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Making Bongi a celebrity - well not really, but I almost got in trouble

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    It's just the IAGJOWSBPOYP waiting for to jack off so they can arrest bongi.

    Not if the IWSYPTMTIOOP get there first.

    Oh, so you're one of those pro-IWSYPTMTIOOP faggots?

    Don't you know proper procedure?

    Check the manual.

    Whenever the IAGJOWSBPOYP and IWSYPTMTIOOP have the same perp, they must bare-knuckle box in order to decide who takes said perp.

    Man, don't talk about the IAGJOWSBPOYP&IWSYPTMTIOOP-BKBIOTDWTSP club.

    PotU on
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    It's just the IAGJOWSBPOYP waiting for to jack off so they can arrest bongi.

    Not if the IWSYPTMTIOOP get there first.

    Oh, so you're one of those pro-IWSYPTMTIOOP faggots?

    Don't you know proper procedure?

    Check the manual.

    Whenever the IAGJOWSBPOYP and IWSYPTMTIOOP have the same perp, they must bare-knuckle box in order to decide who takes said perp.

    Man, don't talk about the IAGJOWSBPOYP&IWSYPTMTIOOP-BKBIOTDWTSP club.

    I'm afraid the Federal Agency of Way Too Long Acronyms will have to fine you for this.

    The FAWTLA.

    SimBen on
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fuck, there's still 2 hours left, and I'm in my break, which would be a great time for more mischief, but now I'm all cheesed off at not being alone.

    SimBen on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    see if you can get him to join you in jerking off in the coffee machine

    who knows it could be your lucky day ;o

    bongi on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wish the intruder had a vagina, that would make the possibility of two-player mischief more exciting.

    Why do videogame companies have to be such sausage factories.

    SimBen on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU I love your new avatar and sig

    it is awesome to the max

    Raneados on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I know!

    PotU on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You totally have to fuck with the guy that showed up.

    Barcardi on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    charlie the safety cat teaches you about the dangers of pedophiles

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Okay, he's gone I think.

    SimBen on
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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This thread is extremely awesome

    Bijl on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    NO WAIT HE WAS JUST GETTING COFFEE.

    Now I really regret not jerking off into it. That would have been hilarious.

    SimBen on
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I should have taken the first cup from the cup dispenser, jerked off into it, then just like sponged it off the bottom with a paper towel so it wouldn't be liquid and obvious and just leave a film of it, then place it back in the dispenser.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    just sit and stare at him, then look away hurriedly every time he checks if you're staring at him.

    darleysam on
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    There's no line of sight between our desks. :( There's a big area with enclosed rooms, that's the sound recording studio, his desk is on the other side.

    SimBen on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    Evander on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    Okay, then instead of being gratuitous and nonsensical, it's absurdly obscure. GG.

    SimBen on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    man are you serious

    are you serious man

    Skull Man on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    man are you serious

    are you serious man

    I am always never serious

    Evander on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Look, everything in this thread is important information for Bongi.

    He needs to know what he's up against.

    Nothing is obscure.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    man are you serious

    are you serious man

    I am always never serious

    60% of the time.

    SimBen on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    man are you serious

    are you serious man

    I am always never serious

    60% of the time.

    it works all the time.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The IWSYPTMTIOOP are not known for their well-trained troops, so yes.

    This is what you get when you hire the ravenous bug-bladder beast of Traal as a training consultant.

    I love Hitchhiker's Guide, but really, that was a completely gratuitous and unwarranted reference. It doesn't even make sense. I'm sending the IMCGAURTDMSP on your ass.

    The ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal of is so incredibly stupid that it believes that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

    hence, the appropriate defence from a bug-bladder beast is wrap an object around your head (great use for a towel) and it will no longer be able to see you.




    I was merely remarking that the aforementioned troops are remarkably poor trained because they were taught pursuit tactics from particularly stupid creatures.

    man are you serious

    are you serious man

    I am always never serious

    60% of the time.

    it works all the time.

    every time

    Skull Man on
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    edited June 2007
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Guys

    I made an itty-bitty penis.

    Sheri on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am reading this thing about tourists and it reminds me of the greatest tour group I've ever seen

    On my 8th grade trip to New York City, we did the usual stuff, and when we got to the Empire State Building, something amazing happened

    I see a group of about 20 japanese tourists shuffling about behind their tour "leader" I guess

    their leader was the best person I've ever seen

    he was easily over 6 and a half feet tall

    and wearing a Napoleon costume

    It blew my fucking mind


    Even better if they were

    A. Outside a water park

    B. Outside a bowling alley.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    blah blah some joke about nucsh blah

    [edit]oh snaps beaten

    bongi on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am reading this thing about tourists and it reminds me of the greatest tour group I've ever seen

    On my 8th grade trip to New York City, we did the usual stuff, and when we got to the Empire State Building, something amazing happened

    I see a group of about 20 japanese tourists shuffling about behind their tour "leader" I guess

    their leader was the best person I've ever seen

    he was easily over 6 and a half feet tall

    and wearing a Napoleon costume

    It blew my fucking mind

    So... he was dressed as Napoleon's ego?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2007
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tfs never wants to hear about dongs

    Skull Man on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    look I don't want to hear about nusch's dong, sheri

    No, I made it.

    I want to send you one, Teefs.

    It'll be like keeping your own.

    Sheri on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wonder what Teefs is gonna do with his dong when he switches

    Raneados on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    look I don't want to hear about nusch's dong, sheri

    No, I made it.

    I want to send you one, Teefs.

    It'll be like keeping your own.

    don't do that.

    he'll just invert that one and make it into a gay little change purse.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That reminds me, I'm 6 and a half feet tall.

    Maybe that person was me.

    Maybe also I'd remember if I'd ever been a tour guide in New York that dressed up as Napoleon's manhood, but maybe not.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    blah blah some joke about "cultural differences" made vs found nucsh's dong etc

    bongi on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    look I don't want to hear about nusch's dong, sheri

    No, I made it.

    I want to send you one, Teefs.

    It'll be like keeping your own.

    don't do that.

    he'll just invert that one and make it into a gay little change purse.

    But see

    It's also a lip balm cozy

    So it's perfect for Teefs.

    Sheri on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seeing TFS rubbing a dong across his lips is worth it.

    send him 8.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    hahaha

    lip balm cozy

    oh man my prediction is coming true

    bongi on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Guys I have no idea what those acronyms mean.

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