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scariest animal you could probably kill in a fight
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#1 PARROTHEADmargaritavilleRegistered User regular
#1 PARROTHEADmargaritavilleRegistered User regular
see topic. no ranged weapons (guns crossbows etc, but you can throw a rock or something. not a grenade dont be cute). stuff like a knife is in my opinion fine IMO. you are wearing climate appropriate clothing.
i definitely think i could kill a fox. im not stupid enough to think i could take a wolf or a bear ofc.
stuff like birds of prey are weird, i think if they get me by surprise then they just slit my throat in a divebomb type manuever but i can't imagine that a falcon's ribcage could stand up to a hard kick from an adult human. so its really a matter of who gets who unawares.
i could definitely defeat all rodents. hbu?
i definitely think i could kill a fox. im not stupid enough to think i could take a wolf or a bear ofc.
stuff like birds of prey are weird, i think if they get me by surprise then they just slit my throat in a divebomb type manuever but i can't imagine that a falcon's ribcage could stand up to a hard kick from an adult human. so its really a matter of who gets who unawares.
i could definitely defeat all rodents. hbu?
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I'd simply offer it all of the marbles it could eat and then wait.
i think if you can slip away thats your advantage to make use of. but i don't think you get to show up with industrial moose poison in your pocket. OSP
I'm not sure if they're the scariest animal, but they're pretty high up there.
I'm pretty certain I could take a reasonably large dog. If I had good-sized knife or some and were in an enclosed space, I'd be fairly confident in taking down a small deer or antelope, something along those lines. Pretty much any domestic cow, don't care how big.
Oh wait, it's how scary, not how big. Ok, yeah, back to reasonably large dog.
The Scariest part of this prompt leads to all arthropods. Lotta folks scared of spiders, fully capable of stomping down on one.
I feel like your plan has one significant point of potential backfire that you may not be fully appreciating.
Even bugs get a chance before they're actively biting me or like, hanging out in my stuff, trying to live on my phone screen, and I feel bad about it
I think I'd have to feel really seriously threatened to kill anything that isn't immediately triggering my "ah heck that's a creepy thing!!" response
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I don't want to. I would not relish it. But I could do it.
Hunting boar seems doable. Preferably with ye old boat spear. But a knife would be acceptable. Would be heavily in the boar's favour as that was generally done in groups and on horseback and even then the boars regularly killed knights and noblemen.
Umm, without any weapons all? I'd say dog. Fun fact: it's 100% legal to kill a dog in NZ if the dog is attacking a human, native wildlife, domestic or farm animal.
I know lots of unarmed tips for dealing with larger animals, but they're not really about winning so much as more "how to survive the encounter with most of your limbs".
I would just run away. Wait I don't like running. I would simply take a bus away.
I mean, if it got high cholesterol and fatal heart disease from eating my greasy corpse, that still counts as a draw, right?
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Yeah but like, emphasis on potential am I right?
Oh, what's this? I'm hearing I am not right?
you have been kidnapped by a shadow organization and they will start blowing up loved ones if you don't participate
Is that true of the animal as well, or are they in it for love of the game?
that animal just has one more week on the job until retirement
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So getting the animal to give up and go home, before randomly turning up at its den and beaning it with rocks so it can't sleep and eventually karks it counts, right?
Primates are fucking vicious and they are shockingly strong. Chimps have strong enough grips to literally rip you apart.
*waits in empty arena for an hour*
"Yeah that's what I thought, you were too much of a coward to show!"
like from an emotional standpoint
in a fight i'd aim to do the least damage possible in order to disengage
Okay but what if I lock it into a Figure 4
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bigfoot's been in this game for longer than you've been alive. he's not falling for this one.
I appreciate the distinction. Nobody here has the stones to fight a cassowary.
bigfoot shot jfk???