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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A nooner is having sex at noon, right?

    I don't think anyone should be doing that on an motorized cycle at 120 miles per hour.

    Whatever, GRANDPA, not all of us can do handstands at 300 mph like you ok

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    120 mph motorcycle sex at noon is bad

    69 mph motorcycle sex is nice anytime

    120 mph motorcycle sex is an early morning activity

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    I bought my PS1 and two games for $250 from the Toys'R'Us behind the Mall

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I remember my dad buying me Chrono Trigger at Toys R Us and it was like $80

  • Red RaevynRed Raevyn because I only take Bubble Baths Registered User regular
    I'm not quite 40 yet but my dirtbiking buddies are all over 60 and we get after some hard trails. Being old is fine, getting old can hold my goddamn beer while I launch over this log.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I remember my dad buying me Chrono Trigger at Toys R Us and it was like $80

    What the fuck? I hear these isolated stories from people of NES or SNES games costing $70, and my only reaction is "your toy stores fucking sucked". Toys R Us sold games for $50 (sometimes cheaper if they were bad), KB sold everything for about 20% more than Toys R Us, and my local Fred Meyer (basically like a Target) was competitive with Toys R Us. Were some of these price hikes regional or just dicky stores or what? Like all data I can find has games MSRPing for $50 or less until well into the aughts.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I remember my dad buying me Chrono Trigger at Toys R Us and it was like $80

    What the fuck? I hear these isolated stories from people of NES or SNES games costing $70, and my only reaction is "your toy stores fucking sucked". Toys R Us sold games for $50 (sometimes cheaper if they were bad), KB sold everything for about 20% more than Toys R Us, and my local Fred Meyer (basically like a Target) was competitive with Toys R Us. Were some of these price hikes regional or just dicky stores or what? Like all data I can find has games MSRPing for $50 or less until well into the aughts.

    I don’t know and I’m pretty sure it’s the only game I ever bought that cost that much too

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    mrpaku wrote: »
    I bought my PS1 and two games for $250 from the Toys'R'Us behind the Mall

    I got a psx when I got some settlement money from a car accident we were in as kids

    Uriel on
  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    I remember my dad buying me Chrono Trigger at Toys R Us and it was like $80

    All taking the slip of paper for the game from the wall of plastic sleeves up to the register, then handing over SO MUCH MONEY holy shit I have like multiple 20 dollar bills, I must be a millionaire, then getting that sweet sweet plastic wrapped box, with an actual instruction booklet inside, then that torturous ride home where you could look at this game, this magic treasure in your possession, and do nothing with it.

    Those were days

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I am awake at 6:30 am having spent the last 7 hours in bed with the worst night of restless leg in my life. At no point over that 7 hours could I get my right knee to not feel like "hey, you should really hyperextend me to relieve this" only to have no amount do anything to said feeling. It's the fucking worst. Like having an intense craving for orange juice, but in your knee.

    Stretch both legs (but not too much or I'll pull a hamstring while I'm laying), roll to my other side, fluff the top pillow, sandwich other hand precisely between pillows and just underneath my head (but not too much or it'll fall asleep), hyperextend other knee into my chest

    Repeat every five to twenty minutes for two to four hours every single night for the rest of my life

    I realized a few months ago that I hadn't gotten restless legs in awhile (or restless lower back which is just the worst). I think that change coincides with us getting a sweet new memory foam mattress. Worth checking it maybe?

    SirToasty on
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Red Raevyn wrote: »
    I'm not quite 40 yet but my dirtbiking buddies are all over 60 and we get after some hard trails. Being old is fine, getting old can hold my goddamn beer while I launch over this log.

    oh yeah the ADV Rider guys I'm on about are literally in like their 70s or 80s and have frequently been spending their retired life doing more miles in a year than I've done in five, not to mention probably riding longer than I've been able to walk

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I remember my dad buying me Chrono Trigger at Toys R Us and it was like $80

    What the fuck? I hear these isolated stories from people of NES or SNES games costing $70, and my only reaction is "your toy stores fucking sucked". Toys R Us sold games for $50 (sometimes cheaper if they were bad), KB sold everything for about 20% more than Toys R Us, and my local Fred Meyer (basically like a Target) was competitive with Toys R Us. Were some of these price hikes regional or just dicky stores or what? Like all data I can find has games MSRPing for $50 or less until well into the aughts.

    I don’t know and I’m pretty sure it’s the only game I ever bought that cost that much too

    Back in the day when things came on cartridges, the bigger the game, the more memory on the cart they had to include, thus raising the price to manufacture. So big, long RPGs tended to be more expensive than platformers or the like, because they had to include bigger storage on the cart.

    Also stuff like the Super FX chip, which was basically a little graphics chip that was IN THE CART rather than in the console itself. Stuff like that could inflate the price as well.

    With the transition to CDs, manufacturing became more uniform (you just print more discs, which were cheap, than include expensive chips) so prices became more related to budgets and marketing.

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Kirby's Superstar was $70 on initial release.

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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Feels great to be 31

    My body is only in mild constant pain

    I've only wasted less than half my life

    Only my knee joints make noise

    Basically still a child

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I remember when I would always defend Nintendo’s decision to stick with cartridges.

    I was an idiot.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Anyone else think this thread was maybe about Synthetic Orange's birthday or something.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Anyone else think this thread was maybe about Synthetic Orange's birthday or something.

    No

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Anyone else think this thread was maybe about Synthetic Orange's birthday or something.

    I feel like I got in a bunch of petty slap fights with Synthetic Orange when I was a dumbass 16-y/o in my early days on here (but then I did that with a lot of forumers back then)

    but I do hope that weirdo is doing well wherever they are

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    I remember when I would always defend Nintendo’s decision to stick with cartridges.

