Spice [chat]

Atomika

As you walk down the street on a warm summer day, you come upon a turtle on its back, struggling. It can’t right itself, and will die without your help. As it flails and bakes in the oppressive heat, what seasoning or sauce will you use when you eat this turtle?

Chanus

@Geth be like

Neco

All of those are too spicy

Where’s the mild mayo option

Zavian

Organichu

Malt vinegar from an American is such pick me energy

Eddy

Malt Vinegar

I am a simple man of common taste who believes that vinegar is a foundational flavor. One ingredient, one chemical compound, one folk, one leader, one land.

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Organichu wrote: »

Malt vinegar from an American is such pick me energy

I was sequestered in a British home for a decade

It’s good! Especially on terrapins.

Chanus

i like malt vinegar but it's not my first choice when ketchup is available

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Chanus wrote: »

Geth be like

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Fair though

I am a lot

Chanus

funnily enough Geth tagged me like five times and i didn't get a bat signal

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Chanus wrote: »

funnily enough Geth tagged me like five times and i didn't get a bat signal

Nor I

Organichu

I actually do like malt vinegar on fries (and a variety of other fried foods). I just almost never see it as restaurants and don’t get to try it often.

Chanus

Chu's dalliances with abusing his power have clearly broken something

Zavian

Doodmann

Old Bay

Chu did you break Geth at the end of last thread?

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Organichu wrote: »

I actually do like malt vinegar on fries (and a variety of other fried foods). I just almost never see it as restaurants and don’t get to try it often.

Anything battered goes well with it, I feel

Especially when it’s fresh and crunchy

Organichu

There are like ten things I enjoy as a dip for my fries but if I were on a desert island, hmm….

Ketchup, bbq sauce, honey mustard

Chanus

malt vinegar and old bay?

that's like letting a child pick his own dinner

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Chanus

https://youtu.be/wEhWZ9edw90

Zavian

Atomika wrote: »

Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion project

Chanus

it is true i have less than 10 nukes

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Chanus wrote: »

it is true i have less than 10 nukes

That still enough to hold the world hostage

Neco

Don’t worry everyone I’m making jokes I love spicy food like sugar and honey

Zavian

Chanus wrote: »

it is true i have less than 10 nukes

those are rookie numbers

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Beyoncé’s “Jolene” is more regressive in 2024 than Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” in 2024

Maybe this is the year I cancel the Queen

Neco

https://youtu.be/KWqDe7I5T98?si=Ot__KZkbCyQrHS1y

A Kobold's Kobold

Tony Chachere’s

Afternoon, fellow people who like Tony’s

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Chanus wrote: »

malt vinegar and old bay?

that's like letting a child pick his own dinner

Well, what do you put on your turtle

Chanus

well shit i just heard one of my childhood best friends died

it's probably been ten years or more since i last talked to him but dang

he was my age that's too young

tinwhiskers

I think the person who just microwaved fish in the break room went with a lemon pepper blend.

Orca

Atomika wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

malt vinegar and old bay?

that's like letting a child pick his own dinner

Well, what do you put on your turtle

Butter

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Chanus wrote: »

well shit i just heard one of my childhood best friends died

it's probably been ten years or more since i last talked to him but dang

he was my age that's too young

🤜

A friend of a friend died this week for me, age 46. Absolutely healthy, fit, just got married last year. Two teenagers.

Aneurysm.


I had a brief panic about it when I found out.

Snicketysnick

the one and only

Neco

Not enough grocery stores have ghost peppers

Sometimes just finding habaneros is hard

shryke

Atomika wrote: »

So that's what you win in the Jeffpardy! Tournament of Jeffpions.

Atomika

Tony Chachere’s

Snicketysnick wrote: »

the one and only

Delicious Haytch Paey sauce

Made from real horse penis

Snicketysnick

that's what makes it so tangy

Chanus

Atomika wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

well shit i just heard one of my childhood best friends died

it's probably been ten years or more since i last talked to him but dang

he was my age that's too young

🤜

A friend of a friend died this week for me, age 46. Absolutely healthy, fit, just got married last year. Two teenagers.

Aneurysm.


I had a brief panic about it when I found out.

aneurysms are terrifying

Chanus

HP Fruity if you nasty

Eddy

Malt Vinegar

What's that old tale about Galapagos turtles being too delicious to survive the journey back to England? I wonder how they prepared them

I'm reticent on trying turtle soup but I'd do it if the alternative was rum, sodomy, and the lash