See I read things like that and I'm like oh that's funny heh, and then I wonder "wait is that the uncomfortable laugh people do when they want you gone but can't vocalize it?"
I never feel comfortable when I'm in conversation with people, always feel like they are seconds away from their mouth turning down and asking me to leave.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I can't like its a form of imposter syndrome where it feels like I don't belong at literally anything.
I was told once at my job they shouldn't have hired me when I had been working there 5 years in. I've since been working here 21 years, but still worry there'll come an office visit where "you're fired" is just the main course.
People on this board tend to also respond they don't want or like my statements either so again is it a joke or am I just the house guest no one can convince to leave
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
See I read things like that and I'm like oh that's funny heh, and then I wonder "wait is that the uncomfortable laugh people do when they want you gone but can't vocalize it?"
I never feel comfortable when I'm in conversation with people, always feel like they are seconds away from their mouth turning down and asking me to leave.
i did grieve you. Legitimately, was not a joke. Had an entire eulogy and everything written for you. Quoted from Those who walk away from Omelas. It was beautiful.
I'm not familiar with the refence those who walk away from Omelas?
That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'm not familiar with the refence those who walk away from Omelas?
That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.
Over the course of 90 days in 2016 I lost my Mom, my cousin, and one of my best friends. I got really good at writing a eulogy, but I probably need to work through a few things.
I know what you mean, Preacher and I apologize for the joke.
I am always happy to hear from you. Please don’t anything I say seriously unless it involves a large amount info blood or fire or both.
I gotcha rai, I figure it was just a joke, but like I said because of my damage I always worry people don't actually like interacting with me and just aren't rude enough like me to say it.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'm not familiar with the refence those who walk away from Omelas?
That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.
Over the course of 90 days in 2016 I lost my Mom, my cousin, and one of my best friends. I got really good at writing a eulogy, but I probably need to work through a few things.
We probably all do, but I appreciate that you at least thought up some nice things to say in a eulogy.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I have the same issues. Imposter syndrome is a bitch
Its weird I'm like hyper confident in answering things that I know is right, but like zero confident in people believing or accepting my answers. Its like I'm casandra except the person who doesn't believe me is also me.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it
Joke post: You're only on the hook after they get divorced
Alt joke post: Now you just have to convince them to let you do their renewal ceremony too
Real post: Presumably you officiated because you are their friend and they love you. Celebrate the love. Let the mistakes go. Make more at that renewal ceremony!
I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it
Joke post: You're only on the hook after they get divorced
Alt joke post: Now you just have to convince them to let you do their renewal ceremony too
Real post: Presumably you officiated because you are their friend and they love you. Celebrate the love. Let the mistakes go. Make more at that renewal ceremony!
Yes, they had already been married for like a year and decided to have a “fun” ceremony/reception combo that was Totoro themed and featured a wall with pegs on it upon which they hung “Simpsons donuts” as hors d’ouvres
My regret wasn’t that I didn’t take it seriously, it was that I tried really hard to be funny but was very drunk and failed badly
I officiated a friend’s wedding and really really really sucked at it and feel really guilty about it
Me too
But also I'm not ordained and it was kinda just a pretend wedding since the bride is disabled and in the United States if you are disabled you can't get married without losing your benefits
I'm just the best public speaker they are close too
It's so weird how decent at public speaking I actually am considering how shy and anxious and retiring I normally am
But you put me in front of a group of people with a thing to say and I can kinda make that anxiety pass for enthusiasm and confidence
+1
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I will be terrified about public speaking but if I can make it through the nerves and what will be a horrible start I can get into the groove and be solid.
I'm in a ukulele group, but I generally don't sing very loud. So many of the group are women that the keys are chosen to suit their range. Not to brag, but we're performing at the local Wild Blueberry Festival in a week. Got that prime 10am slot.
I'm in a ukulele group, but I generally don't sing very loud. So many of the group are women that the keys are chosen to suit their range. Not to brag, but we're performing at the local Wild Blueberry Festival in a week. Got that prime 10am slot.
that's legitimately very cool. ukuleles are awesome
please do Bad Romance *throws underwear*
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+1
Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I love to sing and I’m good at it even though I’ve never been trained. I’m mostly good at being a soundalike. I don’t know what MY voice sounds like but I can hold a tune and have an excellent vibrato.
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I never feel comfortable when I'm in conversation with people, always feel like they are seconds away from their mouth turning down and asking me to leave.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Let your guard down and your gas out
I was told once at my job they shouldn't have hired me when I had been working there 5 years in. I've since been working here 21 years, but still worry there'll come an office visit where "you're fired" is just the main course.
People on this board tend to also respond they don't want or like my statements either so again is it a joke or am I just the house guest no one can convince to leave
pleasepaypreacher.net
i did grieve you. Legitimately, was not a joke. Had an entire eulogy and everything written for you. Quoted from Those who walk away from Omelas. It was beautiful.
That reminds me of when my dad was in a bad way after a surgery I'd written up a eulogy for him. Though he's got stage 4 cancer so I've kind of got my powder dry as it were on that one.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I am always happy to hear from you. Please don’t anything I say seriously unless it involves a large amount info blood or fire or both.
Over the course of 90 days in 2016 I lost my Mom, my cousin, and one of my best friends. I got really good at writing a eulogy, but I probably need to work through a few things.
I gotcha rai, I figure it was just a joke, but like I said because of my damage I always worry people don't actually like interacting with me and just aren't rude enough like me to say it.
pleasepaypreacher.net
We probably all do, but I appreciate that you at least thought up some nice things to say in a eulogy.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Its weird I'm like hyper confident in answering things that I know is right, but like zero confident in people believing or accepting my answers. Its like I'm casandra except the person who doesn't believe me is also me.
pleasepaypreacher.net
pleasepaypreacher.net
Joke post: You're only on the hook after they get divorced
Alt joke post: Now you just have to convince them to let you do their renewal ceremony too
Real post: Presumably you officiated because you are their friend and they love you. Celebrate the love. Let the mistakes go. Make more at that renewal ceremony!
That fits his description so I’m worried.
Preacher is covered in hair, he's more bigfoot then man.
You forget, he completely shaved his body for lent and it never grew back
Yes, they had already been married for like a year and decided to have a “fun” ceremony/reception combo that was Totoro themed and featured a wall with pegs on it upon which they hung “Simpsons donuts” as hors d’ouvres
My regret wasn’t that I didn’t take it seriously, it was that I tried really hard to be funny but was very drunk and failed badly
Me too
But also I'm not ordained and it was kinda just a pretend wedding since the bride is disabled and in the United States if you are disabled you can't get married without losing your benefits
I'm just the best public speaker they are close too
But you put me in front of a group of people with a thing to say and I can kinda make that anxiety pass for enthusiasm and confidence
You blow a few really bad bars in the middle of every solo and that makes presenting a wack pitch deck to a room of executives a stroll in the morgue
Sing Annie!! Right now!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAniiiieeeeeee.
Thank you and good night
Are you ok?
Are there blood stains on the carpet?
I've been hit by, and I've been struck by...
~ Buckaroo Banzai
A smooth Bigfoot
doesn't help, i hate singing in front of anyone but my cats
that's legitimately very cool. ukuleles are awesome
please do Bad Romance *throws underwear*