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Does thou covet mine secret book?
Endless_Serpents
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Soon I must depart the internet for many moons, but perhaps not for all time.
Before this, and far more importantly, who amongst you desires the secret book I have locked away within the secret vault beneath the Costa Coffee opposite Cambyslang Dental Care?
To earn it, you must draw for me a powerful sigil in the form of an artistic rendition of whatever you think would look nice on my bedside table.
Once the final entrant is through a vote shall be held. The winner will receive my secret book and I shall frame their work of art. Then? Then I am gone.
Before this, and far more importantly, who amongst you desires the secret book I have locked away within the secret vault beneath the Costa Coffee opposite Cambyslang Dental Care?
To earn it, you must draw for me a powerful sigil in the form of an artistic rendition of whatever you think would look nice on my bedside table.
Once the final entrant is through a vote shall be held. The winner will receive my secret book and I shall frame their work of art. Then? Then I am gone.
Does thou covet mine secret book? 55 votes
Yes.
5%
3 votes
No.
9%
5 votes
What?
7%
4 votes
I will draw a horse
3%
2 votes
Bye!
3%
2 votes
Snakes! Snakes! SNAAAKES!
5%
3 votes
Next Top Goblin
21%
12 votes
Clocks
3%
2 votes
I require a liminal consultation
25%
14 votes
Yes!
14%
8 votes
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Secondly don't leave us
Aw. I’ve said this before but you’re a good egg Cello. You’re downright splendid. I jus’ need a break to go fulfil my lifelong dream of being the strange shaded entity that gives cryptic warnings to heroes and prophesies doom to villains.
It’s being advertised on Totaljobs.com in my area.
The Larlar was implied. The Larlar is in every post, in every heartbeat.
I must! There are things I must do, and I need a clear head for it. I was actually gonna leave earlier this year but it’s been harder to get off the internet that you’d think. Getting there though. This is the last spot!
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Anyways some of you folks draw me a picture or something. You get a secret book out of it! What’s inside it? Secrets, of course!
http://sketchtoy.com/71208567
this rules, also
http://sketchtoy.com/71208569
You’ve said how much you earn writing now.
Satans..... hints.....
Grrrrrrrrrr!
leaving the forums behind like Rosie O'Donnell's character in Harriet the Spy
knew it had to happen someday
As you can see I haven’t done it…yet
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Should have used a stamina system smh
I have determined the best thing to put on your bedside table
I cannot reveal too much, but within its pages is the secret to eternal youth and a dope list of songs I like and this one page? This one page has a doodle of my dog on it.
that…
I appreciate that.
Then I’ll make a voting thread, and just use the forum poll system or maybe an evil google poll if we get eleven entrants which I do not foresee.
Then we’ll close that on Tuesday, some time (GMT) and I’ll post the book to the winner’s house or whatever address they want.
Nice.
A myriad at least.
http://sketchtoy.com/71208944
http://sketchtoy.com/71209040
http://sketchtoy.com/71209044
Well seems fairly close actually
No it’s art man, you gotta look at it from far away, like in a gallery. Step back.
Never trust someone who wants the book.
get to drawing then
May my sacrificial tribute bring you emotions.
I’ll do the contest thread in about eight hours. Good luck artists!
When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!"
What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash.
How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.
Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.