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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Philomena Cunk would work better as a character if she had a real person name.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Good fight season 2 episode 7. Hmmm, that impeachment animation. "Nobody's above the law"...

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    Philomena Cunk would work better as a character if she had a real person name.

    The name having just the most repulsive mouthfeel imaginable is, maybe not the best part of the bit, but an integral component.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    There's a new Smarty Pants Society up on Dropout.

    Jacob's presentation includes
    still says 'doorknob' if you don't say 'safety' after you fart

    and it rocketed me back into the past like I was a frenchman biting into a little cake.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    Philomena Cunk would work better as a character if she had a real person name.

    That's just how British people's names are

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Philomena Cunk would work better as a character if she had a real person name.

    That's just how British people's names are

    Benedict Cumberbatch

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    asofyeun wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Philomena Cunk would work better as a character if she had a real person name.

    That's just how British people's names are

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Tuppence Middleton
    Cosmo Jarvis

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Merryweather Fripp

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Han Solo

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    I mean, we Americans have Mingus Reedus, so glass houses etc

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Reince Priebus

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    I mean, we Americans have Mingus Reedus, so glass houses etc

    Mingus is a Danish name, he was born in Denmark to a Danish mother. We don't have to fully accept that one!

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Crunch Buttstain!
    Beef McLargeHuge!
    Don Johnson! uh, wait...

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Dick Butkus

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Jarvis Cocker

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Dick Butkus

    most of our worst names are in football

    Mike Ditka

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Dick Trickle

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Bobson Dugnutt

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I love terrible real names, but Philomena Cunk is just the perfect juxtaposition of bizarre fairy tale name and a word that sounds like it has to be a slur to the point that I probably googled it first to check before I ever said it out loud.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    philomena is a realass name, is the the thing

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    philomena is a realass name, is the the thing

    no, it's actually short for ArmaLite Rifle

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    this is reminding me of that Daily Show segment where John Oliver solemnly reads the list of fallen British soldiers with increasingly ridiculous names that Jon Stewart was not prepared for.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Gene Appalboddum

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    philomena is a realass name, is the the thing

    no, it's actually short for ArmaLite Rifle

    No it's spelled ArmaLite Rifle but it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    philomena is a realass name, is the the thing

    Got its own movie even. And to be honest, Judith Olivia Dench is not that far from Philomena Cunk

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    Dizzy DDizzy D NetherlandsRegistered User regular
    Bobson Dugnutt
    Sleve McDichael
    Glenallen Mixon
    Dwigt Rortugal

    I mean Japan wouldn't lie to me about American names, right?

    Steam/Origin: davydizzy
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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    cabsy wrote: »
    I mean, we Americans have Mingus Reedus, so glass houses etc

    Mingus is a Danish name, he was born in Denmark to a Danish mother. We don't have to fully accept that one!

    0.003483% of the Danish population is named Mingus, so you'll have to drop that turd somewhere else.

    Though, there has been an increase in Mingi from last year to this year, with a whopping 4 new ones. Which is actually kind of impressive, given the name and the low numbers.


    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If I was named Mingus I'd be Moanin' about it all the time.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    would you guys rather be rich but have an absolutely ridiculous hilarious name

    or working class with a normal name

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    would you guys rather be rich but have an absolutely ridiculous hilarious name

    or working class with a normal name

    Rich.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Rich, and it's not even close

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Always rich.


    Then I’d start the Dorkus Malingus Schroedinger Scholarship.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I already have a silly name, where's my money

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I already have a silly name, where's my money

    I’ll PayPal you $3 for some nudes.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    you can change your name

    I can't go down to city hall and ask for several million dollars without a lot of guns then being pointed at me

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I find weird names to be a lot of fun. Unless it feels intentional like a lot of celebrity names.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Dizzy D wrote: »
    I mean Japan wouldn't lie to me about American names, right?

    No, no, Japan has its finger on the pulse of traditional American names: Firo Prochainezo, Ladd Russo, Jacuzzi Splot, Nice Holystone, Bartolo Runorata

    I see those sorts of names all the time in my classroom.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Dizzy D wrote: »
    I mean Japan wouldn't lie to me about American names, right?

    No, no, Japan has its finger on the pulse of traditional American names: Firo Prochainezo, Ladd Russo, Jacuzzi Splot, Nice Holystone, Bartolo Runorata

    I see those sorts of names all the time in my classroom.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Dizzy D wrote: »
    I mean Japan wouldn't lie to me about American names, right?

    No, no, Japan has its finger on the pulse of traditional American names: Firo Prochainezo, Ladd Russo, Jacuzzi Splot, Nice Holystone, Bartolo Runorata

    I see those sorts of names all the time in my classroom.

    rejv2vrli6f6.png
    https://miketruk.com/

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