I will be mad about homeopathy until I die

Juggernut · June 11

Personally I think tiger dick HAS to have some kind of property. I'm not saying it will cure impotence but like, c'mon. It's gotta do something.

Maybe if you eat a dried up tiger dick it'll increase the raw power of your roundhouse kicks, that would be pretty cool.

HeadCreeps · June 11

lol He's also wearing a belt in the after picture

Lindsay Lohan · June 11

Are float pods homeopathy? Because I did that once and absolutely loved it. My back felt awesome and my head felt clear for a few days.

Munkus Beaver · June 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

Juggernut · June 11

Brolo wrote: »

Juggernut wrote: »

Remember when Alex Jones tried to sell some supplements and he posted a before and after and the only thing that changed was that he turned a deep shade of red?

+

What a gift to the world.

I wonder what organ inside of him fucking exploded to do that? I hope it was an important one.

MrMonroe · June 11

Honestly I think he just considered the possibility that a gay kid might make it all the way home after school without being bullied. Instant thirty point increase in diastolic pressure.

Captain Inertia · June 11

A dude next to me at work, in the office, just stood up and horked up something giant, it was so loud it grabbed everyone’s attention, then he turned a shade of Alex Jones and sauntered off with his mouth tightly closed, presumably full of phlegm

Grey Ghost · June 11

Lindsay Lohan wrote: »

Are float pods homeopathy? Because I did that once and absolutely loved it. My back felt awesome and my head felt clear for a few days.

We should be clear here that homeopathy doesn't refer to just any holistic or "traditional" or non-mainstream treatment. It is specifically "remedies" made from a substance diluted many times over in a solution, usually to the point that there is not even a single molecule of that substance remaining, with the claim that the water (or whatever the base of the solution is) "remembers" the substance that was diluted in it and carries some benefit (this is, of course, bullshit)

tl;dr you take homeopathic remedies by mouth. You don't float in em

Juggernut · June 11

Gamer Girl Bath Water: a supplement?

Discuss.

Carpy · June 11

Captain Inertia wrote: »

Mushroom foraging is great, I sell lots of foraged mushrooms as certified organic homeopathic treatments I am building a mushroom kingdom

Oh boy does Google have the right AI for you! It for sure doesn't mix up liver melting Destroying Angels for button mushrooms

Prolegomena · June 11

Captain Inertia wrote: »

A dude next to me at work, in the office, just stood up and horked up something giant, it was so loud it grabbed everyone’s attention, then he turned a shade of Alex Jones and sauntered off with his mouth tightly closed, presumably full of phlegm

you're not by any chance trapped together with a small group of people in some kid of isolated research base?

smof · June 11

Destroying Angel. Mushrooms have such metal names.

Munkus Beaver · June 11

Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »

Destroying Angel. Mushrooms have such metal names.

Lamentation of Angels
Satan’s Bolette
Judas’ Ear
Death Cap
Deadly Dappering

Only one of these is fake.

MegaMan001 · June 11

This Foolproof Saga is yet another example of some person with a name I do not recognize clearly and openly acts like a complete jackass.

Then I assume they are new here, but NooOoooo, they've been here a decade!

Houk · June 11

well

they were here a decade

DarkPrimus · June 11

Juggernut wrote: »

Gamer Girl Bath Water: a supplement?

Discuss.

With homeopathy, we can reach hitherto unheard powers of gamer... and of girl.

BahamutZERO · June 11

HeadCreeps wrote: »

lol He's also wearing a belt in the after picture

belt's not even doing anything, the shot is just pulled out a little further and pointed down a little more so the head height looks the same

Depressperado · June 11

he's flexing his chest in the second one and it just makes him worse also was he just mainlining niacin

Kadith · June 11

Juggernut wrote: »

Gamer Girl Bath Water: a supplement?

Discuss.

Clearly homeopathy unless you're leaving pieces of gamer girl in the bath water.

