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The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
Arnie Kniekamp fell into a magical portal behind a Burger King in Chicago. Fortunately he had his podcasting equipment so he created a podcast detailing his adventures in the magical land of Foon. He's joined by his boon companions Chunt the talking badger and Usidore the wizard.
They interview improvers guests like Flower, who's a flower, and Momo the mouse with the strength of one human, while continuing their quest to fight the Dark Lord and the forces of evil.
Magic Tavern is a show I love dearly. The creators go above and beyond to get as many voices on the show as possible. All to play pretend. It's something wonderfully childish that's survived the last decade's everything.
Usidore: "What wizard hasn't, when experimenting in their youth, fingered a spider or two?"
Arnie: "Wait. How do you finger a spider?"
Usidore: "With consent, Arnie. Obviously."
Bit of a bleugh trough in TF2 this morning. Keep getting into matchups that are rolls (same old story, too many support while the other team tends to load up on power), not even fun when I'm on the side that rolls because an Engineer's utility is limited when the lines move so quickly.
Then I finally get in a match where things are more evenly matched and I can contribute. Then I get a phone call which lasts 30 seconds, and I immediately comeback to being votekicked for being idle.
They somehow pulled Peter fucking Sagal to play Windsprinkle the Unicorn. Sagal decided unicorns run Foon's assurance. Which is to say you pay them money and receive the assurance that a unicorn won't break your legs with their horn.
There is an incredibly dedicated group of people who document Magic Tavern's lore and the response from the creators to this day is "Do you understand what improv is? We aren't sure you do."
zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
I just cannonballed a softball into the toilet. I need to have a better diet.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
It was a good garage; it is a good garage. I'm not sure why I'm cleaning it, now. It didn't look like this when we moved in. It's beautiful but I never changed oil in it even once, so while my brain knows I'm not really losing anything...it was mine.
@SummaryJudgment you don’t need to know the difference between what different styles of tattoos are called
decide what cities you are willing to go to for a tattoo and poke through the portfolio/instagram of every artist at every shop in that city. It honestly does not take that long (for most cities) and it will be really obvious if someone does a style that you like.
Next month I am going to Richmond for a tattoo consult and then the tattoo later! Should be fun, I’ve never been. For the consult, bringing lfx on the trip also and we will do an anniversary getaway with nice dinner and a cute hotel.
Richmond I actually did not look at every tattoo shop but instead just looked at the one shop that I knew had some very good people at it.
Three cups of coffee will magical girl you into Queen of the Porcelain Throne
My reign was brief, but harsh.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Gonna go drop of the recycling, get some McD's on the way back, and hopefully finish framing out the pantry shelves so I can do the finish work and cut the plywood next week.
I really want an Odinsleep day where I just conk out from like 11PM to 11AM, but I don't think I have many of those left in my life.
are YOU on the beer list?
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NoneoftheaboveJust a conforming non-conformist.Twilight ZoneRegistered Userregular
I'm going to spare chat of my snark and admit I too could use some coffee and a good soul searching bm.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
I'll use your snark None, I'll find a good place to just let it rip
are YOU on the beer list?
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NoneoftheaboveJust a conforming non-conformist.Twilight ZoneRegistered Userregular
Nah, it's toxic grade snark, here AH. I'll take it out on those Silent Hill denizens instead, and just offer a happy lil' mornin' to ya fine folk of the forums!
Nah, it's toxic grade snark, here AH. I'll take it out on those Silent Hill denizens instead, and just offer a happy lil' mornin' to ya fine folk of the forums!
I get that, I currently have opinions on the handful of damaged individuals who are likely gonna cause our favorite toy to be taken away, but aside from shouting into a void there's no real plan B
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She mostly uses it to show off picking things up the host is too lazy to.
Cats were right, this is great
Arnie: "Wait. How do you finger a spider?"
Usidore: "With consent, Arnie. Obviously."
Then I finally get in a match where things are more evenly matched and I can contribute. Then I get a phone call which lasts 30 seconds, and I immediately comeback to being votekicked for being idle.
surely this won't impact my feelings on some stupid ass podcast
Imagine if LotR was good
That's impossible so instead just enjoy a bunch of improvers having fun pretending to be wizards and fuck warlocks
It was a good garage; it is a good garage. I'm not sure why I'm cleaning it, now. It didn't look like this when we moved in. It's beautiful but I never changed oil in it even once, so while my brain knows I'm not really losing anything...it was mine.
please
decide what cities you are willing to go to for a tattoo and poke through the portfolio/instagram of every artist at every shop in that city. It honestly does not take that long (for most cities) and it will be really obvious if someone does a style that you like.
Richmond I actually did not look at every tattoo shop but instead just looked at the one shop that I knew had some very good people at it.
My reign was brief, but harsh.
I really want an Odinsleep day where I just conk out from like 11PM to 11AM, but I don't think I have many of those left in my life.
I get that, I currently have opinions on the handful of damaged individuals who are likely gonna cause our favorite toy to be taken away, but aside from shouting into a void there's no real plan B
but they're listening to every word I say
It can be two things
If you don't want to be cool that's fine.
but they're listening to every word I say
There'll be a big sale soon to celebrate American Cheap Tat That'll Break Quick But It's Totes A Bargain Friday that we too now have to put up with.
Thanks America.