Being an octopus would probably feel pretty cool. Plus they die really young, so it's low-commitment in case you don't like it.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Maybe one of those immortal jellyfish
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
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This tiny giant tortoise was recently born at the local zoo. I know zoos aren't great for a lot of animals, but I feel like spending the next century and a half in a nice enclosure getting fed citrus fruits once a week is a pretty ideal situation for a giant tortoise.
I choose that.
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RingoHe/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered Userregular
Brb, making an animated film about Terrapin Jedoc, survivor of the Apocalypse, Hero of the Wastelands
If I keep my human intelligence then a bald eagle so I can be an untouchable asshole to people that deserve it. If not then some breed of dog that is easily amused for hours by a ball or chew toy.
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This tiny giant tortoise was recently born at the local zoo. I know zoos aren't great for a lot of animals, but I feel like spending the next century and a half in a nice enclosure getting fed citrus fruits once a week is a pretty ideal situation for a giant tortoise.
I choose that.
I think someone said Galapagos tortoise? That seems perfect to be honest.
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Oh, can't tell the aliens from the animals, huh??
From Wikipedia:
"Original performer Frank Oz has stated that Animal's character can be summed up in five words: sex, sleep, food, drums, and pain."
Seems alright.
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For some reason quotes are broken for me.
This came up when I googled “weird sex lizard”
I wish I could be so brave.