yeah I'm a legit really hairy person, except for one area on top of my god damn head where its like a deforested land nothing will grow in ever again. I've taken to shaving my head because I'm not going to be that guy who just ignores the widening bald spot up there. RIP full head of hair.
I love to sing and I’m good at it even though I’ve never been trained. I’m mostly good at being a soundalike. I don’t know what MY voice sounds like but I can hold a tune and have an excellent vibrato.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I’ve always said if I started balding I would just shave it all off.
My hair is as thick as Lizzo on my head though. That’s never going anywhere.
Yeah, as a balding guy, I get a very low buzz cut at the barbershop every three weeks, they take the comb guard whatsit off the clippers and buzz it right down
I don't have the energy to actually shave my head
Balding, bearded, bespectacled is quite the meme isn't it?
Followed closely by buzz cut, bearded, bespectacled
At one point, three of my coworkers and I all had the same thing going on
I mean I will say shaving your head is cheaper than going to a barber. Though I do one time want do that hot towel old timey barber shave just once to feel balder than a 32 year old porn star pretending to be 18.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I mean I will say shaving your head is cheaper than going to a barber. Though I do one time want do that hot towel old timey barber shave just once to feel balder than a 32 year old porn star pretending to be 18.
I did that one time before going to officiate my friend's wedding actually
I got the full on royal treatment and beard line up. Hot towel, straight razor fresh out the autoclave and everything.
The barber was a super nice Lebanese guy too, made you feel really comfortable and confident and made really good conversation.
I mean I will say shaving your head is cheaper than going to a barber. Though I do one time want do that hot towel old timey barber shave just once to feel balder than a 32 year old porn star pretending to be 18.
I did that one time before going to officiate my friend's wedding actually
I got the full on royal treatment and beard line up. Hot towel, straight razor fresh out the autoclave and everything.
The barber was a super nice Lebanese guy too, made you feel really comfortable and confident and made really good conversation.
It cost a fortune...
But was it worth it? LIE TO ME GOD DAMN IT!
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I mean I will say shaving your head is cheaper than going to a barber. Though I do one time want do that hot towel old timey barber shave just once to feel balder than a 32 year old porn star pretending to be 18.
I did that one time before going to officiate my friend's wedding actually
I got the full on royal treatment and beard line up. Hot towel, straight razor fresh out the autoclave and everything.
The barber was a super nice Lebanese guy too, made you feel really comfortable and confident and made really good conversation.
It cost a fortune...
But was it worth it? LIE TO ME GOD DAMN IT!
I would actually be lying to say it wasn't worth it
Because as an experience I think it's absolutely worth doing once.
It ran me about 160 with tip but I also bought a couple products (some skin lotion and beard cream)
I've been cutting my own hair with cheap $30 clippers for twenty one years now. Had a real bad time with a family of mostly female hairdressers, and swore to never pay for it as a service again. Have gotten pretty good at it!
Started noticing I was going bald a couple years ago and immediately starting shaving it down to the scalp/starting collecting fun hats (not that I'm trying to hide the bald, I just like having an excuse and not burning my skull/am learning to be more fashionable). Also I use the Pitbull Skull Shaver on my head about once a month, and it's worth it just for the "fun to rub your hands on it for a few days" factor, and I can usually talk one of my kids into doing it. You have to clean the thing inside out like, every single use though, which is a huge hassle
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
If I had to shave my head I would only do it with a very sharp machete
Oh that pitbull skull shaver is worth it? I saw an ad and I was thinking real hard about it.
And yeah I wear hats because I don't want a skullburn. The one I wear the most no shit is my faded felt fedora "M'lady"
I'm a fan, but you still have to shave your head down to the stubble with clippers first, then hit it with the skull shaver, and it needs cleaned every single time to work properly without jamming/hurting like hell, and it's got these tiny little watch pieces that you have to gently assemble back together. And, it is real good at setting up ingrown hairs, if you don't know what you're doing/your eleven year old hits the same spot sideways for five minutes
Its a once a month sort of thing, not an every weekend thing, but it feels fantastic
I go pay $20 to get my hair cut at Great Clips now.
Twenty fucking dollars!!!! Plus tip! So like $25!!!
You should go to Okay Clips, you don't really need to pay for greatness.
I really don’t! All I do is get my hair trimmed basically.
I do want to go get a hot lather shave though
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The guy who started this account was my old roommate, he died in a car wreck in 2009. I knew he was really invested in this place so I got on his computer and was gonna write a message about what happened. So I looked around trying to find a good place to break the news, and I couldn't bring myself to do it. So I just kinda...took over.
