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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    chopping garlic isnt that hard hth

    Chopping garlic is easy, it's peeling it thats the worst

    Hit or firmly press it with the flat of a knife

    this doesn't always work and also what if I don't want it crushed

    I feel like the only thing that actually makes it easy to peel garlic is for the garlic to have dried out slightly

    brand new head of garlic, flip a coin to see if it comes off super easy or if it's going to be one of those fiddly bastards


    but if I've left it in the fridge for a bit after that - ideally extra long because I forgot about it and bought and used some other head of garlic in the mean time - comes right off, super easy

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Tater tot casserole is not something I've made before but I'm pretty sure we'd eat it.

    What I need though is a breakfast casserole recipe I can't fuck up.

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Top 5 sinful "ingredients"
    - Mascarpone
    - Capers
    - Beschamel sauce
    - White veal stock
    - Tempered chocolate

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Also you really can get rid of the garlic smell on your hands by rubbing your hands with a metal spoon under running water.

    Lots of restaurants will just have a little metal bar soap lookin' thing designed for getting garlic and onion smell off your hands.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I just don't like how the jarred garlic tastes, I am all about convenience. Before I found the holy grail - bag of peeled cloves - I used the tubes of garlic when I was feeling lazy. This stuff was like a solid B+:

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    chopping garlic isnt that hard hth

    Chopping garlic is easy, it's peeling it thats the worst

    Hit or firmly press it with the flat of a knife

    this doesn't always work and also what if I don't want it crushed

    I feel like the only thing that actually makes it easy to peel garlic is for the garlic to have dried out slightly

    brand new head of garlic, flip a coin to see if it comes off super easy or if it's going to be one of those fiddly bastards


    but if I've left it in the fridge for a bit after that - ideally extra long because I forgot about it and bought and used some other head of garlic in the mean time - comes right off, super easy

    Yeah, old large-clove garlic is easy to peel. The skin basically ejects with a light touch. If it's fresh and one of those spicier small-clove cultivars, forget it.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    navgoose wrote: »
    Tater tot casserole is not something I've made before but I'm pretty sure we'd eat it.

    What I need though is a breakfast casserole recipe I can't fuck up.

    get a casserole dish, fill it with eggs and whatever fixins you want, top it with tater tots or hashbrowns and cheese, bake it until the eggs are cooked (probably like 10-15 minutes at 350)

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    chopping garlic isnt that hard hth

    Chopping garlic is easy, it's peeling it thats the worst

    Hit or firmly press it with the flat of a knife

    this doesn't always work and also what if I don't want it crushed

    I feel like the only thing that actually makes it easy to peel garlic is for the garlic to have dried out slightly

    brand new head of garlic, flip a coin to see if it comes off super easy or if it's going to be one of those fiddly bastards


    but if I've left it in the fridge for a bit after that - ideally extra long because I forgot about it and bought and used some other head of garlic in the mean time - comes right off, super easy

    Yeah, old large-clove garlic is easy to peel. The skin basically ejects with a light touch. If it's fresh and one of those spicier small-clove cultivars, forget it.

    the trick is to have a very messy fridge where vegetables go to die

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dicing garlic into small pieces sucks. It takes so long or I haven’t figured out how to do it quickly.

    If a recipe calls for it I will mostly just use a garlic press instead.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I'm going to try the microwave trick tonight and report back.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    I'm going to try the microwave trick tonight and report back.

    The reason I've never tried it is because I assume it immediately shortens the life of the whole head of garlic to like 1-2 days. Fine if you're going to use the whole thing immediately but no good otherwise. It did not seem to work great with single cloves.

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    I go through so much garlic. Virtually every dish I make uses garlic. So I go through anywhere between 4-8 cloves a day

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I have selective Ingredient snobbery.

    Sometimes savings of cost, time, or prep win out over the "best" option.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Dicing garlic into small pieces sucks. It takes so long or I haven’t figured out how to do it quickly.

    If a recipe calls for it I will mostly just use a garlic press instead.

    like, even pieces? or just small

    because I'm with DK it's only the peeling that sucks

    fucking slam it with the flat of the knife, chop, sprinkle some salt, mush with knife chop mush chop, perf

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Dicing garlic into small pieces sucks. It takes so long or I haven’t figured out how to do it quickly.

    If a recipe calls for it I will mostly just use a garlic press instead.

    have you tried getting good at knife skills?

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I do find the "it's annoying and takes too long" thing about garlic a little weird since it's like 3-5 minutes and you're already coooking which is likely a 30min+ activity.

