terms of quality.

    You also need to know it starts dumb and only gets dumber. Personally that's not a negative for me, but you definitely need to be willing to go along for the ride.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If you REALLY want a shock to the system watch the first one followed by the 9th one

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Then watch Better Luck Tomorrow and remember it’s the same cinematic universe.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    God I am hype for more Mission Impossible movies, they have an unlimited line of credit with me so far

    I ate an engineer
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    God I am hype for more Mission Impossible movies, they have an unlimited line of credit with me so far

    even the bad one?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I love the Fast and Furious world rule that states as long as you don’t fall on the ground you can survive a fall from any height.

    and if you land on a car it's basically a powerup

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited May 2023
    I have found myself at a Shrek rave tonight. All Star just played and the room exploded.

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    At this point I don't think anyone of importance ever truly dies in the Fast/Furious universe.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I am finally watching The Raid since it's on the ticket for Nextlander's film podcast. In spite not being a fan of ultra-violence I loved Dredd so I'm excited.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    If you REALLY want a shock to the system watch the first one followed by the 9th one

    The Double Toasted crew had that exact same reaction, so this was very amusing, and it's funny to think that they're right, the first movie does have its charms that the later movies don't:

    https://youtu.be/_5hZdNfCtMU

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Police Story: still rules

    Do they all three hold up equally? Because I think the first is kind of a masterpiece.

    The first and third are amazing, I didn't like the second as much though.
    the two things i know about AAF:

    There one hit was a cover.

    They tried to make Movies a hit. Twice. After they became a one hit wonder they remade the music video to give it new legs on TRL. It lasted about a week.

    I picked up that album before they blew up because of Smooth Criminal, and the whole thing was great.

    https://youtu.be/ubVP2qu0WZ0

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Fast X was entertaining, but extremely disjointed and more importantly leaves pretty much everything hanging for Fast X-2 the one with the girl band, there was a point about a half hour before the end with the opportunity for a more satisfying ending*, but that was passed over in favour of another set of action sequences (which tbh especially the last bit were the exact right amount of dumb I have come to look for in the series.)

    On the plus side though, Jason Momoa puts in a massively over the top performance and Alan "2 refrigerators in a suit" Ritchson as an agency goon is something I'd managed to miss in the promo stuff so that was a good surprise.

    *
    The part in question being Dante escapes with the Gods Eye thingy, on the bridge where it all started, perfect, go to credits, keep the last chunk for the start of the next film, oh no betrayal etc.

    A more bold choice would have been to have one film about Dom running around and part 2 about the rest of the crew but I suspect that the ensemble aspect of the film being (Afaik) hard contracted puts an end to that

    Cena being (at least seemingly) gone is a real shame because his road trip with lil B was probably my favourite part

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I am finally watching The Raid since it's on the ticket for Nextlander's film podcast. In spite not being a fan of ultra-violence I loved Dredd so I'm excited.

    Holy fuck.

    It says something that even when the movie was in hindsight clearly wrapping up I was unstuck from time until it was really clear it was wrapping up.

  • Zombie GandhiZombie Gandhi Registered User regular
    I am finally watching The Raid since it's on the ticket for Nextlander's film podcast. In spite not being a fan of ultra-violence I loved Dredd so I'm excited.

    Holy fuck.

    It says something that even when the movie was in hindsight clearly wrapping up I was unstuck from time until it was really clear it was wrapping up.

    That hallway fight with the door frame got the most visceral reaction out of my theater that I have ever experienced.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    If you REALLY want a shock to the system watch the first one followed by the 9th one

    I found a friend that’s never seen a F&F I’m getting him to watch Hobbs and Shaw first then the rest of the series from beginning to end.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Fast X sucked imo

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited May 2023
    I am finally watching The Raid since it's on the ticket for Nextlander's film podcast. In spite not being a fan of ultra-violence I loved Dredd so I'm excited.

    Holy fuck.

    It says something that even when the movie was in hindsight clearly wrapping up I was unstuck from time until it was really clear it was wrapping up.

    That hallway fight with the door frame got the most visceral reaction out of my theater that I have ever experienced.

    The Raid 1 and 2 are two of my favorite theater experiences that I've ever had based largely on audience reactions. Especially The Raid 2, where after one major fight finishes and everything goes quiet in the film as the scope of the damage is revealed, the entire theater is hushed except for one guy who audibly says aloud "oh shit!" causing a theater-wide chuckle because yeah, Oh Shit indeed.

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    If you REALLY want a shock to the system watch the first one followed by the 9th one

    Are they still stealing DVD players?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    If you REALLY want a shock to the system watch the first one followed by the 9th one

    Are they still stealing DVD players?

    Oh no…no they are not.

    They’re stealing BLU RAY PLAYERS now

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    1 hour until Fast X! I’ve managed to stay as blind as possible going in.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm only up to part 4 in the series

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