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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited August 2023
    What are you a cop?
    I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Have we stopped to ask ourselves, “Do we WANT to hear from Preacher?”

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    See I read things like that and I'm like oh that's funny heh, and then I wonder "wait is that the uncomfortable laugh people do when they want you gone but can't vocalize it?"

    I never feel comfortable when I'm in conversation with people, always feel like they are seconds away from their mouth turning down and asking me to leave.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Stop it

    Let your guard down and your gas out

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2023
    What are you a cop?
    I can't like its a form of imposter syndrome where it feels like I don't belong at literally anything.

    I was told once at my job they shouldn't have hired me when I had been working there 5 years in. I've since been working here 21 years, but still worry there'll come an office visit where "you're fired" is just the main course.

    People on this board tend to also respond they don't want or like my statements either so again is it a joke or am I just the house guest no one can convince to leave

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    Preacher wrote: »
    See I read things like that and I'm like oh that's funny heh, and then I wonder "wait is that the uncomfortable laugh people do when they want you gone but can't vocalize it?"

    I never feel comfortable when I'm in conversation with people, always feel like they are seconds away from their mouth turning down and asking me to leave.

    i did grieve you. Legitimately, was not a joke. Had an entire eulogy and everything written for you. Quoted from Those who walk away from Omelas. It was beautiful.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I'm not familiar with the refence those who walk away from Omelas?

    That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I know what you mean, Preacher and I apologize for the joke.

    I am always happy to hear from you. Please don’t anything I say seriously unless it involves a large amount info blood or fire or both.

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm not familiar with the refence those who walk away from Omelas?

    That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.

    Over the course of 90 days in 2016 I lost my Mom, my cousin, and one of my best friends. I got really good at writing a eulogy, but I probably need to work through a few things.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I know what you mean, Preacher and I apologize for the joke.

    I am always happy to hear from you. Please don’t anything I say seriously unless it involves a large amount info blood or fire or both.

    I gotcha rai, I figure it was just a joke, but like I said because of my damage I always worry people don't actually like interacting with me and just aren't rude enough like me to say it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm not familiar with the refence those who walk away from Omelas?

    That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.

    Over the course of 90 days in 2016 I lost my Mom, my cousin, and one of my best friends. I got really good at writing a eulogy, but I probably need to work through a few things.

    We probably all do, but I appreciate that you at least thought up some nice things to say in a eulogy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I have the same issues. Imposter syndrome is a bitch

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I have the same issues. Imposter syndrome is a bitch

    Its weird I'm like hyper confident in answering things that I know is right, but like zero confident in people believing or accepting my answers. Its like I'm casandra except the person who doesn't believe me is also me.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    it's been less than a half hour since Preacher's posted, are we sure Preacher's okay???

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I already pm'd joker my shift is over I'll be back tomorrow morning.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    well I hope you have a good night!

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it

    Joke post: You're only on the hook after they get divorced

    Alt joke post: Now you just have to convince them to let you do their renewal ceremony too

    Real post: Presumably you officiated because you are their friend and they love you. Celebrate the love. Let the mistakes go. Make more at that renewal ceremony!

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2023
    Anyone heard from Preacher? I heard a greasy, completely hairless man was found trapped in a children’s slide with a banana up his ass…

    That fits his description so I’m worried.

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    Anyone heard from Preacher? I heard a greasy, completely hairless man was found trapped in a children’s slide with a banana up his ass…

    That fits his description so I’m worried.

    Preacher is covered in hair, he's more bigfoot then man.
    Ladies

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Anyone heard from Preacher? I heard a greasy, completely hairless man was found trapped in a children’s slide with a banana up his ass…

    That fits his description so I’m worried.

    Preacher is covered in hair, he's more bigfoot then man.
    Ladies

    You forget, he completely shaved his body for lent and it never grew back

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Ringo wrote: »
    I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it

    Joke post: You're only on the hook after they get divorced

    Alt joke post: Now you just have to convince them to let you do their renewal ceremony too

    Real post: Presumably you officiated because you are their friend and they love you. Celebrate the love. Let the mistakes go. Make more at that renewal ceremony!

    Yes, they had already been married for like a year and decided to have a “fun” ceremony/reception combo that was Totoro themed and featured a wall with pegs on it upon which they hung “Simpsons donuts” as hors d’ouvres

    My regret wasn’t that I didn’t take it seriously, it was that I tried really hard to be funny but was very drunk and failed badly

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it

    Me too

    But also I'm not ordained and it was kinda just a pretend wedding since the bride is disabled and in the United States if you are disabled you can't get married without losing your benefits

    I'm just the best public speaker they are close too

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    It's so weird how decent at public speaking I actually am considering how shy and anxious and retiring I normally am

    But you put me in front of a group of people with a thing to say and I can kinda make that anxiety pass for enthusiasm and confidence

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I will be terrified about public speaking but if I can make it through the nerves and what will be a horrible start I can get into the groove and be solid.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Public speaking is so easy for me because of my degree in poorly playing trumpet to live audiences

    You blow a few really bad bars in the middle of every solo and that makes presenting a wack pitch deck to a room of executives a stroll in the morgue

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I can public speak at the drop of a hat but ask me to sing and i'll sweat myself down the drain

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I can public speak at the drop of a hat but ask me to sing and i'll sweat myself down the drain

    Sing Annie!! Right now!!!!

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I can public speak at the drop of a hat but ask me to sing and i'll sweat myself down the drain

    Sing Annie!! Right now!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAniiiieeeeeee.

    Thank you and good night

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Excellent

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What are you a cop?
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I can public speak at the drop of a hat but ask me to sing and i'll sweat myself down the drain

    Sing Annie!! Right now!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAniiiieeeeeee.

    Thank you and good night

    Are you ok?

    BLM - ACAB
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I mean…are any of us OK?

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My lisp is too bad to sing anything and I'm always off tempo

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What are you a cop?
    I mean…are any of us OK?

    Are there blood stains on the carpet?

    BLM - ACAB
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I mean…are any of us OK?

    Are there blood stains on the carpet?

    I've been hit by, and I've been struck by...

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I mean…are any of us OK?

    Are there blood stains on the carpet?

    I've been hit by, and I've been struck by...

    A smooth Bigfoot

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    No
    … bread truck?

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I've been singing since middle school and have been in lots of choirs and such and had solos and all.

    doesn't help, i hate singing in front of anyone but my cats

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I'm in a ukulele group, but I generally don't sing very loud. So many of the group are women that the keys are chosen to suit their range. Not to brag, but we're performing at the local Wild Blueberry Festival in a week. Got that prime 10am slot.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2023
    I'm in a ukulele group, but I generally don't sing very loud. So many of the group are women that the keys are chosen to suit their range. Not to brag, but we're performing at the local Wild Blueberry Festival in a week. Got that prime 10am slot.

    that's legitimately very cool. ukuleles are awesome

    please do Bad Romance *throws underwear*

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I love to sing and I’m good at it even though I’ve never been trained. I’m mostly good at being a soundalike. I don’t know what MY voice sounds like but I can hold a tune and have an excellent vibrato.

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