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I will be mad about homeopathy until I die

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Personally I think tiger dick HAS to have some kind of property. I'm not saying it will cure impotence but like, c'mon. It's gotta do something.

    Maybe if you eat a dried up tiger dick it'll increase the raw power of your roundhouse kicks, that would be pretty cool.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    lol He's also wearing a belt in the after picture

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Are float pods homeopathy? Because I did that once and absolutely loved it. My back felt awesome and my head felt clear for a few days.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Remember when Alex Jones tried to sell some supplements and he posted a before and after and the only thing that changed was that he turned a deep shade of red?

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    What a gift to the world.

    I wonder what organ inside of him fucking exploded to do that? I hope it was an important one.

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Honestly I think he just considered the possibility that a gay kid might make it all the way home after school without being bullied. Instant thirty point increase in diastolic pressure.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    A dude next to me at work, in the office, just stood up and horked up something giant, it was so loud it grabbed everyone’s attention, then he turned a shade of Alex Jones and sauntered off with his mouth tightly closed, presumably full of phlegm

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 11
    Are float pods homeopathy? Because I did that once and absolutely loved it. My back felt awesome and my head felt clear for a few days.

    We should be clear here that homeopathy doesn't refer to just any holistic or "traditional" or non-mainstream treatment. It is specifically "remedies" made from a substance diluted many times over in a solution, usually to the point that there is not even a single molecule of that substance remaining, with the claim that the water (or whatever the base of the solution is) "remembers" the substance that was diluted in it and carries some benefit (this is, of course, bullshit)

    tl;dr you take homeopathic remedies by mouth. You don't float in em

    Grey Ghost on
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Gamer Girl Bath Water: a supplement?

    Discuss.

  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Mushroom foraging is great, I sell lots of foraged mushrooms as certified organic homeopathic treatments I am building a mushroom kingdom

    Oh boy does Google have the right AI for you! It for sure doesn't mix up liver melting Destroying Angels for button mushrooms

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    A dude next to me at work, in the office, just stood up and horked up something giant, it was so loud it grabbed everyone’s attention, then he turned a shade of Alex Jones and sauntered off with his mouth tightly closed, presumably full of phlegm

    you're not by any chance trapped together with a small group of people in some kid of isolated research base?

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Destroying Angel. Mushrooms have such metal names.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Destroying Angel. Mushrooms have such metal names.

    Lamentation of Angels
    Satan’s Bolette
    Judas’ Ear
    Death Cap
    Deadly Dappering

    Only one of these is fake.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    This Foolproof Saga is yet another example of some person with a name I do not recognize clearly and openly acts like a complete jackass.

    Then I assume they are new here, but NooOoooo, they've been here a decade!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    well

    they were here a decade

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Gamer Girl Bath Water: a supplement?

    Discuss.

    With homeopathy, we can reach hitherto unheard powers of gamer... and of girl.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    lol He's also wearing a belt in the after picture

    belt's not even doing anything, the shot is just pulled out a little further and pointed down a little more so the head height looks the same

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    he's flexing his chest in the second one and it just makes him worse also was he just mainlining niacin

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Gamer Girl Bath Water: a supplement?

    Discuss.

    Clearly homeopathy unless you're leaving pieces of gamer girl in the bath water.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    i can appreciate skepticism of western medicine because it's still (especially in the USA) quite a capitalist racket and the system is still racist and all that

    been trying to ease my skepticisim of traditional medicines that has been informed by said racist system but also because humans had to have figured out some shit that worked over hundreds of thousands of years. lot of modern medicine comes from plants and the chemicals they contain and all. obviously fuck commercial homeopathy stuff, it's all scams, but if someone is like "hey try eating a clove of garlic once a day for a couple days to help with inflammation" or whatever, i ain't got a problem with them. i'll appreciate the care offered

    And then, like all good recipes on the internet, you proceeded to eat, like 5-10 cloves of garlic a day instead of 1, right?

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Shit, your names garlic bread, I should know better than to ask that

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I don't know why my brain is primed to believe whatever you tell me about garlic.

    But it is. I admit it.

    I guess I can sleep confident in the fact I am not a Dracula.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Do you think that the movie Interview With the Vampire would've been better if at the end when Louie is at the theatre, instead of tearing up at seeing the sunrise in Superman, he was tearing up at seeing some folks eat garlic?

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    No such thing as too much garlic

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    edited June 11
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I don't know why my brain is primed to believe whatever you tell me about garlic.

    But it is. I admit it.

    I guess I can sleep confident in the fact I am not a Dracula.

    I will not.sagely along at any advice to increase garlic consumption.

    'crush one clove of garlic..'

    Ah. AHEM When you said one clove you meant seven, yes? Just for clarity's sake.

    Alexandier on
  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    edited June 11
    I know here in the States, Italian food and garlic are heavily intwined but i have no idea if it is an original Italian food or if it is more like the tomato. If it was always a staple, would Italian vampires have a natural built up tolerance/immunity?

    furlion on
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Reckon Italy is bad news for vampires in any case. Whole place is lousy with crosses and dudes who can make water holy by talkin' at it.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Ah supplements. I love supplements culture.

    Take GORILLA FUCK and FUCK like a GORILLA *Gorilla scream sound effect overlayed with porn moans* Destroy your ENEMIES and see them DRIVEN beFORE you *sounds of battle* If you take GORILLA FUCK wild animals will RESPECT you *clip of a wolf bowing it's head to the camera* GORILLA FUCK will make you GOOD AT GOLF. We PAID Charles Barkley to SMILE on our COMMERCIAL. GORILLA FUUUUUUUUCK

    The only thing I trust is Gorilla Flow, obviously

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Winner gets one use of the disagree button.

    I wanna know who's got the forum record for most disagrees.

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    I got four. Bring it!

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    I know here in the States, Italian food and garlic are heavily intwined but i have no idea if it is an original Italian food or if it is more like the tomato. If it was always a staple, would Italian vampires have a natural built up tolerance/immunity?

    Tomatoes were new world fruit, they didn't get them in asia/europe until after the europeans colonized the americas, but garlic is from Asia to begin with.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Reckon Italy is bad news for vampires in any case. Whole place is lousy with crosses and dudes who can make water holy by talkin' at it.

    That’s not even getting into Venice. A whole city, basically vampire proof by design. Can’t be a coincidence.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    guys, everybody, Assassin's Creed Night

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Winner gets one use of the disagree button.

    I wanna know who's got the forum record for most disagrees.

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    I got four. Bring it! Compare with friends!

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I only have one, it was from tube

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Winner gets one use of the disagree button.

    I wanna know who's got the forum record for most disagrees.

    cg3ot06r8e4w.jpg

    I got four. Bring it!

    I'm tied.

  • destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    I've got zero. So I'm tied for Nth

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    can i substitute x for y people in the comments of any recipe are some of history’s greatest monsters

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