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  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    one of my coworkers has a Kangal / Great Pyrenees mix that is the size of a regular human, he is a very large boi, like ~120lbs, 3ft at the shoulders

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    start a series of those satisfying hydraulic press videos except it's that dog chomping things with its mouth

    "My name's Coyote Peterson and I am now entering the bite zone"

    Is this the guy who gets bit by the world’s most painful bugs and shit on purpose for internet clicks?

    He's basically Steve Irwin's spiritual successor, yes. He does know what he's doing most of the time, and has measures in place to mitigate the danger but he definitely takes some big risks

    I love that guy. Dude is putting himself through hell for science.

    Everybody doing a PhD: Join the club

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    edited December 2023
    i learned about dholes today

    doggos go beep beep beep

    edit: oh so this is a nature documentary and these animals do a successful hunt so now you're warned in case that's something you're sensitive to
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxG3p7LO8v0

    asofyeun on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    That is a fox what goes beep.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Today I read a study that shows a strong, statistically significant correlation between toxoplasmosis infection and entrepreneurship.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well it had to be some kind of brainrot

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Makes sense.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Depressed risk aversion, dangerous attraction to fat cats. Checks out.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i learned all about rebound covid and the depths to which i will try to convince myself i am simply hungover and not sick

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I learned that my car was not overheating because of the thermostat, water pump, or clogged radiator. I did not learn why it is overheating. But i am closing in on it.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Chip Choc

    Chop cheese?

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    I learned to hold the space bar on my phone or iPad to be able to move the cursor anywhere.

    This changes everything.

    Civics is not a consumer product that you can ignore because you don’t like the options presented.
  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    WHAT??

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Shadowhope wrote: »
    I learned to hold the space bar on my phone or iPad to be able to move the cursor anywhere.

    This changes everything.

    Hah, neat, look at the little fella go.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah I accidentally learned that a while back

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Today I learned about the only US soldier who was ever executed for desertion since the Civil War, Eddie Slovik.

    Conscripted for World War 2 after a lively teenage years of minor crime like disturbing the peace and petty theft, he had a traumatic combat experience on the front lines as part of a rifle unit and asked to be reassigned to the rear. He also said, to his company commander, if refused he would simply run away. Brave or stupid, you decide. The company commander said that would count as desertion and he would be court-martialed if he did it.

    When he was refused, the very next day he left his unit, with the company commander trying to get him to rethink that decision, and walked several miles to a rear detachment where he wrote a note detailing his desertion and why he did it, giving it to one of the cooks. I... don't why he gave it to a cook.

    The cook immediately turned him in to military police, who then brought him back to his company commander. The company commander told him if he destroyed that note and rejoined the unit he'd forget everything that happened. Eddie refused and was brought to a lieutenant colonel, who gave him the same offer. Eddie refused and was told to then write a second note stating he understood what he was doing and the potential consequences of doing it. He did so, thinking jail time was preferable to being killed in battle, and was imprisoned.

    At his court martial he elected not to testify in his own defense and the guilty verdict was quickly issued. The punishment? Death by firing squad.

    This surprised Eddie for very good reason. While he was imprisoned he saw other deserters get court martialed and their punishment was dishonorable discharge followed by a prison sentence. He had assumed he'd receive the same and immediately pled for clemency from one Dwight D. Eisenhower, currently the Supreme Allied Commander and the one who had final say over Eddie's fate.

    However, Eddie had no way of knowing that his sentence had nothing to do with any notion of justice or punishment. Desertion had steadily been rising throughout the area and the Battle of the Bulge had just occurred. Eisenhower was going to sacrifice him as both a deterrent and a message and signed his death sentence.

    He was executed by firing squad the next month at 24 years old. His remains were buried in a mass plot used for rapists and thieves, the only ones who had ever been executed prior to him. His wife continually petitioned the government all her life to return his remains to her, and was refused every time. It wasn't until 1987 that Eddie's body was returned back to the United States and his military record made public, after the efforts of Bernard Calka, a WW2 veteran.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That story is so American it makes my head hurt

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Today I learned two things that severely fucked me up.

    The first is that Pablo Picasso died in October of 1973, far, far more recently than I'd imagined somehow.

    The second is that Aerosmith's first album came out in January of 1973, so Pablo Picasso could conceivably have listened to Aerosmith before he died.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Today I learned two things that severely fucked me up.

    The first is that Pablo Picasso died in October of 1973, far, far more recently than I'd imagined somehow.

    The second is that Aerosmith's first album came out in January of 1973, so Pablo Picasso could conceivably have listened to Aerosmith before he died.

    Steven Tyler killed Pablo Picasso?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Today I learned two things that severely fucked me up.

    The first is that Pablo Picasso died in October of 1973, far, far more recently than I'd imagined somehow.

    The second is that Aerosmith's first album came out in January of 1973, so Pablo Picasso could conceivably have listened to Aerosmith before he died.

    Steven Tyler killed Pablo Picasso?

    That would make Steven Tyler a hero and Steven Tyler ain’t no hero

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Today I learned two things that severely fucked me up.

    The first is that Pablo Picasso died in October of 1973, far, far more recently than I'd imagined somehow.

    The second is that Aerosmith's first album came out in January of 1973, so Pablo Picasso could conceivably have listened to Aerosmith before he died.

    Listening to All Fantasy Everything?

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Today I learned two things that severely fucked me up.

