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it was created (well, funded) literally by Something Awful
whoa, really?
essentially, yes.
I believe the review goes into it's history.
Basically a guy on the forums discovered an ad for a business that would make a movie about anything for around $500 in South America.
He took suggestions and they came up with swap (also cause the dude had some kind of shit fetish) and took some donations from SA members.
and to reiterate. It is a "porn" in which four women take turns shitting into each other's orifices for a time, then vomitting because of the shit they've eaten, then eating some of that vomitty shit, then vomitting that shitty vomit.
well it was never officially sanctioned by SA or anything.
In fact the dude who came up with the idea got banned a couple times.
But they did a review of it for their Porn Review column.
If I remember correctly, some of the "actresses" lines, and also some of the stuff written on the chalkboard (it's setting was some kind of school), had common SA catchphrases and forumer handles on it.
Basically a guy on the forums discovered an ad for a business that would make a movie about anything for around $500 in South America.
He took suggestions and they came up with swap (also cause the dude had some kind of shit fetish) and took some donations from SA members.
and to reiterate. It is a "porn" in which four women take turns shitting into each other's orifices for a time, then vomitting because of the shit they've eaten, then eating some of that vomitty shit, then vomitting that shitty vomit.
yeah, pretty much every shock image ever ain't shit compared to swap
There's one of a guy who had survived being shot in the face at point-blank range with a shotgun a few minutes earlier. Worse than SWAP.avi probably.
alright.
So four chicks.
They shit into each other's stretched out assholes.
Back and forth.
And then they eat the shit.
And then they barf from all the shit they ate.
And they barf into each other's assholes.
And then they eat the shitbarf out of each other's assholes.
Among other things.
For like an hour and a half.
Some picture of some dead dude on Rotten? Yeah, that's kinda nasty, but it's a picture. You see it, you go "oh jesus gross" and you hit the back button and you move on. And coroners and cops and soldiers see shit like that every damned day.
But Swap.
Swap.
That's an hour and a half of your brain beating on the inside of your skull with a fucking claw hammer trying to escape because you are subjecting it to shit far, far worse than anything lovecraft dared dream.
I remember many moons ago, visiting a site and coming across some pretty not nice things. Curry Man, Tub Girl, some russian soldier getting his head cut off with a bowie knife, probably even goatse, I did not know what "shock images" were, I just know I was caught off guard and intrigued, I think I saw clips from snuff, saw some guy nail a fat womans boob to a board, saw some woman nail a fat mans sack to a board. Fetuses, corpses, that van where some guys picked up a whore pay them to fuck in the van on camera. Some wierd stuff.
And then I started reading the PA forums.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited June 2007
the old gods watched it and totally barfed and were all "oh jesus okay that shit is just naaaaasty"
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Yeah, but SWAP is consensual. As disgusting as it may be, the people involved are doing it of their own free will (I'm assuming they weren't sex slaves or something). When you gaze upon the terribly injured, in the back of your mind you can't escape that an actual human being did that to another. Somebody loaded up a shotgun, aimed it at somebody's face, and fired. Is that not worse?
i remember waking up early one morning (2am) for work and being like oh, this is when the weird dickbags post those deformed weiners, no wonder knob hates being the 'late night' mod
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I liked my comparison better.
Secret Satan
essentially, yes.
I believe the review goes into it's history.
Basically a guy on the forums discovered an ad for a business that would make a movie about anything for around $500 in South America.
He took suggestions and they came up with swap (also cause the dude had some kind of shit fetish) and took some donations from SA members.
and to reiterate. It is a "porn" in which four women take turns shitting into each other's orifices for a time, then vomitting because of the shit they've eaten, then eating some of that vomitty shit, then vomitting that shitty vomit.
It's like a moebius strip of ew.
they made it
then made an article about how horrible it is?
that's pretty good business sense
In fact the dude who came up with the idea got banned a couple times.
But they did a review of it for their Porn Review column.
If I remember correctly, some of the "actresses" lines, and also some of the stuff written on the chalkboard (it's setting was some kind of school), had common SA catchphrases and forumer handles on it.
There's one of a guy who had survived being shot in the face at point-blank range with a shotgun a few minutes earlier. Worse than SWAP.avi probably.
It was a spawn of its forums.
'cause I'd imagine he'd be drawn to the thread title
alright.
So four chicks.
They shit into each other's stretched out assholes.
Back and forth.
And then they eat the shit.
And then they barf from all the shit they ate.
And they barf into each other's assholes.
And then they eat the shitbarf out of each other's assholes.
Among other things.
For like an hour and a half.
Some picture of some dead dude on Rotten? Yeah, that's kinda nasty, but it's a picture. You see it, you go "oh jesus gross" and you hit the back button and you move on. And coroners and cops and soldiers see shit like that every damned day.
But Swap.
Swap.
That's an hour and a half of your brain beating on the inside of your skull with a fucking claw hammer trying to escape because you are subjecting it to shit far, far worse than anything lovecraft dared dream.
swallowing whole any who dare face it's wrath
leaving them broken and weeping
alone in their poopy madness.
And then I started reading the PA forums.
out there
right now
trying to come up with a way to out-do swap.avi
Yeah, but SWAP is consensual. As disgusting as it may be, the people involved are doing it of their own free will (I'm assuming they weren't sex slaves or something). When you gaze upon the terribly injured, in the back of your mind you can't escape that an actual human being did that to another. Somebody loaded up a shotgun, aimed it at somebody's face, and fired. Is that not worse?
that's one of my favorite movie endings ever
these are women from probably the worst ghettos of South America
paid maybe maybe something like $50 to do that.
You can see them choking back tears.
go find swap
go watch it
the whole thing
no turning away
watch the entire thing
and tell me that somehow, the fact that it was consensual makes it sooooo much better
and shit
and vomit
and shitty vomit
moebius strip of ew
and I've never even seen a screenshot
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It's plain old nasty diarrhea, dude.
Secret Satan
Now it's just a joke.
We were lambasted with shock images a lot more back then, too.
Odd.
Secret Satan
It's OJ, I'm pretty sure. Read it somewhere, I think Encyclopedia Dramatica.
EDIT: Yep, that's where I read it alright.