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The final boss is alcohol poisoning and cirrhosis of the liver.
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edited June 2007
21 is kind of a let down. Half the fun of drinking was being underage and wondering if you were going to get served or not. Once you hit 21, it's like playing with cheat codes all the time.
The final boss is alcohol poisoning and cirrhosis of the liver.
no no, the final boss is dealing with the shell of a life you have laid out before you, stumbling through every last day of it as your dreams go unfulfilled only to die, cold and alone and unremembered.
21 is kind of a let down. Half the fun of drinking was being underage and wondering if you were going to get served or not. Once you hit 21, it's like playing with cheat codes all the time.
Seriously. Its not as fun getting your ID checked when your heart isn't racing and you're one sketchy look form the bouncer from snatching your fake back and running away like your pants are on fire. Also, once you turn that age, binge drinking just seems kinda sad and a huge waste of money, instead of adventures from your younger, carefree days.
21 is kind of a let down. Half the fun of drinking was being underage and wondering if you were going to get served or not. Once you hit 21, it's like playing with cheat codes all the time.
is it kind of like quake? because quake with god codes was awesome.
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
21 is kind of a let down. Half the fun of drinking was being underage and wondering if you were going to get served or not. Once you hit 21, it's like playing with cheat codes all the time.
That is such bullshit.
Being able to walk up to any bar and get a pint whenever the fuck I feel like it without having to be fucking MacGuyver beats the hell out of whatever "rush" you supposedly get out of drinking underage.
I sure never felt any rush when I drank as a teenager.
21 is kind of a let down. Half the fun of drinking was being underage and wondering if you were going to get served or not. Once you hit 21, it's like playing with cheat codes all the time.
is it kind of like quake? because quake with god codes was awesome.
I've got a song which is the Quake 2 theme done up all metal like.
I'm going to be 20 this year and I've never been drunk.
I look at it as a good thing.
I mean, alcohol doesn't seem like much fun, I've seen it do some shit man.
Weed was fun though, weird though, had sorta the opposite effect I thought it would. Made it easier to concentrate, felt like I could see and hear better, but it did give me a vague pleasant feeling that I expected. I only took a tiny hit though because I am a huge blathering vagina. I'd like to try it again, I think.
I'm going to be 20 this year and I've never been drunk.
I look at it as a good thing.
I mean, alcohol doesn't seem like much fun, I've seen it do some shit man.
Weed was fun though, weird though, had sorta the opposite effect I thought it would. Made it easier to concentrate, felt like I could see and hear better, but it did give me a vague pleasant feeling that I expected. I only took a tiny hit though because I am a huge blathering vagina. I'd like to try it again, I think.
Trust me, the weed did not have the opposite effect you thought it would. You only felt it did.
I'm going to be 20 this year and I've never been drunk.
I look at it as a good thing.
I mean, alcohol doesn't seem like much fun, I've seen it do some shit man.
Weed was fun though, weird though, had sorta the opposite effect I thought it would. Made it easier to concentrate, felt like I could see and hear better, but it did give me a vague pleasant feeling that I expected. I only took a tiny hit though because I am a huge blathering vagina. I'd like to try it again, I think.
pussy
take a real mans toke. then shotgun a beer. i bet you have no hair on your hands, do ya boy?
my hands are comparable to robin william's hands. literally covered with hair all the way to my second knuckle. real men's hands.
Sgt Eversman on
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
I had a ton of this stuff over the weekend at a pool party that ended up being a naked dudes party
Also, there is a blue moon coming up at the end of this month, and the plan is to have a Blue Moon party, drinking Blue Moon ale with the orange slices for the whole night.
Trust me, the weed did not have the opposite effect you thought it would. You only felt it did.
Howsthat?
Sorry I don't take your meaning. Then again I am also hopped up on percocet right now because of an abscessed tooth.
He means it feels like all those thing were happening to you. The better hearing and whatnot. But really, you just looked like a stoned fuck just sitting there.
