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MrMister
Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
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It looks like, I don't know, meatloaf or casserole or something.
And where the hell is the cheese?
Because you know that there's a pretty good chance you'll have to restart the computer?
And receive a complimentary kick to the meat'n'potatoes.
- Soren Kierkegaard
man yeah
I like cheezy bread for this reason.
I can dip it in as much goddamn sauce as I like.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Hitler in a speedo
Fuckin' 4chan
The cheese us under the sauce.
Had you ever eaten it, you would know that it's mouth-sex.
With a nice helping of mouth-herpes, I suspect. Blegh.
Sauce goes under the cheese in a pizza. UNDER! It's definitional!
If I could find a link to the strip where the computer kicks him in the junk, you can be assured that I'd link to it right here!
Also, ugh.
There's a reason that restaurant is retardedly popular, and always retardedly crowded.
Because it tastes so good.
Very good; now apply the same logic to McDonald's
dammit, beat
On the black screen
Zachary's is also retardedly expensive. The crowds come nevertheless.
Very good, now apply the same logic to WWF Wrestling
You'd think a philosophy major would recognize an ad numerum fallacy
And it's WWE Wrestling.
What, you're telling me that people don't go to WWF shows for the taste?
It's not fallacious to explain people liking a restaurant in terms of the food being good.
I thought it was one of those dog meat platters at first.
Don't you dare dis Chicago style deep dish!
How can people deny the sheer deliciousness that is Chicago Style Pizza?
It's almost sad, really.
I was wary at first, Lou Malnati's sausage deep dish uses juicy tomatoes and I thought it was grease.
My parents laughed, then told me to take a bite. I did, and my entire pizza philosophy was changed forever.
Meanwhile it's perfectly logical to argue that something you have never eaten doesn't taste as delicious as this clearly does.
Who will give Target some awesome?
I never said anything about how it tastes.
I just said it looks and sounds like a travesty of pizza.
And even if I had, the illogic of one argument does not excuse the illogic of another.
Thin crust pizza is good.
Deep dish pizza is good.
It really doesn't make sense to like bread, tomato sauce, and cheese in one format, and hate it in another format. It's the same goddamn ingredients!
Is this, like, the throwdown? Because you're wrong.
I never said that Zachary's popularity necessitated the fact its food is good. I said that there was a reason that it's popular: namely, because it's good. For an analogous example, I might say that there was a reason I put the popsicle into my mouth: because it tasted good. That doesn't mean that I never put things into my mouth that don't taste good (penis!).
Other things being popular despite being bad has no bearing on the fact that Zachary's is popular because it's good.
They don't hold together very well.
So, despite the fact that you acknowledge that bad things are popular, you insist that this place is popular because it's good.
And you see no contradiction whatsoever in this?
Well I wasn't necessarily talking about this particular conversation right now, but I've seen it happen. Forum threads about New York style vs. Chicago style pizza, and people get really pissed off about it for some reason.
Like, come on. You know they are both delicious. They have the same exact things in them.
The only thing I hate is when people call pizza " 'za " Come on, you sound retarded.