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just ate some ants

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
somehow got into the container (which is one of those where you push the button down and it seals) and i didn’t notice

luckily i only took a couple of bites but still, pretty yucky morning so far

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    It's just like that song.

    ~she's an ant eater~

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    lookit this fucker too good to eat some ants huh

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 10
    crwth rn

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    It's just like that song.

    ~she's an ant eater~

    Was just humming this while doing the morning polish on my boat, The Fifth Lady

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    lookit this fucker too good to eat some ants huh

    i just would have liked to have known

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Damn

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    what’s a bummer is i don’t really have anything else to eat for breakfast

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Congratulations on your improved protein macros!

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I ate a couple tiny ants in my cereal once, was maybe the grossest thing I've ever tasted. Do not recommend!

  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    I had a beer brewed with a specific type of ant that gave it a lemony flavor. Was really good, but they strained out the actual ants.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Ants are full of delicious lemony formic acid

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Remember in snowpiercer when they did the big reveal that they have been eating insect protein?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    How did they taste

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I had a beer brewed with a specific type of ant that gave it a lemony flavor. Was really good, but they strained out the actual ants.

    Cowards.

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    That's why you shouldn't leave Bill Gates unattended near your food.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    How did they taste

    like my cereal usually does which is why i didn’t notice with the first couple bites cause i was looking at my computer screen while i ate

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  • Fig-DFig-D SoCalRegistered User regular
    edited June 10
    Had an English muffin with butter for breakfast on Saturday. Had to move the package after eating and as the last muffin shifted I noticed a nice 1 1/2" round green furry mold spot. I didn't see any on the one I ate, but it's still not what you want to see as you're finishing up breakfast.

    Might have preferred the ants.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Start each day with a mug fulla fire ants and plate of iron filings. That’ll put hair on your chest and kill you!

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    We'll all be eating ants soon.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Try my new insect-based meal replacement drink, Ensure: Ants

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Just imagine one of the ants was Woody Allen.

    Now you're doing a service!

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I am picturing opening a can of ensure and instead of liquid there is ants, live ants, swarming out of the hole, drink them fast before they get everywhere

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    thants

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Remember in snowpiercer when they did the big reveal that they have been eating insect protein?
    Yeah, it was a bit of a shrug for me. I thought it might have been something genuinely horrifying. But it was just bugs.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    just ate some uncles

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no you did not

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  • DesyDesy She/Her YeenRegistered User regular
    I ordered some food grade ants one time because I wanted to know what they tasted like.

    Turns out they taste a bit like lemon juice.

    Then made a batch of lemon cookies and put the ants in some of the dough. They got lost and added nothing to the cookie. oh well. Still was fun.

    I still wouldn’t want unexpect-ants in my food.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    bless ants

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    no you did not

    i built a contraption that shrinks uncles. you don't know what you're getting yourself into here. i advise you to watch yourself, BACK OFF, or else

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Was getting together all the ingredients to make pita the other day, and I open up a new bag of flour and there are weevils crawling all over. Feels bad to throw away a brand new bag but ain’t no way I’m using that!

    Had to ask a neighbor to borrow a cup of flour since I already had all the other ingredients ready to go.

  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Now you have the proportional piss of an ant

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    no you did not

    i built a contraption that shrinks uncles. you don't know what you're getting yourself into here. i advise you to watch yourself, BACK OFF, or else

    you’re freaking lying………………

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Honey I Shrunk the Kids' Uncles Aka My Brothers

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    We got ants in our coffee dispenser machine at work once. I was able to tell the co-worker I had a crush on just before she stopped it.
    She got a disgusted look on her face and I don't think the incident helped me impress her.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    no you did not

    i built a contraption that shrinks uncles. you don't know what you're getting yourself into here. i advise you to watch yourself, BACK OFF, or else

    all uncles or just uncles by blood?

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  • TerrierTerrier Registered User regular
    Do you think in the cartoon Arthur ever ate a giant bowl of ants with his family

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    no you did not

    i built a contraption that shrinks uncles. you don't know what you're getting yourself into here. i advise you to watch yourself, BACK OFF, or else

    you’re freaking lying………………

    okay it's only in the planning phase right now but with YOUR FUNDING, sharks, i think we can get The Shruncle onto shelves by 2029
    Kadith wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    no you did not

    i built a contraption that shrinks uncles. you don't know what you're getting yourself into here. i advise you to watch yourself, BACK OFF, or else

    all uncles or just uncles by blood?

    all uncles with blood

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Zot zot zot!

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    im an ant ant ant, ant ant ant eater

    still you’re surprised, prised, prised when i eat ants

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