So my swiffer jet mop hasn't been shooting out the solution correctly for a few weeks. No big deal, it's broken, I'll grab another one.
Today, I learned that swiffer jet mops need batteries. I know this because, thinking my orginal one was broken, I bought a new one. After it was assembled I noticed it came with batteries, and that sparked an idea to check the orginal swiffer jet mop. Yup, not broken, just low on batteries. Bright note, I have a back up mop now.
Well i meant before he became full on sandworm. Like at the end of children he is basically wearing them like a suit by modifying his blood chemistry to get them to stick to him. They can cover his face like a stilsuit but can be peeled back so he can still speak. Admittedly at that point he is physically only like 12 or 13 i think, but he has already become a gestalt of many of his ancestors as a way to stave off the madness of prebirth awareness. So he would already have many lifetimes of memories of boning down (on both sides of the equation). So did he keep the sandworm on his dick like the rest of his body and just peel it back like the world's biggest foreskin when it was time to bone down? (I think canonically he never actually bones down)
Damn i was so focused on talking about the penis of a tween boy i forgot why i came in here. I just learned there is an exit on interest 75, exit 69, that goes to Big Beaver Road. Hell of a coincidence.
Damn i was so focused on talking about the penis of a tween boy i forgot why i came in here. I just learned there is an exit on interest 75, exit 69, that goes to Big Beaver Road. Hell of a coincidence.
Damn i was so focused on talking about the penis of a tween boy i forgot why i came in here. I just learned there is an exit on interest 75, exit 69, that goes to Big Beaver Road. Hell of a coincidence.
How many times has that sign been stolen?
The only sign i saw was the really really big ones they have on the interstate. I think you would need an actual crane to steal it so i doubt it has been stolen. Now every other sign mentioning big beaver road? Probably daily.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I know Dugger, IN has a Batman St and that sign was stolen a lot
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Mile marker 420 in Colorado got stolen so much they had to move it to 419.9.
Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Today I learned about The Palingoproer.
Whats that?
Well it’s also know as the Eel Riot of 1886. The riots started because police tried to stop people from playing the forbidden game of “eel pulling”
26 people died!
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
And for those who don’t already know
Palingtrekken, meaning eel pulling or eel drawing, was an old Amsterdam game. A rope was stretched over a canal, and a live eel was hung from it. The players had to sail underneath in boats and try to grab the slippery eel, with the risk of ending up in the water. Eel pulling was banned by the government as "cruel public entertainment".
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
okay so was the eel like, tied to the rope, or just hung over it?
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Handkerchiefs do not come with their own built-in slimy mucus generation, and I think attempts to make up the shortfall via human input would be seen as pretty disgusting even by 19th century standards.
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Sigmund Freud spent a solid month of his undergrad dissecting hundreds of eels trying to find one with testicles.
It turns out that the majority of freshwater eels spend most of their adult life without developed gonads. A fraction of the population appears to be pretty firmly female starting from some time in the larva stage, but most of them appear to develop either ovaries or testes based on environmental signals as they approach their breeding grounds in the Sargasso Sea right at the end of their lives.
Freud didn't discover this, he just had a really miserable month groping dead fish until finally finding one that appeared to have nards, which was either a genetic fluke or a mistake on his part. And that's when he decided that maybe sitting in a nice clean room thinking about sexual organs might be a more promising career.
For more startling facts about eels, read The Book of Eels by Patrik Svensson. His dad was a Swedish eel fisherman, so there's a lot of stuff about his dad that you can skim over if you're only here for the actual eels.
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After having not been to a doctor in a few years and waiting patiently for my dental cards to arrive [I have been bad about visits] I learned today that my cards are *digital* and I could have had this tooth looked at like last fuckin week
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Today, I learned that swiffer jet mops need batteries. I know this because, thinking my orginal one was broken, I bought a new one. After it was assembled I noticed it came with batteries, and that sparked an idea to check the orginal swiffer jet mop. Yup, not broken, just low on batteries. Bright note, I have a back up mop now.
fucksake I'm going to have to reset my "it is X days since you thought of the word 'beefswelling'" counter again
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How many times has that sign been stolen?
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if it's like everything else at subway it costs 3x as much for 1/2 the ingredients and 1/10th the flavor
The only sign i saw was the really really big ones they have on the interstate. I think you would need an actual crane to steal it so i doubt it has been stolen. Now every other sign mentioning big beaver road? Probably daily.
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I heard Batman St is the drop bear capital of the world
I'd be much more likely to steal Mile Marker 419.9, because this story makes it much funnier to me.
Good thing it's in between the main train station and PAX then.
Whats that?
Well it’s also know as the Eel Riot of 1886. The riots started because police tried to stop people from playing the forbidden game of “eel pulling”
26 people died!
Palingtrekken, meaning eel pulling or eel drawing, was an old Amsterdam game. A rope was stretched over a canal, and a live eel was hung from it. The players had to sail underneath in boats and try to grab the slippery eel, with the risk of ending up in the water. Eel pulling was banned by the government as "cruel public entertainment".
I imagine it had to be tied to it in some way or it would just slip off the rope.
Why they couldn’t use say…a handkerchief or something I do not know
Eel poaching and smuggling is a massive business to this day
This only sounds like a euphemism right
Actual eels or hagfish, which are very eel like?
I learned that the 5 stages of grief are not sequential or supposed to occur in a certain order. Don't know why i thought differently.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshwater_eel_poaching_and_smuggling
Humanity never fails to disappoint.
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It turns out that the majority of freshwater eels spend most of their adult life without developed gonads. A fraction of the population appears to be pretty firmly female starting from some time in the larva stage, but most of them appear to develop either ovaries or testes based on environmental signals as they approach their breeding grounds in the Sargasso Sea right at the end of their lives.
Freud didn't discover this, he just had a really miserable month groping dead fish until finally finding one that appeared to have nards, which was either a genetic fluke or a mistake on his part. And that's when he decided that maybe sitting in a nice clean room thinking about sexual organs might be a more promising career.
For more startling facts about eels, read The Book of Eels by Patrik Svensson. His dad was a Swedish eel fisherman, so there's a lot of stuff about his dad that you can skim over if you're only here for the actual eels.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
They're also not even really a universal thing, it's just pop psych.
no you fucking didn't...I'll give anything...this is such a bummer
eh, I guess it's fine
Ely in Cambridgeshire (possibly named after eels, but it's disputed) has an annual Eel Day
I used to go when I lived in Cambridge, and enjoy eel quiche, smoked eels, and eel-based arts and crafts
I'm a simple man.