Burtletoy · June 11

Garlic Bread wrote: »

i can appreciate skepticism of western medicine because it's still (especially in the USA) quite a capitalist racket and the system is still racist and all that

been trying to ease my skepticisim of traditional medicines that has been informed by said racist system but also because humans had to have figured out some shit that worked over hundreds of thousands of years. lot of modern medicine comes from plants and the chemicals they contain and all. obviously fuck commercial homeopathy stuff, it's all scams, but if someone is like "hey try eating a clove of garlic once a day for a couple days to help with inflammation" or whatever, i ain't got a problem with them. i'll appreciate the care offered

And then, like all good recipes on the internet, you proceeded to eat, like 5-10 cloves of garlic a day instead of 1, right?

Burtletoy · June 11

Shit, your names garlic bread, I should know better than to ask that

Juggernut · June 11

I don't know why my brain is primed to believe whatever you tell me about garlic.

But it is. I admit it.

I guess I can sleep confident in the fact I am not a Dracula.

ChicoBlue · June 11

Do you think that the movie Interview With the Vampire would've been better if at the end when Louie is at the theatre, instead of tearing up at seeing the sunrise in Superman, he was tearing up at seeing some folks eat garlic?

Maddoc · June 11

No such thing as too much garlic

Alexandier · June 11

Juggernut wrote: »

I don't know why my brain is primed to believe whatever you tell me about garlic.

But it is. I admit it.

I guess I can sleep confident in the fact I am not a Dracula.

I will not.sagely along at any advice to increase garlic consumption.

'crush one clove of garlic..'

Ah. AHEM When you said one clove you meant seven, yes? Just for clarity's sake.

furlion · June 11

I know here in the States, Italian food and garlic are heavily intwined but i have no idea if it is an original Italian food or if it is more like the tomato. If it was always a staple, would Italian vampires have a natural built up tolerance/immunity?

Jedoc · June 11

Reckon Italy is bad news for vampires in any case. Whole place is lousy with crosses and dudes who can make water holy by talkin' at it.

durandal4532 · June 11

Juggernut wrote: »

Ah supplements. I love supplements culture.

Take GORILLA FUCK and FUCK like a GORILLA *Gorilla scream sound effect overlayed with porn moans* Destroy your ENEMIES and see them DRIVEN beFORE you *sounds of battle* If you take GORILLA FUCK wild animals will RESPECT you *clip of a wolf bowing it's head to the camera* GORILLA FUCK will make you GOOD AT GOLF. We PAID Charles Barkley to SMILE on our COMMERCIAL. GORILLA FUUUUUUUUCK

The only thing I trust is Gorilla Flow, obviously

Burtletoy · June 11

sarukun wrote: »

Winner gets one use of the disagree button.

I wanna know who's got the forum record for most disagrees.

I got four. Bring it!

Burtletoy · June 11

furlion wrote: »

I know here in the States, Italian food and garlic are heavily intwined but i have no idea if it is an original Italian food or if it is more like the tomato. If it was always a staple, would Italian vampires have a natural built up tolerance/immunity?

Tomatoes were new world fruit, they didn't get them in asia/europe until after the europeans colonized the americas, but garlic is from Asia to begin with.

minor incident · June 11

Jedoc wrote: »

Reckon Italy is bad news for vampires in any case. Whole place is lousy with crosses and dudes who can make water holy by talkin' at it.

That’s not even getting into Venice. A whole city, basically vampire proof by design. Can’t be a coincidence.

Depressperado · June 11

guys, everybody, Assassin's Creed Night

Tynnan · June 11

Burtletoy wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

Winner gets one use of the disagree button.

I wanna know who's got the forum record for most disagrees.

I got four. Bring it! Compare with friends!

Depressperado · June 12

I only have one, it was from tube

DarkPrimus · June 12

Burtletoy wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

Winner gets one use of the disagree button.

I wanna know who's got the forum record for most disagrees.

I got four. Bring it!