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aliens of lake baikal

-Tal-Tal Registered User regular
edited May 2024 in Social Entropy++
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this is a baikal seal. this species of seal lives in lake baikal. notice that the seal looks like a little gray man.

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this is lake baikal. this is where baikal seals live. notice that it is distant from the ocean.

how did these seals get to lake baikal? could it be an alien space ship?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    https://youtu.be/XbqCUE1zyKA?si=grEcySwJHLSi0Xs0

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    no they just walked there

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    well well well, if it isn't DAVID PAULIDES

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I dunno? Bus?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    A seagull with a stomach bigger than its beak

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    A pelican?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    really long slide

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    Steam ID - VeldrinD
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i put them there

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    But the pornog!

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I needed anime to post. wrote: »
    well well well, if it isn't DAVID PAULIDES

    who's david paulides

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    I remember, as a child, some sort of VHS documentary of Russian wildlife? Or something like that. And it had a section on Lake Baikal. Maybe from the Nature Conservancy or something, I don't know.

    I don't remember much from it now, but I do remember it existing. I watched it several times as a child, we didn't have shit for tapes to watch.

  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    I needed anime to post. wrote: »
    well well well, if it isn't DAVID PAULIDES

    who's david paulides

    david pauladeez nuts

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    MY PORNOG

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.

    Probably a UFO landing beacon for seal gathering expeditions.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.

    putting this line in my RPG thought fragment ideas journal

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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Don't worry little seal friends, we are working very hard to melt enough glaciers to some day reconnect you with your distant ocean family. :+1:

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Secret underground tunnel.

  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    The seals originated in the lake

    How did they get to the sea is the question

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    they evolved from humans like all seals

    Steam
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    They take off their skins to walk in human form across the land and don their skins again to resume their watery lives

    during this time you can nab an unattended sealskin to have a human form wife of a seal

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    seems like animal cruelty to me tbh

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    They take off their skins to walk in human form across the land and don their skins again to resume their watery lives

    during this time you can nab an unattended sealskin to have a human form wife of a seal

    Can you explain how this works using pokemon terminology?

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    They take off their skins to walk in human form across the land and don their skins again to resume their watery lives

    during this time you can nab an unattended sealskin to have a human form wife of a seal

    Can you explain how this works using pokemon terminology?
    it's super effective

    Steam
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    They take off their skins to walk in human form

    but they're not a man, they're a seal boo

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    you know those fish cannons that send fish up dams? one of those but it's really long and wide enough for a seal

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Clearly this is an insertion team from US Navy special forces.

  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Fun fact: apparently how the fuck they got there is an actual mystery and zoologists aren't really sure either. (The running theories is that maybe there were some other lakes connecting it to the ocean before? Maybe???)

    They've been hanging out in the lake for two million years, though, so if they're selkies then presumably they're Homo erectus. Fuckers made it all the way to a landlocked lake in Russia while humans weren't even close to evolving down in Africa (H. sapiens is just 300,000 years old).

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Quantum Tiger wrote: »
    The seals originated in the lake

    How did they get to the sea is the question

    Secret underground tunnel.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    It’s more of a chute really. Incredibly smooth, as with all seal engineering.

  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    They evolved in isolation, from single celled organisms to seals, right there in the lake.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Helicopter

  • RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    He picked a fine time to leave me, Lou Seal

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I should be allowed to have a seal.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    You can't just "have" a seal!

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    You can't just "have" a seal!

    You can have lots of things. Whether the seal agrees is another matter.

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
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    this is a baikal seal. this species of seal lives in lake baikal. notice that the seal looks like a little gray man.

    b546oe59vtx3.png
    this is lake baikal. this is where baikal seals live. notice that it is distant from the ocean.

    how did these seals get to lake baikal? could it be an alien space ship?

    [points at Baikal Seal]

    Baby

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    You can't just "have" a seal!

    But without a seal you’d just leak everywhere!

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Even more than I already do?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    Even more than I already do?

    I have no information on your daily leakage output to compare it to.

    Please collect all leakage for 1 week and get back to me with the weight and volume of the leakage.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Coloration of the leakage is also important!

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