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you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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Other than it being 94 degrees or some shit right now.
EDIT: Cel, it's not constant. It's just when he starts busting on me for liking the Cowboys.
And up with mini-skirts.
"I think it's a great idea!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
NY's pretty cool too
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You live in New York and you're a fucking Cowboys fan? You're fucking dead to me, deader even than you were before. That is sick.
Sick sick sick sick.
Fun fact - Few people know, but Jesus already came back. He assumed the pseudonym "Roger Staubach".
Fucking twisted fuckers.
Damn straight. Mid-west central states ftw.
That's their culture. Don't you judge them.
Dip your goblin in it
Play some Warhammer!
My elementary school used to do a "Father-Son Breakfast" where the lunch ladies would make a big breakfast and all the dads brought thier sons to school to eat breakfast and hear some speech by a local sports figure or newscaster or something. Well, it just happened that Roger Staubach was slated to be the speaker for one of these breakfasts. My dad loves the 'Boys so we were definitely going. (You have to understand, Roger Staubach was treated like a god in Dallas in the 80's. He still is in some places.) Roger Staubach gives his speech, everyone applauds, yada yada. He gets his breakfast and where does he sit to eat it? Right next to me. So, being 5, and having no real understanding of football or who I'm actually talking to, I talk about what every other 5 year old is concerned with during the 80's - NES. Turns out, Roger Staubach loved Nintendo. And you know what? He told me how to beat Ganon on Zelda. Roger Motherfucking Staubach taught me how to beat Ganon on Zelda for the NES.
He also complained that the controllers were too small for his hands. Apparently, Nintendo had to make him a custom one that was giant-sized.
Hrmmmm
The man makes a point.
I appreciate that it is there for lay-overs on the way to somewhere important.
I advise against voicing this stance any further, cel. One day you will enter a dark room and be met by a shadowy figure. In a swift and terrifying motion, Roger Staubach will rip your heart out of your chest with his bare hands. And while it throbs and pulsates in his outstreched palm he will growl
"Ka-Li-Mahhhhhhhhhhh"
I’m looking at Slate, and it seems they enjoy hating on Bush.
I almost got jumped yesterday, but then I said "Are you guys seriously gonna jump me?"
And that really deflated their energy, so they just said, "Man, Fuck you" and left.