how much soy sauce do you think you could drink

I needed anime to post.

there's no money on the line or anything. just for the love of the game.

brand and variant of choice, i'm not a monster. if you want blast out ponzu sauce go for it. any of that whole soy family

Uriel

About a shot glass worth and then I'll probably have a stroke from the salt

Grislo

Are we getting points, though?

Houk

Raw soy sauce, not much. Soy-based ramen broth, let's start with two gallons and go from there

Slym

If I'm not being offered monetary compensation, I'll probably max out at around a tablespoon.

Veldrin

I reckon I could do half a small bottle of lee kum kee no worries

light though, dark is a bit too cloying

Endless_Serpents

Once when I was in the navy a chef made the spiciest chili sauce they could as a joke, but it has the consistency of soup to my exhausted mind and I, having just got back on board from a night operation, just fucking had a big bowl of it. No one questioned it because at that point in my career I guess I looked like a man who eat bowls of chili sauce between whatever fucked up shit I was getting paid for. I liked it!

So I guess, how tired am I before this is offered to me?

Brainleech

I am not fond of soy sauce or shoyu, My brother on the other hand cannot eat rice without it I think he ads it to ramen as well
But it's been a on going odessey of finding one he deems perfect

Raijin Quickfoot

Yo soy 2 gallons

Raijin Quickfoot

“More than your body could handle, as it happens. There are a few well-documented cases of people ingesting too much soy sauce. For example, in 2013 a 19-year-old man downed a quart – about two pints – of soy sauce and ended up in the emergency room in a coma.“

Depressperado

just a quart? so like, two quarts you think would... do it, right?

brb going to costco

Paladin

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

“More than your body could handle, as it happens. There are a few well-documented cases of people ingesting too much soy sauce. For example, in 2013 a 19-year-old man downed a quart – about two pints – of soy sauce and ended up in the emergency room in a coma.“

Rapid changes in sodium are a known cause of osmotic demyelination syndrome, otherwise known as central pontine myelinolysis, where your brain sees too much sodium too quick and shrivels up like salt on a slug

BahamutZERO

Like a small spoonful. I don't have anything to prove.

Tynnan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aznnt5JB1Gg

Uriel

How much soy sauce could Joseph Chestnut chug though

Uriel

Also that YouTube short reminds me of how much water I drink when I work out. Like a gallon a day easy maybe more.

Cruor

Alone? Shot glass maybe. Over vanilla ice cream? Now there's a delivery method.

If you haven't tried soy sauce on vanilla ice cream, it's fantastic and confusing and afterwards you'll get random lifelong cravings for it.

Raijin Quickfoot

At least now I know what to do if I ever feel like checking out what a coma is like.

I have always been curious

Elderlycrawfish

I live in Hawaii, my blood type is Kikkoman at this point.

Juggernut

1/2 cup I think.

Sterica

Before or after I went off spiro?

spono

What about soy milk? I could probably drink a bunch of that

reVerse

Twelve.

MulysaSempronius

If I really tried, probably enough to kill me. Then I'd be dead.

Douglas

I managed to drink about eight ounces was

Yellowhammer

How much until you die? Yeah I could go for one more tablespoon after that.

Moonlighter

Does boofing count as drinking

initiatefailure

The internet told me if I eat soy I’ll turn into a girl and like, kikkoman is my brand

Uriel

Some of y'all are

Lost in the sauce

😎

aioua

Will tamari kill me slower or faster than regular soy sauce?

smof

I think it will just roll you up into a big ball with lots of other things

Houk

kaTamari damasoy

Sir Fabulous

Whatever the largest amount someone said earlier in the thread + 1 more.

Thawmus

When I was a kid I drank whole bottles of soy sauce all the time. Also drank jars full of pickle juice and olive juice. It was a constant problem for my parents because the pickles and olives in the fridge would have no brine in the jar. I was a goddamn monster.

Nowadays I don't do that because I'm 40 and my mom had a very nasty stroke that slowly claimed her 12 years afterward.

But I sometimes wonder how the fuck I managed to not have kidney stones at least.

Yellowhammer

When I was in high school we had a guy who chugged 3 bottles of Soy sauce at a chinese buffet and the servers were cheering him on and bringing out more bottles.

ouzaru

I’m not drinking poison for free!

Moonlighter

Look I need to know the answer to the boofing question also should I get it out of the bottle first

maybe i should have gotten it out of the bottle first

RedTide

Semi related, how much red miso paste could you eat before collapsing?

I think I could eat about a cups worth.

Houk

sarukun wrote: »

I’m not drinking poison for free!

okay so now we're just negotiating

Quantum Tiger

Some of these answers are making me question whether I'm adding too much to my stirfrys

Depressperado

royalty used to commit ritual suicide by eating loads and loads of salt

so we're following a grand tradition here