Trust me, the weed did not have the opposite effect you thought it would. You only felt it did.
Howsthat?
Sorry I don't take your meaning. Then again I am also hopped up on percocet right now because of an abscessed tooth.
He means it feels like all those thing were happening to you. The better hearing and whatnot. But really, you just looked like a stoned fuck just sitting there.
Trust me, the weed did not have the opposite effect you thought it would. You only felt it did.
Howsthat?
Sorry I don't take your meaning. Then again I am also hopped up on percocet right now because of an abscessed tooth.
It was not easier to concentrate, and your senses were not improved. Your dulled brain only thought they were.
Ah I see.
Sorry to make you explain yourself.
But other than that, it was pretty fun. I know it didn't make my hearing better or anything, but it felt like it was, is what I was saying. I expected it make everything feel dull, like being drunk, that is the way the government sponsered PSAs say it is.
And it only felt a little like that, like I said, I didn't take a very big hit.
grats to the birthday-boys, time to escape from work and bust open a sixpack
best part of alcohol is that it really dumbs down your brain, so all that clever shit you do? just wait for next morning and the awful realization that you were being a total douche
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Don't drink all the beer while I'm gone.
Dang, I should go get some beer.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Hint: There's a bug in the code, there's no way to win.
It's the E. T. of alcohol.
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no no, the final boss is dealing with the shell of a life you have laid out before you, stumbling through every last day of it as your dreams go unfulfilled only to die, cold and alone and unremembered.
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Seriously. Its not as fun getting your ID checked when your heart isn't racing and you're one sketchy look form the bouncer from snatching your fake back and running away like your pants are on fire. Also, once you turn that age, binge drinking just seems kinda sad and a huge waste of money, instead of adventures from your younger, carefree days.
is it kind of like quake? because quake with god codes was awesome.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
That is such bullshit.
Being able to walk up to any bar and get a pint whenever the fuck I feel like it without having to be fucking MacGuyver beats the hell out of whatever "rush" you supposedly get out of drinking underage.
I sure never felt any rush when I drank as a teenager.
Aside from the actual alcohol, I guess.
Well, I did take a hit of something else, last night.
Happy Birthday in case I don't use the internets tomorrow.
Trans-Atlantic high five.
You see this Eversman I stole your thread
I've got a song which is the Quake 2 theme done up all metal like.
It's pretty sweet.
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I'm bitter that I wasn't able to make a naked picture birthday thread for Fallout this year
Fuck that guy.
I look at it as a good thing.
I mean, alcohol doesn't seem like much fun, I've seen it do some shit man.
Trust me, the weed did not have the opposite effect you thought it would. You only felt it did.
pussy
take a real mans toke. then shotgun a beer. i bet you have no hair on your hands, do ya boy?
my hands are comparable to robin william's hands. literally covered with hair all the way to my second knuckle. real men's hands.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Also, there is a blue moon coming up at the end of this month, and the plan is to have a Blue Moon party, drinking Blue Moon ale with the orange slices for the whole night.
Howsthat?
Sorry I don't take your meaning. Then again I am also hopped up on percocet right now because of an abscessed tooth.
hi5
It was not easier to concentrate, and your senses were not improved. Your dulled brain only thought they were.
He means it feels like all those thing were happening to you. The better hearing and whatnot. But really, you just looked like a stoned fuck just sitting there.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Thats a much better way of putting it.
Ah I see.
Sorry to make you explain yourself.
But other than that, it was pretty fun. I know it didn't make my hearing better or anything, but it felt like it was, is what I was saying. I expected it make everything feel dull, like being drunk, that is the way the government sponsered PSAs say it is.
And it only felt a little like that, like I said, I didn't take a very big hit.
best part of alcohol is that it really dumbs down your brain, so all that clever shit you do? just wait for next morning and the awful realization that you were being a total douche