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Penny Arcade - Comic - Charcuterie Board

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Charcuterie Board!

Penny Arcade - Comic - Charcuterie Board

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    But is it cage free, gluten free, certified organic, ethically sourced, Fair Trade dong?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Overkillengine wrote: »
    But is it cage free, gluten free, certified organic, ethically sourced, Fair Trade dong?

    Sure, but it's from a facility that also handles nuts

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Overkillengine wrote: »
    But is it cage free, gluten free, certified organic, ethically sourced, Fair Trade dong?

    Sure, but it's from a facility that also handles nuts

    Can the mods put a warning next to this thread before hundreds, possibly thousands of people ruin their keyboards and laptops by spitting coffee all over their desk? :smiley:

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    There aren't actually that many options or any customizations you can do. Conan this is not.

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  • MirkelMirkel FinlandRegistered User regular
    Tofystedeth wrote: »
    There aren't actually that many options or any customizations you can do. Conan this is not.

    Just wait for the mods to fix this injustice.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Tofystedeth wrote: »
    There aren't actually that many options or any customizations you can do. Conan this is not.

    One of the latest mods is to offer larger dick sizes for female orcs specifically.

  • LttlefootLttlefoot Registered User regular
    Character customization went too far when a link to the past let you name yourself

  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Overkillengine wrote: »
    But is it cage free, gluten free, certified organic, ethically sourced, Fair Trade dong?

    Sure, but it's from a facility that also handles nuts

    Sigh, couldn't have set that up better if I had been trying to.

    Anywho, I think the last panel was a missed opportunity. Obviously you'd not go to a barber, you'd go to a dicktor.

  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    I find it kind of amazing that nobody is talking about the barber pole. That is quality cartooning right there.

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Tofystedeth wrote: »
    There aren't actually that many options or any customizations you can do. Conan this is not.

    One of the latest mods is to offer larger dick sizes for female orcs specifically.

    I simultaneously want and very much do not want to know more.

  • MarcinMNMarcinMN Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    I find it kind of amazing that nobody is talking about the barber pole. That is quality cartooning right there.

    Ha, I actually didn't notice the overall shape of the pole until you pointed it out.

    "It's just as I've always said. We are being digested by an amoral universe."

    -Tycho Brahe
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Tofystedeth wrote: »
    There aren't actually that many options or any customizations you can do. Conan this is not.

    One of the latest mods is to offer larger dick sizes for female orcs specifically.

    I simultaneously want and very much do not want to know more.

    BG3 basically has Masc/Femme body types, faces, and voices, with variations like skinny v strong and you can just mix and match any components you choose.

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  • Emperor MegamanEmperor Megaman Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    I find it kind of amazing that nobody is talking about the barber pole. That is quality cartooning right there.

    I need to look more carefully at the art. i missed when i first read.

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