I mean I will say shaving your head is cheaper than going to a barber. Though I do one time want do that hot towel old timey barber shave just once to feel balder than a 32 year old porn star pretending to be 18.
Preach you've just got to make a day of it. Book an appointment at Supernova in Tacoma; their barbershop, not their salon mind you. I'm sure they do good work at the salon I've just never been. Take the kids to Point Defiance, maybe hit the Chihuly or LeMay museum, Tacos at Matador, then back home for bed.
Tacoma's in a good visiting spot these days, and besides, you gonna take your kid to the Seattle zoo?
I was going to build you an Olympia barber trip based around Procession of the Species, Art Walk, and Fish Tale brewpub but it apparently closed down last month and I'm stunned. It was a damn institution with some amazing tater tots.
The guy who started this account was my old roommate, he died in a car wreck in 2009. I knew he was really invested in this place so I got on his computer and was gonna write a message about what happened. So I looked around trying to find a good place to break the news, and I couldn't bring myself to do it. So I just kinda...took over.
The only thing that could make this story any crazier is if it was actually true.
There’s no way I would ever believe this. You’ve had the exact same unique, slightly unhinged posting style your entire run here.
oh my god ive been making the same shitposts for TWENTY YEARS?!?
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
I trim my launch pad but I need a better method. Nothing worse than nicking the sack with a trimmer…
put the guard on the trimmer??????
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Shaving your legs is the light and the way.
Ankles are a bitch though. My best tip would just be ensuring you have a stable position in doing it so you can approach it methodically and aren't trying to quickly shave over a bony section while standing on one foot in a wet shower or whatever. A little stool or ledge you can sit on or put one foot up on helps a lot.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I trim my launch pad but I need a better method. Nothing worse than nicking the sack with a trimmer…
Picturing Laundpad McQuack desperately pulling out from a dive into a patch of pubic hair, visually using the balls/taint to try and level out as the rotors start a-choppin'
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
I trim my launch pad but I need a better method. Nothing worse than nicking the sack with a trimmer…
Picturing Laundpad McQuack desperately pulling out from a dive into a patch of pubic hair, visually using the balls/taint to try and level out as the rotors start a-choppin'
Darkwing Duck indeed
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I've never picked up ukulele though. I wonder if they would be fun as a upper level beginner guitarist to play around with.
How much is a cheap uke?
My cheapest was $50 for a nice little soprano that I keep by my work desk. If you just want one to mess around with you can easily get a playable one from fifty to one fifty.
My favorite cheap one is the Enya Concert 23" on Amazon. It's carbon fiber, comes in neat colors and for $80ish comes with color matching case and accessories. Mine is robins egg blue.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I did use Veet on my chest once…the hair growing back was just an awful experience.
Stupid things you do for relationships…
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
I rely on non-mechanical means via safety and/or straight razor for upkeep.
Tried trimmers, but they've never been up to the task without spending an hour and multiple phases, as certain areas are as densely packed as old-growth bocage that'd give even the king tiger pause.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I rely on non-mechanical means via safety and/or straight razor for upkeep.
Tried trimmers, but they've never been up to the task without spending an hour and multiple phases, as certain areas are as densely packed as old-growth bocage that'd give even the king tiger pause.
I’m picturing you with a scythe just going to town
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
I rely on non-mechanical means via safety and/or straight razor for upkeep.
Tried trimmers, but they've never been up to the task without spending an hour and multiple phases, as certain areas are as densely packed as old-growth bocage that'd give even the king tiger pause.
I’m picturing you with a scythe just going to town
Before I got an actual routine down, the first few times were like that.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
I rely on non-mechanical means via safety and/or straight razor for upkeep.
Tried trimmers, but they've never been up to the task without spending an hour and multiple phases, as certain areas are as densely packed as old-growth bocage that'd give even the king tiger pause.
I’m picturing you with a scythe just going to town
The guy who started this account was my old roommate, he died in a car wreck in 2009. I knew he was really invested in this place so I got on his computer and was gonna write a message about what happened. So I looked around trying to find a good place to break the news, and I couldn't bring myself to do it. So I just kinda...took over.
The only thing that could make this story any crazier is if it was actually true.
There’s no way I would ever believe this. You’ve had the exact same unique, slightly unhinged posting style your entire run here.
oh my god ive been making the same shitposts for TWENTY YEARS?!?
I think if I had the choice between having body hair and not having it (I ain't shaving shit outside the usual maintenance) I would rather have none. As it is I've got a bit of chest and belly hair but below the waist I'm fully clothed essentially. Long socks are uncomfortable, butt hair is weird, and I don't know exactly where to stop when I'm grooming.
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I would love to be rid of all hair below the eyes, body hair is an absolute blight
I'll take your hair, I want to be indistinguishable from bigfoot
I'll mail you some envelopes next time I do a big shave
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3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
my plan bears fruit
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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Preach you've just got to make a day of it. Book an appointment at Supernova in Tacoma; their barbershop, not their salon mind you. I'm sure they do good work at the salon I've just never been. Take the kids to Point Defiance, maybe hit the Chihuly or LeMay museum, Tacos at Matador, then back home for bed.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I was going to build you an Olympia barber trip based around Procession of the Species, Art Walk, and Fish Tale brewpub but it apparently closed down last month and I'm stunned. It was a damn institution with some amazing tater tots.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Just watering the tapestry of freedom
oh my god ive been making the same shitposts for TWENTY YEARS?!?
You should switch to a diet of potatoes and small mammals, like John Petrucci:
~ Buckaroo Banzai
Where else do y’all shave?
And do any of you have tips for not nicking your ankles?
BOOM NAILED IT!
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put the guard on the trimmer??????
Ankles are a bitch though. My best tip would just be ensuring you have a stable position in doing it so you can approach it methodically and aren't trying to quickly shave over a bony section while standing on one foot in a wet shower or whatever. A little stool or ledge you can sit on or put one foot up on helps a lot.
Can’t get close enough. I need that shit tight!
I keep thinking about buying one of those Lawnmowers
Picturing Laundpad McQuack desperately pulling out from a dive into a patch of pubic hair, visually using the balls/taint to try and level out as the rotors start a-choppin'
Pull your knee up around the back of your head so you can get to the ankle at eye level, ezpz
Darkwing Duck indeed
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Wax
My cheapest was $50 for a nice little soprano that I keep by my work desk. If you just want one to mess around with you can easily get a playable one from fifty to one fifty.
My favorite cheap one is the Enya Concert 23" on Amazon. It's carbon fiber, comes in neat colors and for $80ish comes with color matching case and accessories. Mine is robins egg blue.
Zero hair feels weird to me. I like to leave a little bit. Like maybe a landing strip that connects my chest pubes to my ball fro.
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The rest of my body is as hirsute as it can be
But also I'll just use a safety razor there so what do I know
Read this as "hair suit."
Which, yeah, actually.
Stupid things you do for relationships…
Tried trimmers, but they've never been up to the task without spending an hour and multiple phases, as certain areas are as densely packed as old-growth bocage that'd give even the king tiger pause.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
I’m picturing you with a scythe just going to town
Before I got an actual routine down, the first few times were like that.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
pleasepaypreacher.net
pleasepaypreacher.net
DeathScythe
The real Knob would never post the verboten gif
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Nah. Going to bed freshly shaved was freaking awesome.
I'll take your hair, I want to be indistinguishable from bigfoot
I'll mail you some envelopes next time I do a big shave
I think your plan is to just become a bear.