Welcome back to the the thread about the stuff we see on Twitter folks!
Unfortunately, what we now see on Twitter includes Dave Ruben’s shitty ripoff of All in the Family as an animated sitcom, right down to what looks like ripping off the set.
And, of course, brown nosing everyone’s least favorite Apartheid Emerald Scion Failson, the Thomas Edison(derogatory) of our Time:
As a palate cleanser, a joke I made two years ago that remains ever true:
“Hey, where’s this Musk?!”
“I am Elon Musk, sir, and I am prepared to make a full report. These users are consummate trolls, they use their clout to cause social strife; people think they’re not woke enough, and they listen to these bozos who conveniently deliver hot takes with fake electronic bots!”
“Everything was fine with our system until our infrastructure was shut off by Can’t-post over here.”
“They impersonate celebrities and brands!”
“Is this true?”
“Yes, it’s true. This man can not post.”
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A lot of dumbasses think Archie Bunker was right about everything and just don't get he was the dumbass of the show
Like Tim Taylor.
Eeeh, Carroll O'Connor knew that Archie was meant to be a dumbass and played that up. I'm not sure the same can be said for Tim Allen.
i think that's why they are as frustrating as they are.
he has another show (now? recently? i dont know if it still runs) that illustrates what tim taylor would have been like, played and written if he wasn't the punchline, and, spoiler alert, it sucks and isnt funny
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
I dunno, everything Tim Allen has done since Home Improvement says he did not understand the assignment.
(Yes, I know that was the joke that anyone who had watched 'This Ole' House' would have picked up on immediately, but I had never seen it)
WoW
Dear Satan.....
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970666737/
He was great in Galaxy Quest!
Which makes his continued vomit existence very frustrating.
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nah, we don't
It has the vibes of “no, Wilson was always wrong”
He was great in Toy Story and Galaxy Quest. Kinda fell off hard after those two though, can't argue with that.
that is pretty close to the mark
tim taylor is an adolescent neanderthal who doesnt know how to act right, and the older wiser men around him tell him how to get his shit straight, growth is experienced, etc.
last man standing inverts this completely and tim (whatever his name is) is the one who is the supposed wise man and his goal isn't growth or enlightenment but rather seems like it is to figure out how best to lecture his family on his boilerplate macho stoicism.
like an alternate universe where Tim Taylor seeks nothing from anyone around him and instead turns to the internet to feed his ego and validate his worldview... which... would actually poignant if its conclusions weren't so backward
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
effort
Ezo Tanu Photo ID Do and Don’ts
... that's a lie, I'm Mouth Full.
we don't choose the things that contribute to our gender awakenings, we merely ride the wave
Steam
Didn't watch it because i didn't want to feel impending doom while on vacation.
Didn't help
I thought this was a D&D lawful–chaotic good-evil chart.
Hmm I’m stuck already
https://youtu.be/uOQ1PvZ14vc?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/zcIfV7yIH1A?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/RjApJaXt_xU?feature=shared
I can cliffnote it for you
An ancient lying machine that will die if it tells the truth
And someone who might actually already be dead
It ended with them arguing about who is better at golf
I'm told elsewhere, however, that I am falling for propaganda and the corpse is actually quite lively
It might have been the one part of the debate that got Biden to be the most lucid and fired up, defending his golf game against Trump's slander.