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[chat] From the Magic Tavern

QuidQuid Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
edited October 19 in Debate and/or Discourse
Hello from the Magic Tavern!

*flute noises*

Arnie Kniekamp fell into a magical portal behind a Burger King in Chicago. Fortunately he had his podcasting equipment so he created a podcast detailing his adventures in the magical land of Foon. He's joined by his boon companions Chunt the talking badger and Usidore the wizard.

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They interview improvers guests like Flower, who's a flower, and Momo the mouse with the strength of one human, while continuing their quest to fight the Dark Lord and the forces of evil.

Quid on
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    A mouse with the strength of a human sounds like they could focus that strength in a point where their punches pierce skin, maybe even break bone.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    A mouse with the strength of a human sounds like they could focus that strength in a point where their punches pierce skin, maybe even break bone.

    She mostly uses it to show off picking things up the host is too lazy to.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Currently luxuriating in an autumn sunbeam

    Cats were right, this is great

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Magic Tavern is a show I love dearly. The creators go above and beyond to get as many voices on the show as possible. All to play pretend. It's something wonderfully childish that's survived the last decade's everything.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 19
    Usidore: "What wizard hasn't, when experimenting in their youth, fingered a spider or two?"
    Arnie: "Wait. How do you finger a spider?"
    Usidore: "With consent, Arnie. Obviously."

    Quid on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    So good to have electricity in the morning!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bit of a bleugh trough in TF2 this morning. Keep getting into matchups that are rolls (same old story, too many support while the other team tends to load up on power), not even fun when I'm on the side that rolls because an Engineer's utility is limited when the lines move so quickly.

    Then I finally get in a match where things are more evenly matched and I can contribute. Then I get a phone call which lasts 30 seconds, and I immediately comeback to being votekicked for being idle.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I love Magical Tavern!!

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 19
    They somehow pulled Peter fucking Sagal to play Windsprinkle the Unicorn. Sagal decided unicorns run Foon's assurance. Which is to say you pay them money and receive the assurance that a unicorn won't break your legs with their horn.

    Quid on
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    What about with their hooves

  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    edited October 19
    brave to suggest something so soon after defaming lotr

    surely this won't impact my feelings on some stupid ass podcast

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    joshgotro on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    joshgotro wrote: »
    brave to suggest something so soon after defaming lotr

    surely this won't impact my feelings on some stupid ass podcast

    Imagine if LotR was good

    That's impossible so instead just enjoy a bunch of improvers having fun pretending to be wizards and fuck warlocks

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    There is an incredibly dedicated group of people who document Magic Tavern's lore and the response from the creators to this day is "Do you understand what improv is? We aren't sure you do."

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    I started listening to Magic Tavern late last year and now I'm addicted to it. Wonderful podcast. 😁😎

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I just cannonballed a softball into the toilet. I need to have a better diet.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
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    It was a good garage; it is a good garage. I'm not sure why I'm cleaning it, now. It didn't look like this when we moved in. It's beautiful but I never changed oil in it even once, so while my brain knows I'm not really losing anything...it was mine.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Pouring my 3rd cup of coffee, "Why can't I just magical girl or power of greyskull myself into gym energy mode? This is bullshit."

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Pour the coffee directly onto the abs for maximum effect

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Three cups of coffee will magical girl you into Queen of the Porcelain Throne

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    why is steam having the worst sale of all time right after i got a new computer

    please

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    @SummaryJudgment you don’t need to know the difference between what different styles of tattoos are called

    decide what cities you are willing to go to for a tattoo and poke through the portfolio/instagram of every artist at every shop in that city. It honestly does not take that long (for most cities) and it will be really obvious if someone does a style that you like.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Next month I am going to Richmond for a tattoo consult and then the tattoo later! Should be fun, I’ve never been. For the consult, bringing lfx on the trip also and we will do an anniversary getaway with nice dinner and a cute hotel.

    Richmond I actually did not look at every tattoo shop but instead just looked at the one shop that I knew had some very good people at it.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Three cups of coffee will magical girl you into Queen of the Porcelain Throne

    My reign was brief, but harsh.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gonna go drop of the recycling, get some McD's on the way back, and hopefully finish framing out the pantry shelves so I can do the finish work and cut the plywood next week.

    I really want an Odinsleep day where I just conk out from like 11PM to 11AM, but I don't think I have many of those left in my life.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • NoneoftheaboveNoneoftheabove Just a conforming non-conformist. Twilight ZoneRegistered User regular
    I'm going to spare chat of my snark and admit I too could use some coffee and a good soul searching bm.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I'll use your snark None, I'll find a good place to just let it rip

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • NoneoftheaboveNoneoftheabove Just a conforming non-conformist. Twilight ZoneRegistered User regular
    Nah, it's toxic grade snark, here AH. I'll take it out on those Silent Hill denizens instead, and just offer a happy lil' mornin' to ya fine folk of the forums!

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    let's go get tattoos from winston the whale : (

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 19
    Nah, it's toxic grade snark, here AH. I'll take it out on those Silent Hill denizens instead, and just offer a happy lil' mornin' to ya fine folk of the forums!

    I get that, I currently have opinions on the handful of damaged individuals who are likely gonna cause our favorite toy to be taken away, but aside from shouting into a void there's no real plan B

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Let's all go get tattoos from this pen I broke open and a safety pin I bent

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Let's all go get infections from this pen I broke open and a safety pin I bent

    It can be two things

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Wow, I thought you were cool

    If you don't want to be cool that's fine.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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  • danxdanx Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    why is steam having the worst sale of all time right after i got a new computer

    please

    There'll be a big sale soon to celebrate American Cheap Tat That'll Break Quick But It's Totes A Bargain Friday that we too now have to put up with.

    Thanks America.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I only ever wanted one tattoo and as of now I’m very glad I never ended up getting it

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    That’s right, a tattoo expressing my love of beloved family sitcoms, The Cosby Show and 7th Heaven

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