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2024 Erection Thread?

Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punkhedge witchRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
To goon?

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2024 Erection Thread? 44 votes

Yes
70%
MachwingDarmakminor incidentKevin CristLindsay LohantynicKane Red RobeSonelansarukunHacksawFeralSirToastyShadowfirePoorochondriacmrpakuvalhalla130UrielDixonSpeed RacerPinfeldorf 31 votes
No
29%
Munkus BeaverschussMulysaSemproniusFANTOMASBahamutZEROBloodsheedThe Lovely BastardUbikA Dabble Of TheloniusJokerman101Magelldiscrider 13 votes
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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Yes
    Trust me, there's no problem down there. Please don't look at my little hands.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Nicely done

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    hrm.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yes
    We all seem to be in unanimous agreement on erections.

    Did we... did we just solve racism?

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    No
    Juggernut wrote: »
    We all seem to be in unanimous agreement on erections.

    Did we... did we just solve racism?

    We cant have unanimous agreement with all the ruble rousers and trolls around.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yes
    Good job we had a nice thing going here. I hope youre proud of yourself.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    No
    Yeah

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    if your erection lasts for all of 2024, this is not normal, please consult your practitioner

    Steam
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No
    Oh God


    It's pro skub vs anti skub

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Oh God


    It's pro skub vs anti skub

    More like pro chub vs anti chub

    I ate an engineer
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    IKEA Wars begun, they have

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    No
    Couldn't go a month without a jelqing thread huh

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Yes
    I just don't think that's true because if you're jelqing with an erection then, well, you're doing something else there bud

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Yes
    I don't understand some of the terms being thrown around here. If only someone could explain by using a morally bankrupt and actively harmful utility.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I just don't think that's true because if you're jelqing with an erection then, well, you're doing something else there bud

    jalqing?

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    That reminds me, I need to check out whether the high frequency prostate stimulation devices are safe enough on the surrounding skin and tissue

    ‮Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    No
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    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Yes
    Paladin wrote: »
    That reminds me, I need to check out whether the high frequency prostate stimulation devices are safe enough on the surrounding skin and tissue

    Ah yeah I was wondering this too, it's very normal

    Steam
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No
    Raise your bone up to the sky and you’re never gonna die

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 22
    Cello wrote: »
    Paladin wrote: »
    That reminds me, I need to check out whether the high frequency prostate stimulation devices are safe enough on the surrounding skin and tissue

    Ah yeah I was wondering this too, it's very normal

    I've (never) wondered about this

    DouglasDanger on
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yes
    Bro you gotta pay more attention to the surrounding skin and tissue.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Yes
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Paladin wrote: »
    That reminds me, I need to check out whether the high frequency prostate stimulation devices are safe enough on the surrounding skin and tissue

    Ah yeah I was wondering this too, it's very normal

    I've (never) wondered about this

    It's always a good time to start

    Steam
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Yes
    I'm posting pro



    Boner

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 22
    Yes
    Pro bono, pro boner, probe owner

    Hacksaw on
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    My first job was a scaffolder so in many ways I could be called an erection technician.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yes
    I'm anti Bono ever since they put that album on my iPod without my permission.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    May be having an erection sooner than I thought

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Sorry that’s a lie my first job was Dracula for a museum.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Yes, but only for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Yes
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    Sorry that’s a lie my first job was Dracula for a museum.

    How do I make that my next job?

    Steam
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No
    Cello wrote: »
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    Sorry that’s a lie my first job was Dracula for a museum.

    How do I make that my next job?

    Step 1: drink some of endless serpents blood
    Step 2: get invited inside a museum

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    @Cello
    First, you’ve got to live in the town Dracula was written in.
    Next, you must defeat the prior Dracula in mortal combat or you know, at least knock them off your roof to their death, like that one Santa movie from decades ago.
    Finally, be willing to be paid mostly in candy floss and ice cream.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    *Crosses legs*
    Ah, there we go

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Sadly I don’t live there now because England is an accursed wasteland, but they were good times. In those days, these guys ruled the land:

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    Sadly I don’t live there now because England is an accursed wasteland, but they were good times. In those days, these guys ruled the land:

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    I remember them when they were on RTE2 in Ireland before Big Breakfast ever happened

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Yes
    Gotta start out strong but have a soft finish

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Yes
    Cello wrote: »
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Paladin wrote: »
    That reminds me, I need to check out whether the high frequency prostate stimulation devices are safe enough on the surrounding skin and tissue

    Ah yeah I was wondering this too, it's very normal

    I've (never) wondered about this

    It's always a good time to start

    The device vibrates at such a high frequency it liquidates the surrounding skin and tissues. Nothing of your body will remain, just a puddle of gore and a small, buzzing hole boring deeper into the bedrock until it reaches Earth's core, whereupon the planet will detonate.

    So yes, they're very safe on the surrounding skin and tissues

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Yes
    If you have a thread lasting longer than four hours, consult your doctor.




    Is this anything? I don't think this is anything.

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