    The first is that Pablo Picasso died in October of 1973, far, far more recently than I'd imagined somehow.

    The second is that Aerosmith's first album came out in January of 1973, so Pablo Picasso could conceivably have listened to Aerosmith before he died.

    Listening to All Fantasy Everything?

    Yes and I got progressively more upset as that bit went on, I think I stopped it to yell stuff at my wife in the next room three times

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    I learned that Alan Wake 2 is on sale.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I learned that Alan Wake 2 is on sale.

    @Raijin Quickfoot

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    I learned that Jackie Robinson was a Lieutenant in the US Army during WW2, but never got deployed due to le racisme.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Racism, sometimes it works out!

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 6
    the only time I met my great-grandpa he told me about how he was friends with all of the "[affectionately meant horrible slur]" on the section because their superiors would make up reasons to punish the black soldiers and he'd be like "oh no, that was me, sorry" because he knew he wouldn't get in trouble. He also credits being friends with them for not being sent overseas.

    according to my dad, I would not have gotten along with my great-grandpa, but he wanted that story to be The One Thing he told his great-grandchild, how he helped people who were getting fucked with just because he could.
    Also man that guy could curse.

    this is both apropos and oh also today I learned that my cousin has a second (first) kid! they're an adult!

    Depressperado on
  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Racism, sometimes it works out!

    We did actually deploy the unit he was originally assigned to (the 761st "Black Panthers" Tank Battalion) and it saw heavy fighting, but Robinson had been transferred to a different unit because the (white) commander of the 761st refused to court martial Robinson for the crime of, checks notes, not moving to the back of a specifically un-segregated army bus. To make a long story short, Robinson was acquitted of all trumped up charges by the panel of all-white officers at his eventual trial but was never able to get back to the 761st.

  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    As an aside because now I'm doing research, when the 761st deployed Patton requested they be attached to his army and his welcome speech is classic Patton:
    Men, you're the first Negro tankers to ever fight in the American Army. I would never have asked for you if you weren't good. I have nothing but the best in my Army. I don't care what color you are as long as you go up there and kill those Kraut sonsofbitches. Everyone has their eyes on you and is expecting great things from you. Most of all your race is looking forward to your success. Don't let them down and damn you, don't let me down! They say it is patriotic to die for your country. Well, let’s see how many patriots we can make out of those German sonsofbitches.

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Today I learned texas a&m has a campus in qatar. Oil states stick together!

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    As an aside because now I'm doing research, when the 761st deployed Patton requested they be attached to his army and his welcome speech is classic Patton:
    Men, you're the first Negro tankers to ever fight in the American Army. I would never have asked for you if you weren't good. I have nothing but the best in my Army. I don't care what color you are as long as you go up there and kill those Kraut sonsofbitches. Everyone has their eyes on you and is expecting great things from you. Most of all your race is looking forward to your success. Don't let them down and damn you, don't let me down! They say it is patriotic to die for your country. Well, let’s see how many patriots we can make out of those German sonsofbitches.

    Any yet he assaulted a soldier suffering a ptsd break.

    Patton, a man of contrasts.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    As an aside because now I'm doing research, when the 761st deployed Patton requested they be attached to his army and his welcome speech is classic Patton:
    Men, you're the first Negro tankers to ever fight in the American Army. I would never have asked for you if you weren't good. I have nothing but the best in my Army. I don't care what color you are as long as you go up there and kill those Kraut sonsofbitches. Everyone has their eyes on you and is expecting great things from you. Most of all your race is looking forward to your success. Don't let them down and damn you, don't let me down! They say it is patriotic to die for your country. Well, let’s see how many patriots we can make out of those German sonsofbitches.

    Any yet he assaulted a soldier suffering a ptsd break.

    Patton, a man of contrasts.

    He also ordered a charge against the Bonus Army.

    Sounds like he did one cool thing, which is great, and also fuck him straight to hell.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I just enjoy any time someone goes ham on a dramatic style

    was Patton the one who wanted to nuke China or was that the other psychopath?

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    every time I read a Patton quote, in my head I hear him as Hunter Gathers from The Venture Bros.

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    I just enjoy any time someone goes ham on a dramatic style

    was Patton the one who wanted to nuke China or was that the other psychopath?

    Pretty sure that was MacArthur, but they're both shit.

  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    As an aside because now I'm doing research, when the 761st deployed Patton requested they be attached to his army and his welcome speech is classic Patton:
    Men, you're the first Negro tankers to ever fight in the American Army. I would never have asked for you if you weren't good. I have nothing but the best in my Army. I don't care what color you are as long as you go up there and kill those Kraut sonsofbitches. Everyone has their eyes on you and is expecting great things from you. Most of all your race is looking forward to your success. Don't let them down and damn you, don't let me down! They say it is patriotic to die for your country. Well, let’s see how many patriots we can make out of those German sonsofbitches.

    Any yet he assaulted a soldier suffering a ptsd break.

    Patton, a man of contrasts.

    He also ordered a charge against the Bonus Army.

    Sounds like he did one cool thing, which is great, and also fuck him straight to hell.

    He did several cool things and also several completely shit things; you should definitely not take my post as an endorsement of the man.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    every time I read a Patton quote, in my head I hear him as Hunter Gathers from The Venture Bros.

    I read that exactly the same

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm forever tainted by the George C Scott Patton movie and that is how he sounds and looks like to me.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Today I learned that Kane Red Robe endorses Patton.

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    TIL that Steve loves George Patton.

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