    I was an idiot.

    There were pros and cons. CD's were probably better in the long run, but good lord those early CD load times sucked ass.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I remember when I would always defend Nintendo’s decision to stick with cartridges.

    I was an idiot.

    There were pros and cons. CD's were probably better in the long run, but good lord those early CD load times sucked ass.

    yeah this is why the Chrono Trigger PS1 edition is so bad, the cartridge really could just blast the game directly to the console in a way that CDs never could catch up with

    it's funny that with digital installation to SSDs, we've only finally come back around to that kind of instant loading as an option in cutting-edge video game design (and even then it's only taken for granted on like, PS5 exclusives)

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The original release of FFVI on PS1 is one of the few versions I never finished.

    I couldn’t STAND the slight loading times for each menu.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2023
    My friend has a younger brother who recently graduated with a mechanical engineering degree and landed a job in the r&d department at a self driving car startup, where he designs boxes that other engineers can put things in.

    I have no complaints about this. Well i have some, due to my thoughts on autononous cars, but theyre tangential. Box design is a noble profession. Square things are important in today's society.

    My complaint is that he thinks we do (at heart) the same job. And he always asks me how my work is going and then nods along with "ah yes, research, it's a funny old game, right?"

    Get off my LAWN you CHILD.

    tynic on
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Kirby's Superstar was $70 on initial release.

    This is so weird to me because I have this calcified mental framework that (new release/“big name”) SNES and N64 games always cost $50. (And Tiger Handheld games cost $20.)

    And I’ve got specific memories of buying stuff like SMW2 Yoshi’s Island and having exactly $50 to be able to get it (my dad paid the tax).

    Or when I wanted to buy Mario Kart 64, I only had $45 but I didn’t want it to sell out at Kmart… so I put a copy on layaway for the week it would take me to earn the rest I needed. (Which in retrospect was simultaneously wasting the money I’d put on a layaway fee, but also I was set on getting this game and could not have handled it selling out)

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I joined this forum when I was 80 and today I'm over 115 years young thanks to a shot of vinegar on the hour every hour


    Actually a real trick I have for continuing to feel young is that I had pretty rough chronic pain in college, like horrendous foot cramping and pain whenever I walked anywhere. Turns out my hamstrings were like 1000% tighter than they should be and I've since managed to undo that pretty well. So now I feel like Benjamin Button whenever I walk somewhere!

    Do what you can to elect Harris/Walz and downticket Dem candidates in your area by doorknocking, phonebanking, or postcarding: https://www.mobilize.us/
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    I remember my dad buying me Chrono Trigger at Toys R Us and it was like $80

    All taking the slip of paper for the game from the wall of plastic sleeves up to the register, then handing over SO MUCH MONEY holy shit I have like multiple 20 dollar bills, I must be a millionaire, then getting that sweet sweet plastic wrapped box, with an actual instruction booklet inside, then that torturous ride home where you could look at this game, this magic treasure in your possession, and do nothing with it.

    Those were days

    This was something I loved about getting games back in the day - the whole process made the purchase feel more significant somehow, or more special

    Except for the times you would wait and wait and wait, and they would come back and tell you they don't have the game you wanted in stock, even though they still clearly had slips for the game out on the sales floor

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    the first videogame I ever bought for myself was Morrowind: Game of the Year edition, at a Gamestop next to the Supercuts I'd get my shitty little kid haircuts at

    it was also the videogame that made me upgrade my computer for the first time, because my rig just could not handle it

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Weird how I'm now too old to be "young" but simultaneously not old enough to be considered a real adult by the antediluvian vampires that are sucking our world dry of blood while the sky burns around us.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i will be 19 forever

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    First video game I remember buying for myself was Final Fantasy 1

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My first ever CD was The Bodyguard Soundtrack!

  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    I had to explain to people what Starsiege: Tribes was like to people a couple times recently, and I am pretty sure I developed some liver spots describing LPBs.

    As the years pass, I find myself enjoying more and more Big Dog t-shirts. Is it ironic enjoyment? I sure as hell hope so

  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    In recent months, my, "how's it going?" at the taproom was met with, "hey, what up, old man?" and it was like . . . yeah, ok, true, but c'mon . . .

    Last pint: Ridgeback Red / Block 15 - Untappd: TheJudge_PDX
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    If I'm as old as George I guess I really need to work on having more sex and eating more pastrami sandwiches

    Happiness is within reach!
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I'm in this weird limbo where I feel old because I remember cassettes, and only 4 channels on TV, and phone books, and my fingers are numb when I wake up most mornings, hangovers are awful, and I don't understand tiktok. But I also still feel like a kid because I've never had a career or my own proper home. Add on the Peter Pan effect of being trans and feeling like you never got to grow up, and being a trans guy specifically so everyone thinks I'm 15 years younger than I am. Feels weird.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tribes! We set up a LAN in my Technology class my senior year and played a shit load of Tribes

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2023
    I remember visiting a fancy mall in downtown San Francisco once in the 00s to see a movie, then checking out an arcade afterwards and they had a room full of what I think were Starsiege machines set up like arcade machines and networked together.

    Or it might have been Starsiege Tribes, or some other game entirely and my memory is playing tricks on me.

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ahh high school

    Tribes
    Video Toasters
    Bryce 3D

    Memories

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    matthias00 wrote: »
    I had to explain to people what Starsiege: Tribes was like to people a couple times recently, and I am pretty sure I developed some liver spots describing LPBs.

    As the years pass, I find myself enjoying more and more Big Dog t-shirts. Is it ironic enjoyment? I sure as hell hope so

    Did you hurt yourself describing skiing or did you stop before then?

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