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Torch Lighters Are Useless I Don't Camp

The Cow KingThe Cow King a islandRegistered User regular
edited December 2024 in Last Christmas
So one of the local convienet stores I frequent gave me a Christmas gift of theee promo Belmont Lighters and as much as I appreciate the kindness I know have to use these three useless things

Bic is a standard of pens and lighters for a reason and of i need a torch to light a smokable it's been to long, it's also just the heat I really don't need butane that concentrated I can Infact make it last longer if not

But it's better then all the ketrosene lighters I've seen but it would be pretty cool to light up a cig each time from a crystal liokn

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2024
    Okay but what about an earth bender branded lighter?

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    Quid on
  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Any hand filled lighter is fine I'm actually searching for a antique one to finish my mom's ashtray and I've only ever seen one, and my line of work is this stuff I just saw a WW2 blackout lantern

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Wh...

    Why would a lighter be earth bender branded

    That's like having an air bender branded shovel

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    This was my mom's lighter at one point. She hasn't smoked in years, so she gave it to me.
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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Any hand filled lighter is fine I'm actually searching for a antique one to finish my mom's ashtray and I've only ever seen one, and my line of work is this stuff I just saw a WW2 blackout lantern

    I hit up antique stores like three times a year and try to find old lighters, pocketwatches, etc. I love old lighters and cigarette cases, pocketwatches, etc.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ProtoBirbProtoBirb Registered User regular
    Wh...

    Why would a lighter be earth bender branded

    That's like having an air bender branded shovel

    Fire benders don’t need lighters and air benders need way more shovels than earth benders. Makes perfect sense.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Wh...

    Why would a lighter be earth bender branded

    That's like having an air bender branded shovel

    Flint and steel obvs.

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    I also got a pack a bics for Christmas 8 lighters for the year baby they are tuning into maple syrup

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    I recently sent my father's 1960s dunhill Rollagas lighter to be repaired & cleaned.

    Like the look a lot, so seemed like a nice thing to restore, though associate him more with fidgeting with a Zippo.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Wh...

    Why would a lighter be earth bender branded

    That's like having an air bender branded shovel

    Flint and steel obvs.

    also the fire benders don't need lighters

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