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  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I have gotten past that very first opening bit

    I want to make a new character already

    eldritch knight seems cool, there's spears and halberds!

    or or shroom drood

    or or or oathbreaker paladin that seems like it has a ton of fun stuff


    argh

    You can change everything but your character's appearance (including name and gender and voice) and race at any time starting like 8% of the way through the game

    Cowardice!!! COWARDICE

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    The whole "work" conversation really kills my soul, and by that I mean working really kills my soul, and the fact of the matter is, given my diagnoses, and general health status, the odds of me living to see retirement are essentially 0 outside of winning the lottery, so there is literally no end in sight..... Yeah, it's one of those existential dread inducing issues that I deal with exclusively thru denial, repression, and distraction cause facing it head on is just....

    SO i hear you can fuck a bear in BG3 eh? or is it you can fuck AS a bear?

    Also maybe a bit late to the convo but spider-rats are obviously the kings of the Skitter Game so there's that?

    I'm struggling with employment (in general, like the whole *waves hands* thing) so I sympathize.

    As for bear fucking in BG3
    One of your fuckable teammates is a Druid who can shapeshift into a bear.

    There's a dialogue path where you can encourage him to stay in bear form while you get down

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    What if the aliens dont understand hierarchy so we explain it and then they do capitalism too

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    What if we give aliens the brainworms

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    cowardice? more like cowabunga dude

    Psn:wazukki
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Tumin wrote: »
    What if the aliens dont understand hierarchy so we explain it and then they do capitalism too

    Aliens already bought Earth and are here to tell humanity it has 14 days to evict the premises.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    What if the aliens dont understand hierarchy so we explain it and then they do capitalism too

    I just saw that movie too

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Timed Load is actually my stripper na

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Timed Load is actually my stripper na

    Permanent Press

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Heavy Soils

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I saw a commercial where they talked about a certified used car that gets a factory 360 degree inspection. So they look at all sides of the car…I mean I’d be pissed if they are like we only do a 180 degree inspection, fuck the left side you’re on your own.

  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Heavy Soils

    Delicates.

    Tub Clean.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Oh dang, Natalie Portman is back on the market

    *pops a tic-tac*

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh dang, Natalie Portman is back on the market

    *pops a tic-tac*

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    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    i had a delightful event in BG3 that made me laugh a bit, as it provided deeper understanding of one of the companions.

    Companion+Story Spoilers
    Companion is Lae'zel
    Deep in Act 1 - Auntie Ethel
    When I went to confront her, and told her guest about their brothers - Lae'zel disapproved. I assume it was because we lost an avenue to extract the brain worm. Which is hilarious, because it reveals how insecure Lae'zel is about the creche path. Feel bad for her. She's like a true believer that has been promoted to her first management position and just fucking it up by trying to be the tyrant her previous bosses were to her.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh dang, Natalie Portman is back on the market

    *pops a tic-tac*

    i got this
    i hate sand too

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Huh Dark and Darker went live for real

    Damn

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Is it “Black X” now or are we all going to just keep calling it Twitter because fuck that guy.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Is it “Black X” now or are we all going to just keep calling it Twitter because fuck that guy.

    Twitter

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Huh Dark and Darker went live for real

    Damn

    If any butts are diving into this lemme know if it’s still fantasy pubg

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I'm behind because I didn't play much the last two days
    Killed the phase spiders in the well but backed out when I found the spider matron. Also my camp has a doggy now!

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    @Weaver https://youtu.be/bqPC2ohHEsA

    Springfield is releasing a new manufacture "tanker" M1A and this thing fucks. The walnut is so nice. They ported the barrel and apparently it's incredibly tame (and very loud).

    It's nothing I'm going to spend $1700 on just because I've got other hobbies but *whistles*

    My scout has the walnut, it is primo.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Ok that M1A tanker looks sick as fuck

    It's so crazy for decades after WW2 you could get them for nothing. There was a Young Shooters club you could join where you were given one with your dues.

    The whole post WW2 surplus to camping thing was genius though, and probably saved a lot of parks and wildlife from the baby boom

    For clarification, Springfields M1A line is based on the old M14, not the WWII M1 Garand.

  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    My focus demon looked at all the good work I did yesterday and the weekend and how well I was doing so being organised and said "not today you don't"

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    My focus demon looked at all the good work I did yesterday and the weekend and how well I was doing so being organised and said "not today you don't"

    Shut up demon 😠

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Sandra Bullock's Longtime Partner Bryan Randall Dead at 57 After Private 3-Year Battle with ALS


    Jesus she has had a rough go poor woman

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Dark and Darker going live against BG3 is a bold strategy, Cotton

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Okay. Lighter session. My arm still hurts; I'm certain I pulled something last week now.

    Shooting left handed properly makes a TON of difference. who knew, actually lining up with your dominant eye makes things easier! I'm also able to draw the bow more like what I would expect. Everything is just easier, and I felt like a badass again... until I encountered fire. That is all I'll say.

    I did appreciate being able to fall back and sit down to crouch in reeds though. Fucking stealth sections hit differently when you are the one they are actively looking for. Thankfully, they are dumb.

    Judging on the map select, I think I'm about halfway through the game. Which is ... damn. that's a lot of game.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    thinking about xenosaga again

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    You don't even have to hate a company or the people running it to use the wrong name for one of their products.

    It's always morally correct to fuck up a corporate rebrand, weaken their trademarks, or to use the name of a competitor's product when demonstrating theirs.

    You simply can't go wrong spitting on a business

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    So, my noise cancelling headphones cancelled the sound of my ups beeping so my computer just did an emergency shutdown as the battery was drained. Whoops.

    Oh, and the power came back on before I stood up. Like, 10 seconds after my computer shut off.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    What if the aliens dont understand hierarchy so we explain it and then they do capitalism too

    I just saw that movie too

    in a similar vein, I was just thinking I'd be down for a remake of Alien Nation.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    I favor admitting twitter’s demise.

  • marajimaraji Registered User regular
    In BG3, is there a way to delay your action until later?

  • xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69?xXx_bLunTmaSTeR_420x69? Registered User regular
    maraji wrote: »
    In BG3, is there a way to delay your action until later?

    No, all party members on one initiative are mixable, no delayed anything though

  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    I favor admitting twitter’s demise.

    It doesn't even work most of the times I forget and try to click a Twitter video!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Atomika wrote: »
    Oh dang, Natalie Portman is back on the market

    *pops a tic-tac*

    Okay, Jonathan Safran Foer.

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    WHO THE HELL WOULD CHEAT ON NATALIE PORTMAN?!

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