The only thing that could make this story any crazier is if it was actually true.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The guy who started this account was my old roommate, he died in a car wreck in 2009. I knew he was really invested in this place so I got on his computer and was gonna write a message about what happened. So I looked around trying to find a good place to break the news, and I couldn't bring myself to do it. So I just kinda...took over.
The only thing that could make this story any crazier is if it was actually true.
There’s no way I would ever believe this. You’ve had the exact same unique, slightly unhinged posting style your entire run here.
I'm in a ukulele group, but I generally don't sing very loud. So many of the group are women that the keys are chosen to suit their range. Not to brag, but we're performing at the local Wild Blueberry Festival in a week. Got that prime 10am slot.
While my gutturals aren't near as good as my cleans, this is what I'd bring to a uke group:
I actually have a solid body electric uke. It's sort of dubious quality and has a buzz to it if you're not actively holding the strings, but it's a fun little gimmick to play around with sometimes.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I have a really nice acoustic guitar a friend gave to me that I can’t play for shit.
I have a really nice acoustic guitar a friend gave to me that I can’t play for shit.
You'll get there just keep plugging away at it
I'm still not very much better at guitar myself, my progress I've made is all very slight
Mostly it's just a nice thing to sit and focus on for a while that requires your attention and coordination, I find it to be relaxing to just strum through some chords or scales and recenter yourself in a way. Kinda meditative.
I actually have a solid body electric uke. It's sort of dubious quality and has a buzz to it if you're not actively holding the strings, but it's a fun little gimmick to play around with sometimes.
I'm laughing at this for entirely the wrong reasons, because I remembered what this is also slang for
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My hair is as thick as Lizzo on my head though. That’s never going anywhere.
There was an ad for like a head shaver specifically and I was super tempted.
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How do you do it?
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I never bother to actually shave it with a blade that's a waste of time
While you were studying the guitar, I was studying the blade.
or wait, is it blockchain?
just with a regular old 20$ shaver.
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I don't have the energy to actually shave my head
Balding, bearded, bespectacled is quite the meme isn't it?
Followed closely by buzz cut, bearded, bespectacled
At one point, three of my coworkers and I all had the same thing going on
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I did that one time before going to officiate my friend's wedding actually
I got the full on royal treatment and beard line up. Hot towel, straight razor fresh out the autoclave and everything.
The barber was a super nice Lebanese guy too, made you feel really comfortable and confident and made really good conversation.
It cost a fortune...
But was it worth it? LIE TO ME GOD DAMN IT!
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I would actually be lying to say it wasn't worth it
Because as an experience I think it's absolutely worth doing once.
It ran me about 160 with tip but I also bought a couple products (some skin lotion and beard cream)
Granted it was also still 2018
i didn't know any of your cats cost you $20
most of them were free!
The local one I see charges $23, I tip him $5, see him every three weeks
I think he does a serviceable job
Living in the middle of nowhere does have a few perks I guess
Started noticing I was going bald a couple years ago and immediately starting shaving it down to the scalp/starting collecting fun hats (not that I'm trying to hide the bald, I just like having an excuse and not burning my skull/am learning to be more fashionable). Also I use the Pitbull Skull Shaver on my head about once a month, and it's worth it just for the "fun to rub your hands on it for a few days" factor, and I can usually talk one of my kids into doing it. You have to clean the thing inside out like, every single use though, which is a huge hassle
And yeah I wear hats because I don't want a skullburn. The one I wear the most no shit is my faded felt fedora "M'lady"
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If you tell me you carry an umbrella sword…
no no let me
Twenty fucking dollars!!!! Plus tip! So like $25!!!
I'm a fan, but you still have to shave your head down to the stubble with clippers first, then hit it with the skull shaver, and it needs cleaned every single time to work properly without jamming/hurting like hell, and it's got these tiny little watch pieces that you have to gently assemble back together. And, it is real good at setting up ingrown hairs, if you don't know what you're doing/your eleven year old hits the same spot sideways for five minutes
Its a once a month sort of thing, not an every weekend thing, but it feels fantastic
You should go to Okay Clips, you don't really need to pay for greatness.
I really don’t! All I do is get my hair trimmed basically.
I do want to go get a hot lather shave though
The only thing that could make this story any crazier is if it was actually true.
There’s no way I would ever believe this. You’ve had the exact same unique, slightly unhinged posting style your entire run here.
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You'll get there just keep plugging away at it
I'm still not very much better at guitar myself, my progress I've made is all very slight
Mostly it's just a nice thing to sit and focus on for a while that requires your attention and coordination, I find it to be relaxing to just strum through some chords or scales and recenter yourself in a way. Kinda meditative.
I'm laughing at this for entirely the wrong reasons, because I remembered what this is also slang for
How much is a cheap uke?