    Whippy wrote: »
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    I like to ART
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I use a pull-chopper for onions, garlic, peppers and celery (and even carrots). Incredibly quick.

    You still have to peel the garlic, but you can get a little plastic roller that does that with friction pretty quick

    Peeling onions still fuckin sucks unfort

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Dicing garlic into small pieces sucks. It takes so long or I haven’t figured out how to do it quickly.

    If a recipe calls for it I will mostly just use a garlic press instead.

    It doesn't take too long to just dice it with a chef's knife, but it isn't as fast as doing with with a garlic press.

    🤷‍♂️

    For me its worth the time and energy not to own or have to clean a garlic press.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Dicing garlic into small pieces sucks. It takes so long or I haven’t figured out how to do it quickly.

    If a recipe calls for it I will mostly just use a garlic press instead.

    if you actually need a haute cuisine immaculate dice where the pieces are all little identical cubes, then there's no trick. Just a sharp knife, skill, and time.

    If you just want it in small irregular pieces roughly the same size, you can just go ham with a knife: chopchopchop, turn 90º, chopchopchop, repeat until it's uniform but not liquid.

    But yeah there are vanishingly few recipes that need minced but pressed is not ok, so by all means use a press.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Top 5 sinful "ingredients"
    - Mascarpone
    - Capers
    - Beschamel sauce
    - White veal stock
    - Tempered chocolate

    this is basically just saying italy is sinful


    I might be able to be convinced that mascarpone is sin, yes

    but bechamel? no constituent of lasagne can be sin.

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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I don’t cook so I basically only have good memories of peeling garlic

    Both memories of peeling garlic as a kid because I got to help out in the kitchen in a way that felt fun to me, or memories of peeling garlic for myself as an adult because it meant I was in a rare mental state where I actually wanted to cook

    I also like how it smells on my hands since I like garlic

    I’m sure that if I cooked regularly I would see it as a chore

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I think people really underestimate the efficacy of a pull-chopper. I definitely did.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Baldurs gate 3 patch 5 adds an actual playable epilogue with 3000 or so extra lines dialogue

    Best game ever

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Cleaning garlic presses is the worst

    Real monkey's paw of a device

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    the real garlic was the friends we made along the way

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    perhaps ten years ago I broke the garlic press from pressing garlic and the idea of this being something their design let happen offended me so greatly that I've never touched one since

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Italy knows what it did

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Italy knows what it did

    It was fascism.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I think people really underestimate the efficacy of a pull-chopper. I definitely did.

    I have never heard of this item so I looked it up. It appears to be a small food processor with no motor, that you run with a pull cord like you're trying to start a chainsaw?

    I mean if it works for you definitely keep using it, but I can't imagine it would be faster than knife + cutting board for me, factoring in cleanup.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    I don’t cook so I basically only have good memories of peeling garlic

    Both memories of peeling garlic as a kid because I got to help out in the kitchen in a way that felt fun to me, or memories of peeling garlic for myself as an adult because it meant I was in a rare mental state where I actually wanted to cook

    I also like how it smells on my hands since I like garlic

    I’m sure that if I cooked regularly I would see it as a chore

    no this is the correct way to think

    I cook regularly, the garlic is never a chore

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    This slap chop erasure

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    garlic always goes almost last into the pan so garlic chopping time is free time - onion's in there sizzling, stuff has been set in motion, I don't need to hurry with the garlic

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i just have no time for "doing x is easy" talk

    jarlic makes life easier, cuts out time on an annoying process

    i decided recently i'm on a personal crusade against ingredient snobbery

    which i will undertake part time

    when i feel punchy

    I’m fairly onboard with this crusade

    I adore haute cuisine but also the benefit of expensive ingredients is mostly made equivocal if the person cooking doesn’t really know what they’re doing.

    Claire and Kenji could shop at Aldi and still make delicious food. I really enjoy how unpretentious both of them are. This was also Bourdain’s big soapbox.

    Get really good at cooking first. Then you can go ham on the ingredients if you want, but only then.

    Atomika on
  • NoneoftheaboveNoneoftheabove Just a conforming non-conformist. Twilight ZoneRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Enjoy cat.

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    Hard day at the litterbox, kitty? I feel like I should be listening to their troubles.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Cleaning garlic presses is the worst

    Real monkey's paw of a device

    I have this one and it's amazing: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/ikea-365-vaerdefull-garlic-press-black-20152158/

    The design of it means the little garlic squeeze chamber swings open for cleaning, meaning you never have to dig anything out. A sponge, running water, and a few seconds. It's amazing.

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